MONTH 1

[time skip one month]
"sasori-chan will you tell me a story, un?" deidara begged.
"what kind of story?" sasori sat down next to deidara who was lying on the bed.
"a scary story,-noo a romace story,- oh i wanna here a funny story, un!" deidara smiled and sasori racked his brain for a story. "sasori, i'm hungry let's get a pizza, un" sasori grabbed the phone and asked dei what he wanted. "whatever, i don't care, un." sasori said the pizza would take 15 to 20 minutes.
"shall i start the story now or wait for the pizza?" deidara said to start the story."umm ok there was a bear name, uh, winky" deidara laughed."um, he was in the, hmmm, candy store." dei laughed some more. "winky the bear... owned the candy store and one day he, errr, left his store, unlocked and, ummm, wandered into the forest where he saw..." deidara was listening intently to every word. "two people playing with, uhmm, help me out."
"what if they were playing with a puppet, un? " sasori nodded.
"there was a boy and his grandma playing with a couple of puppets. tha grandma herd winky coming." deidara laughed again. "what was funny about that?"
"you said 'coming', un!" sasori realized what deidara meant and he to started laughing hysterically. they laughed like that for a good minute. then sasori said he had to get the pizza.
sasori kissed his blonde goodbye. after he left deidara started listening to some music until sasori came back. sasori put the pizza on the bed and comtinued his story after dei sat down and grabbed a slice.
"so the grandma herd him and tryed to protect the little boy but winky said he wanted to learn how to use the puppets so they taught winky." deidara grabbed another slice of pizza and told sasori to coninue. "so then they started to travel the world together to fight evil, retarded talking fish. they made many friends along thier journey." sasori grabbed another pizza slice and con-
tinued. "after many years of traveling they eventually came back to the candy store that winky owned. and the grandmother was to old to fight so they ran the candy store and when little kids came there they would put on a show for them using the puppets." sasori took a deep breath and finished the story. "and they lived happily ever after." deidara smiled.
"hey sasori no danna, un?" sasori looked at deidara. "that boy and the grandma remind me of you and your grandma, un."