Trixie woke up with heavy breathing,she had "The dream" again. She had the same dream for the past week after the accident with Tails. She was all alone at home and hated it. She never had the dream before and probably was having this dream due to being alone. No one has visited her for over the past week. She was waiting on Snips and Snail and wanted to see if they forgiven her about what she did about one month before the Ursa Minor incident.
She had two different version of this dream,depending on how her day ended. In one version Twilight beat the Ursa Minor and then wanted to kill Trixie. Trixie had to had a magic battle to the death. She was defeated at the end and lying on the ground spitting blood and begging for mercy as Twilight put a sphere through her. But in the other one,she was vent on revenge and wanted to kill Twilight. She went into her house and captured her and tortured her until she died of a slow and painful death.
Ever since the "Murder Twilight" dream happened she rethinked about getting revenge. She went to her mirror and brushed her groom. The one good thing about Appleloosa was their bars,Trixie wanted to go to these legendary bars known throughout Equestria. After a 30 minute walk she arrived. She sat down and started drinking wine. She didn't want to get drunk thinking she might do something she'll regret. The bar was full of drunk ponies,they were starting fights and throwing bottles everywhere. She went to the outside of the bar hoping for peace and quiet. She was drinking peacefully,most people here were couples or just drunks kissing. She sipped her wine and looked around and then she saw braeburn and little hoof,they were both kissing. Trixie was disgusted,she didn't believe in inter-species relation ship. She wanted to ignore it but curiosity took the best of her. She looked from the corner and couldn't believe it,the both were sober. She looked at the Braeburn's flank,he's cutie mark was an apple,just like Applejack."They must be related" whispered Trixie. She wanted to take a picture of this for blackmail. She got out what she called "The Beauty Cam" that she'd always carried around just in case. She took a bunch of photos of the event until the two started talking. Trixie had to hear this,she loved gossip.
"I love you"
Little hoof giggled "I love you too,but don't you think we shouldn't be doing this in public?"
"Don't worry,most ponies here are drunk!"
"What if my dad sees me?"
Braeburn laughed and said "He'll have to go through me first!" triumphantly.
Little hoof giggled again "You're one crazy pony,but I still love you"
Trixie was surprised by what she heard. She really wanted to show them that she had proof about their relationship or keep it a secret,so she did what she thought was best.
"Hey guys!Look it what I have!I have a camera and guess what's inside!" Trixie started dancing around .
The two were stunned with their jaws wide open.
"Please stop!You don't know what you're doing!"
"I know exactly what I'm doing!"
Trixie ran in the bar with the camera while Little Hoof was chasing her. She had to go through a crowd of drunks before she could reach the door and left running and sticking out her tongue.
She went in the house and started laughing. "Man,I can't wait to see the face on that red neck when she sees the video!"She looked outside of the window and made sure the coast was clear. Nothing in a 5 mile radius,that means they didn't follow her. She couldn't wait to show the footage to Tails. She walked out slowly and closed then door making sure it didn't squeak.
"Hey!"
Trixie jumped and fell.
"You may be thinking you scared me but I did that on purpose..."
Blue Jazz laughed and picked up Trixie.
"Typical Trixie,being selfish"
"Well I'm not the one hiding behind doors. Why are you here anyways?"
Blue Jazz pulled out a flower.
"Let me guess,you want to date me,the great and powerful..."
"No,the flower's for Octavia. Today's her birthday and I knew you didn't get her a present."
"Why would I come anyways to Octavia's party?We just met!"
"Listen,the train accident is messing with her head and she needs all the support she can get,so can you please..."
"Fine..."
Trixie levitated the flower onto her hair and smiled.
"Well we better go..."
"Hey Octavia!"
Octavia woke up and saw Blue Jazz and Trixie both smiling.
"Hey guys,please try to be quiet. I have a huge headache,can you guys please invite Braeburn to help me with some herbs?"
Trixie's eyes widen.
"We don't need them,you're fine!Here,a flower!"
Octavia smiled and looked at the ceiling.
"What did you do Trixie?"
"What!"
"You did something,I can tell. You're never that worried about a pony coming unless something happened..."
"Well...uh..."
"Come on Trixie,we don't have all!"
"Well,this can explain it better than me..."
Trixie pulled out the tape and put it in the VCR.
With every second Blue Jazz and Octavia's jaws were dropping.
"Happy Octavia?"
"Not really...I think I may be worse actually..."
"When was this?"
"Today at the bar."
"Well!"
"Well what?"
"What are you going to do with the video?"
