FOREVER AND EVER

"what is it konan?" sasori moved closer to deidara and put an arm around him protectively.
"well i talked to pein", konan rubbed the back of her head,"i made a few jokes and uh, well",
konan smiled sheepishly,"he umm took them seriously and, hehe"konan squeezed her eyes shut and mumbled something.
"what was that konan?" sasori said.
"uh p-pein wants you to have the baby and su-supply us w-with the future akatsuki members."
the second those words left her lips she hightailed it outta there. deidara stood, frozen with his mouth agait(open).
"sasori, un?" deidara said with fear laced in every word.
"yeah,...dei?" sasori looked concered. dei blinked a couple times before talking.
"i- i think i'm gunna, faint" deidara's eyes roled back in his head "u~n!" sasori out stretched his arms and caught the blonde. sasori carried deidara to thier room and layed him down. kakuzu walked by and said sasori had a mission (to kill the 5th hokage). since dei was prego kakuzu would accompany him. they finished the mission and got home around 5:30 p.m. dei-
dara was up and drinking coffee."hey sasori, un." deidara didn't even glance at sasori.
"dei what's wrong?" sasori inquired. dei stood up and slapped him. deidara screamed "I HATE YOU SASORI-NO-DANNA,UN!" and ran up the stairs. sasori followed deidara up to thier room whed dei slammed the door in the red head's face. "dei what's going on, please talk to me."
"no go away, un!" sasori jiggled the handle and found that the door was unlocked. he entered the room and found his lover sitting on the bed crying. "...dei?" dei mumbled a soft "leave mealone, un." sasori walked over and wrapped his arms around the weaping blonde.
"what can i do to make it better? "deidara turned towards sasori and huddled into his chest.
sasori held deidara until he fell asleep. he layed the sleeping blonde under the covers and fell asleep right next to him. the next morning they awoke late and to the sound of someone knock-
ing on the door. "i'm comming." sasori got up and opened the door."what do you want konan?"
"dude you like slept through breakfast, it's almost over. oh and pein told the rest of the aka-
tsuki already. so it's safe." konan closed the door on the way out.
"dei time to get up... dei, get up. DEIDARA GET THE HELL OUTA BED, IT'S MORNING!"
sasori ripped the covers off of the bed. and dei still didn't get up. "dei, are you ok?" sasori saw dei's one eye open briefly and close. "deidara, honey? they know already." deidara got up and dressed and went downstairs. he herd a few snickers and whipped the finger at hidan.
pein called sasori over"sasori? konan and i were doing some research and we've decided to get all of the ukes pregnant. "pein put his finger to his lips as if to keep it a secret. sasori nodded.