TO BE OR NOT TO BE, UN

it was the next morning and deidara got up early and snuck out of the bedroom and into the kitchen. ''ahhhhh,un! konan don't scare me like that!'' deidara grabbed a cup of coffee and sat down knowing what konan wanted to know. ''ok so tobi wanted to go to the park and i reluctantly agreed, un. when we got there i sorta ditched him, un.''
so it's basically your own fault you're prego, continue. konan waved her hand to continue and took a sip of her tea. deidara stood up and started pacing. ''orochimaru came while tobi was gone, un.'' ''i hate to admit it, but if it wasn't for tobi,
orochimaru would be inside of me, un'' deidara and konan shuddered at the thought. ''i came home, the memory still fresh in my head,
when sasori asked me to marry him, un.'' deidara looked at his feet, a blush creeping onto his face. '' i was so happy i forgot, that awful memory, replaced by the happiest feeling in the world,
un.'' deidara forced a weak smile onto his face.
''and then you had the hottest sex you and sasori ever had.'' konan started giggling un-
controlably and deidara's face turned bright red. when konan saw his face she laughed even harded.
"stop it, un!" konan laughed so hard she fell off the chair. "i'm serious konan stop laughing at me,un" deidara pouted while his face turned redder. konan pulled herself on the floor and at the sight of deidara's face, fell down again, holding her sides.
"you are such an uke, deidara!" konan gasped for air."dei you act like such a baby! man up!"
konan threw her hand onto the table in hopes to pull herself up."oh dei you just made my day!"
the blue haired woman stood up with her tea and walked out of the room, smiling.
"I'm NOT an uke! oh and DON'T TELL ANYONE OR I'LL RIP OFF YOU FACE, UN" konan turned around, walked close to deidara and whispered something so only they could here.
"if your not an uke then how did you get pregnant?" konan said with a devilish smirk. dei blushed for like the 4th time."that's what i thought. oh and don't worry about me telling. you'll be telling them, TOMARROW. or else i'll get pein do do it for you.^.^" konan waved her hand and walked away. sasori walked in and asked deidara if he wanted to go out and get some breakfast and dei agreed. they were walking to the restraunt when deidara told him what konan said.
"konan sounds serious. i would let pein tell them."
"why, sasori no danna, un?" deidara put on the most cuttest and inocent face.
"well, uh because she,- er it will sorta sound like- dei will you stop with the face, your gunna give me a nose-bleed."
"ok sasori, un!"
"so as i was saying, it will make it seem more planned." deidara nodded. they arrived at the restraunt. they ate and talked the morning away. when they got home konan was waiting at the front door. they walked up to her and asked her what was wrong.
"uh, i got some bad news."