"Find a way to show it to Ponyville as revenge to AppleJack,that dirty redneck,no offense Blue Jazz."
"Offense taken..."
"You still want revenge on those ponies?After like a week..."
"You don't understand,they ruined my life. I have nothing now!"
Octavia's face was unimpressed and a little disappointed.
"Listen,Trixie I didn't invite you here because you're one of my only friends I have."
Trixie looked around and noticed no other ponies at the party.
"I invited you to tell you that if you see Chili Peps,tell her that Leslie is with Lyra. She sent me a telegram telling me to tell you that this morning."
Trixie's jaw dropped.
"Chili Peps is coming!"
"You didn't know?"
"I only thought Snips and Snails were coming!"
"Nope,Snips and Snails are coming with Leslie,Lyra and Bon-Bon. Tell me now if you screwed over one of these ponies,now!"
"Well..."
"Is it Bon-Bon?"
"Nope..."
"Chili Peps..."
"Bingo"
"What did you do?"
"It's a long story"
"I'm all ears..."
It was the big day in Canterlot for the musical and everything was going fine until one hour in. It was Trixie's solo,she had to sing and perform the fireworks. Chili Peps was playing the piano in this scene with ghost,in this scene the tempo would get faster and faster and Chili Peps was a professional at that. Trixie was doing great but then the fireworks had to kick in. She made huge fireworks appear and they were starting to get out of control,setting the curtains on fire. The flame was spreading and Trixie had to improvise. The scene was that Charlene A.K.A Trixie was in a Colosseum singing about peace and love while Charlene was being hunted down by medieval knights. Trixie had a whole plan set if this happen. Trixie winked at Chili Peps and mouthed."Get Harry to jump from the bridge..."
Chili Peps nodded.
"OH,Charles SAVE me,the knights are here!"
Harry walked up on the ladder and grabbed the rope and swooshed down and grabbed Trixie.
Trixie saw Lyra putting out the fire with water and she needed a huge distraction to distract the crowd.
"Kiss me,Charles!"
Harry looked surprised and Trixie frowned and whispered "Just do it idiot..."
Harry kissed Trixie for about 1 minute until the fire went out.
"You saved me Charles!"
"We must get out of this place!"
They had 5 minute brakes after each 10 minute marks.
Trixie ran up to Chili Peps and screamed with glee.
"See,I can always fix everything."
"I have to admit that was some pretty good improv!"
Trixie went up to Harry and said "You must feel pretty happy that you get to kiss me twice in this play now,enjoy it while it last."
Trixie grabbed some water and spit it out.
"I can't believe I had to do that for the play,I had the mouthwash ready for when I get home after the play but now I have to stay with this colt's mouth fluids."
Chili Peps sighed and said to Trixie "You think you have it bad?" Chili Peps raised her hoof and showed Trixie.
"I was burned and it still hurts,good going Trixie...but don't worry about it, can still play."
Harry went up to Chili Peps and said "You shouldn't play the piano with a burned hoof,it could get infected and it could get worse."
"Don't tell me what I can I can't do!"
Chili Peps pushed Harry to the ground.
"Calm down Chili,it was just a suggestion"
Trixie whispered to Harry "She doesn't take suggestions very well..."
Chili Peps went back to her piano furious about what Harry said.
"And that's how I screwed over Chili Peps. Happy?"
"You didn't really screw her over..."
"The burn got infected later and she couldn't play the piano for a year..."
"Well there goes my positive comment."
Octavia sighed and went back to her bed and went under the covers.
"Can you guys at least get me some medicine?"
Blue Jazz looked at the clock and jumped.
"Sorry Octavia,it's 3:22 I have to leave. Bye!"
Blue Jazz ran out the door in less than 5 seconds.
"Trixie..."
Trixie sighed "I,the great and powerful Trixie,shall go to the store and buy you some medicine!"
Trixie made a cloud of smoke and left.
"Please don't do that again,I'm asthmatic."
Trixie brought a list with her of things she would need to buy. She stole a few bits from Octavia's cabinet and it was enough for the medicine. The town was full of ponies by this time of day,she expected to be noticed and asked for autographs or even interviews but in reality,no one noticed her. She walked up to the counter and notice some pony different than the usual cashier.
"Hey,What happen to Cotton eye?"
"Didn't ya hear?He was nearly killed!"
"How!" Screamed Trixie in distress.
"It was,well we don't have a name for the murderer but he was the pony who caused a lot of these accidents."
"Well anyways,do you have these medicines?"
"Let me see,we don't have the last one we have the rest."
"Well I guess Tail's dog don't need hair."
"I wonder why we don't have dog hair growth...we only have 4 dogs in this town...I guess they're saving up for winter?"
Trixie just shook her head in shame "Why can't everypony be perfect like me?"
Trixie grabbed the bag of medicine and left. She walked through a seemingly empty town that was full of vivid ponies square dancing and selling beer but now it was a ghost town. Trixie lowered her head worrying that the crazed murderer would kill her. She started thinking to herself that nothing could hurt the great and powerful Trixie. The more she said it the more confident she felt,raising her head and grinning. She was ready if some pony killer came up to her and stabbed her,she would use the toughest spell she knew and make him regret ever messing with the great and powerful Trixie. Trixie started thinking to herself that since she could possibly catch the murderer and get her fame back.
"Yeah,you know what..."Trixie whispered to herself. "I WILL CATCH THAT MURDERER AND I WILL AVENGE TAILS!" Trixie yelled leaving behind a huge echo. "Come at me bro!I can take you down with one spell!"Trixie yelled in excitement. "Are ya scared!"She started imitating chicken noises hoping that the pony would appear. "I TOOK DOWN URSA MAJOR,AND I'M GONNA TAKE YOU DOWN!" yelled Trixie in anger,twitching her eyes. "I BET THIS IS TWILIGHT TRYING TO MESS WITH MY HEAD!WELL YOU KNOW WHAT?YOU'RE A FILLYFOOLER!YOU PROBOBLY HAD SEX WITH ALL YOUR LITTLE FRIENDS!"Trixie's hair was getting messy and she started looking more and more insane. "I'M GOING TO KILL YOU TWILIGHT SPARKLE,IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO!I'LL KILL EACH AND EVERYONE OF YOUR FRIENDS!YA HEAR ME!" Trixie started smashing her hooves against the ground crying and repeating "Twilight I'm going to find you!"
A pony came up to her and patted her in the back.
"Are ya alright Trixie?"
Trixie looked behind and saw was she least expected."Here have some water" The unicorn levitated a cup of water and gave it to Trixie. Trixie knocked the cup to the floor in anger. "So ya really want to kill me that bad?" Trixie looked up at Twilight with tears on her face. "I didn't mean it...I'm sorry" Twilight smiled and picked up the Trixie from the floor. "Come on,I'll take you home..."
The three ponies looked at each other awkwardly while drinking coffee.
"So uh,this is the filly you wanted revenge with?"
Twilight looked down on the ground wanting to cry "Yep,I pretty much ruined her life. I'm sorry Trixie,I should have let you go saying you killed Ursa Major and leave it at that. All artist need some crazy background story for the show,right?"
Trixie sipped her coffee feeling horrible about what she screamed on the way here "Listen,it was Snips and Snails fault. Those two retards always thought I killed Ursa Major just because they saw me kill a huge Lake monster"
Twilight spit out her coffee in astonishment "YOU WHAT!"
Trixie sipped her coffee and merely replied "Last year,why are you surprised?"
Twilight started muttering useless things in confusion until she found the right ways to describe here emotions "HOW!"
Octavia was looking unimpressed at Trixie thinking she was lying. Trixie looked at the two "You don't believe me do you?" The two nodded."Well here's how it happen..."
"Come on Snails and Tails we need to get those Poison Jokes for the act!"The three were walking through the Everfree forest looking for poison jokes to hopefully make some sick kids laugh. Snails was brought along as like a flash light,Trixie called him light headed when she called him over to Everfree forest. Tails was brought along as manual labor. They were pushing bushes and huge leaves out of the way until they came upon a log blocking the main trail. "Well what are you looking at?Push the darn log ya blank flank!" Tails sighed and pushed. Trixie was trying to cheer him on by saying "Push that log out harder!" Snails giggled and admittedly said "That what she said" Tails finally gave up almost fainting to the ground.
Trixie came up to him with an unimpressed look "Well I guess we can go through over there anyways."
She trio walked off to the trail and completely ignored all the warning signs. Tails was getting a bit worried but Snails and Trixie were just fine.
"Wouldn't it be a wonderful idea if we went back" Looking back and forth between the main trail and the two ponies. Trixie sighed and replied "Stop whining!You whine more then..." Snails interrupted responding "than bread and cheese?" Trixie face hoofed and looked at Snails "That's not the joke,it goes like this would you..." Trixie was interrupted again by Tails "It's more of a complaint since we could possibly die or maybe just a friendly suggestion?" Trixie sighed and whispered in his ear. Tails immediately stopped talking and followed Trixie. Snails was curious about what she said so he asked and she answered "I just told him that we'll make out behind a tree or something" Snails was surprised. "Not really,I lied. I would never touch that colt's lips. I have my eyes set on something else.
"Who?" asked both ponies is unison. Trixie sighed and rolled her eyes "That's a story for another day..."
They made it down to a field of poison jokes and they had to be careful not to touch it directly. Tails stayed behind Trixie with a plastic bag while Trixie levitated the poison jokes into it leaving a path behind her for Tails. Tails felt something rub his leg and he was immediately worried about being sick with the poising jokes and dropped the bag and looked at his hoof.
"It touched me!"
Trixie laughed and looked behind her and she was holding back a laugh. Snails was laughing hysterically on the ground.
"Tails or more like..."
"FeTail?" interrupted Snails. Trixie giggled and looked at Snails.
"That could work too!"
Tails was hearing his own voice and he had a high pitched filly voice and covered his mouth with his hooves in embarrassment. Trixie looked at the thrown bag full odd poison jokes and was a bit curious and picked up one with her hoof and crushed it to speed up the process. Trixie expected something to happen but nothing. She looked and sounded normal,maybe it was her magic?She made a few magic tricks but they all ended with a farting noise. Each explosion,puff of smoke and each spotlight had a farting noise. Trixie thought that would be hilarious at the show so she wouldn't use the remedy after the trip. Snails wanted to try too and decided to sniff the flowers and it had no effect on him. This made Tails and Trixie roll on the ground laughing.
Twilight looked confused and asked "How is that possible?It always makes jokes according to the books!"
Trixie laughed "I guess he was enough of a joke!"
"Let's go guys!This is enough!"The trio were giggling all along the way not looking where they were until they came upon a murky brown swamp. Tails sighed "Well I guess were lost..." Trixie looked at the swamp and saw a path of rock in the fog ahead of them. "Well just follow the gray rock road!" she grinned and jumped on the rocks jumping from one rock to the other. She looked back and noticed that Snails and Tails were gone. Trixie was a little worried that something might've happened to them. Trixie yelled for them but only heard the sounds of her echos. "Those two idiots left me...There going to pay..." she kept jumping from rock to rock until reaching a bared waste land. She jumped and landed on the squishy land. She was a little curious why the ground seemed to be moving up and down. Trixie smashed her hoof on the ground to see what happens and heard a huge roar. Trixie looked up and realized that she was sitting on the legendary lake monster. Trixie had no where to run and was running in circles thinking on what to do until she fell on one of the monster's scales. She looked at the shining scale and thought "A conductor..." she got back on her feet and nearly dodged a a fireball. She looked at the monster and threw the scale in the screaming "The great!".She started charging her horn "The Powerful" a thunder bolt came down and hit the scale and the electricity spread throughout the other scales of the monster and the electricity spread through the water killing the huge monsters. "Trixie"
Octavia coughed "Then how did Snips and Snails see you?" Trixie laughed "Turns out Snail and Tails looked for Snips for help!"
Twilight was amazed "So a thunderbolt only works with a conductor?" Trixie nodded "That's why back in Ponyville by weather controlling powers didn't work on Ursa Minor.
"How did you even learn how to control weather?Celestia never let me learn that type of magic."
"Hey uh...Twilight now that you mention Celestia I was wondering...me Octavia need to get to Canterlot."
"Are you going to the Gala?"
"Not really..."
"She wants to train under Princess Luna and get revenge on you for what you did by having a battle to the death and by killing the rest of your pals..." Octavia said all in a very extensive cough.
Twilight was a little concern since she was next to Trixie.
"Well it's not that simple,you have to pass an entrance exam and show them your history of achievements..."
Trixie laughed "I have many achievements!"
Twilight laughed "Like what?"
Trixie grinned "I'm a major in dark magic!"
Twilight dropped her coffee "Dark magic?"
Trixie laughed "Just kidding! I have a major in acting and magic!"
"Dark magic is no laughing matter Trixie!Ponies die because of that!"
Octavia laughed "Trixie murdering ponies wouldn't surprise me!"
Trixie laughed"Of course!Hey that reminds me,Twilight how and why did you come?"
"Celestia's guards brought me here,I sent Celestia a letter about what Snips told me and I wanted to make sure you didn't hate me."
Trixie smiled "That's so kind!"
"So how's life?"
"Well uh..."
"It's going extremely horrible,she was left in the desert after a train accident nearly killing me and her,she nursed me back to health and I brought her here. She's now forced to live with her old friend Tails who was the latest in hits of dreaded murderer. She's slowly going insane in wanting revenge on you that she actually has dreams that either involve her killing you or you killing her. She also has the impossible dream to become Luna's student and that will never happen in my opinion. Yes,her life is extremely horrible..."
Twilight tried to lighten the situation but just ended up making an awkward laugh. Octavia sipped her coffee looking at the two.
"But listen,if it weren't for you throwing her out of Ponyville I would be dead due to blood loss. Her stupid cape saved my life so I must thank you for that!"
Twilight kept smiling awkwardly acting while Trixie just wanted to smack Octavia and make her shut up.
"So,uh can I check your head to see if it's a serious injury because I've read books about that!"
"No need to worry,I'm a psychiatrist. I know all about head traumas."
Twilight laughed "I should check it I'm a professional!"
Octavia made an annoyed laugh "I am a professional!"
Twilight started unwrapping the straps around her head "I insist..."
"DON'T YOU DARE BUKING TOUCH ME!"
"I'm sorry,let me wrap it..."
"YOU BUCKING FILLYFOOLER!"
Twilight made a squeaking noise and backed away scared. Trixie laughed "I think you literally did hit a nerve!"
"What the?Do I have...TWILIGHT I'M GOING TO RAPE YOU!...yep..."
"I'm sorry,I'm really sorry!It's was an accident!"
Octavia rapped the straps on with a worried face. "But the grand gala,I can't go like,I'M GONNA BUCKING KILL YOU TWILIGHT, this."
Trixie was still chuckling "Why is it always about Twilight,is it some truth tourettes?"
Octavia shook her head "I doubt TRIXIE YOU'RE SO RETARTED well I was wrong because that's the truest fact I heard all day"
Trixie laughed even more "So you ARE going to rape Twilight!Twilight,she's climbing through your windows,snatching your ponies up so you better hide your fillies and hide your stallion!"
"SHUT UP YOU SLUT" Octavia didn't cover her mouth this time so she didn't care what she said to Trixie.
Twilight was getting worried and concerned "Octavia don't you want to go to bed now?I'll go to Braeburn's for some herbs and medicine."
Trixie jumped towards Twilight "BUT MAKE SURE YOU DON'T TELL HIM YOU'RE WITH ME!"
"Why?"
"She caught him and MIDGET FOOT BUCKING KISSING behind the bar,she even has video of it..."
Trixie was furious at Octavia "I can tell that wasn't your tourettes speaking!"
"Could I ummm... I see the video because you're not a very trust-able source..."
"Well that has to be the worst thing I've ever seen and BELIVE me I have had the worst childhood ever. So when are you going to erase it?"
"Erase it?"
"You can't keep this here!If AppleJack knew about this it would break her heart!"
Octavia rolled her eyes "That's the point,geez Twilight for a bookworm you sure are RETARTED!"
"I'll erase it if you take me to Canterlot!"
"But all your friends are coming in a week!"
"Twilight,I'm trying to complete my..."
"2 Weeks" Octavia interrupted
"…. long dream so can you please do this for me so I can gain my reputation back!"
"So you're using the tape as blackmail?"
Trixie shrugged "Pretty much..."
"Tomorrow we'll go to Canterlot,okay?I need my shut eye!"
Octavia was sitting in her chair watching Trixie hang from her window.
"Oh COME ON!Open it!It's not like I'm doing something illegal!"
Octavia pointed at the knife "You have a knife and it's 3 in the morning,do the math..."
"I wanted to cook!"
"YOU BELONG IN THE KITCHEN FILLY,I doubt it..."
"Well don't call the police!"
"Give one good reason I shouldn't call the police on a murderer..."
"I...ummm...I'll uh...I saved your life!"
"Doesn't count..."
"I'll use photoshop?"
"Nope..."
"OH COME ON!"
"I'll do it in one condition..."
"What?"
"RAPE TWILIGHT,I need you to follow Blue Jazz and see what he does around 3:30,bring me some recordings by tomorrow..."
Trixie was confused "I have two questions,why did you want me to rape Twilight and why do you want recordings of Blue Jazz?"
"One,you two look like fillyfoolers and you would probobly enjoy it and two I'm getting worried that Blue Jazz is gambling again..."
"Will do!Now let me go..."
Octavia sighed "Better do it..." and let Trixie in. Octavia led Trixie out of the door. Just before Octavia shut the door on Trixie asked "Can I just slit her throat once?"
Trixie looked at her clock,not wanting to get up. She was doing her morning routine"7 A.M gotta wake up,gotta be fresh gotta go downstairs,gotta have a bowl gotta have cereal!",singing Friday and brushing her mane to perfection. She marked her calendar crossing off another day. She was mostly waiting for Snips and Snails arrival. She sat down and got her cereal,nearly falling asleep. She was slowly scooping the cereal in her mouth until she jumped and looked up at the clock and remembered the events of last night.
"Tomorrow we'll go to Canterlot,okay?I need my shut eye!"
"RAPE TWILIGHT"
Trixie hesitated for a second and said to herself "What was the rest of the sentence?"
"You two look like fillyfoolers and you would probably enjoy it!"
Trixie chewed her cereal carefully trying to think hard enough to remember.
"Will do!Now let me go..."
"Can I just slit her throat once?"
Trixie was chocking on her cereal at this point.
"Did I agree to buck Twilight and then slit her throat?Was I drugged last night?Did the coffee have some drugs?I saw that in a game once...but it was about aliens...was I probed...I heard aliens probed you in your flank...did Twilight probe me?Her cutie mark is a star after all,I bet she did probe my flank so I would buck her. How would she do that?Did she stick something up my Flank?I BET SHE ENJOYED IT!THAT FILLYFOOLER or alien or something. But little does she know,I'm a detective!Not a legal detective but I play RPGs so close enough!Oh and oh yeah she's taking me to Canterlot...or her ALIEN SPACESHIP"
Trixie looked at the reflection from her spoon and saw the bags under her eyes "or maybe I'm going insane and I'm sleep deprived." The doorbell rang and Trixie walked to the door nearly crashing into each wall on the way until she finally opened the door. It was Twilight and the Chariot was behind her.
"Trixie are you okay?"
Twilight looked down at Trixie sleeping.
"I'll pack your stuff then..."
Trixie woke up on a Chariot flying to Canterlot screaming "Don't rape me!"
Twilight and her rainbow colored friend gave her an awkward look. The Rainbow filly shook her hoof "The name's Rainbow Dash!Sorry I didn't make an awesome introduction but I really hate show offs!"Trixie pulled her hoof away in disgust "The rape dream WAS real!There's a fillyfooler right here!"
Twilight walked up to Trixie trying to calm her down "Don't worry I packed all your stuff and were going to Canterlot!And please don't use that word around Rainbow Dash,she doesn't know what it means."
"But the Rainbow mane,the voice,the tomboyish look,the..."
"I was kind of surprised too until AppleJack told me but some ponies thought she was in the closet too but she never lies!"
"oh...WAIT I'M ON A CHARIOT TO CANTERLOT!"
Trixie looked over the edge of the chariot to see them flying over 50 feet above ground. She sat back and took a deep relaxing breath "Well when will we get there?"
Trixie was in awe as the gates open and she entered. She was dress in her wizard costume,ready as ever for training. Trixie was dropped off with her suitcase as Twilight and Rainbow Dash went off to get some materials from Canterlot. Trixie walked up to the two white guards "Hello,gentlecolts!I,the great and powerful Trixie wish to see Princess Luna!"
"What is your business here?"
"I am here to train under the powerful Luna."
"Princess Luna is in her studies and wishes not to be disturbed"
"May I ask,where's her study?"
"Her studies are at the top of the castle,miss."
"How would somepony get up there?"
"You would have to go through us and then the stairs and take left."
"Is that so?"
Trixie turned around and grabbed her suit case.
"I bid you a..."
The two guards chased Trixie to the balcony 2 floors over the studies. Trixie was breathing heavily as the guards walked towards. Trixie was cornered and had no where to run.
"Oh come on guys!The suitcase didn't hurt,you both have helmets!"
"That is a federal offense miss"
Trixie looked down the balcony to see a 13 floor distance to the ground.
"STOP RIGHT THERE!OR I'LL JUMP!"
"You won't jump"
"OH YES I WILL!I'M INSANE!"
"Miss calm down,you don't have to jump."
Trixie put her 2 legs on the ledge of the balcony "Two more and I'll be flying to my death..."
"Miss,please stop..."
"Oops..."
The guards watched her walk off the ledge falling to her death. They lowered their heads in despair and walked down to Celestia's to deliver the bad news. Trixie was gliding down the side with her cape and landed on the 15th floor,the studies. She opened the window and jumped out. No one was there,just a pile of books. She decided to yell out "Princess Luna!" and Luna popped her head out of the pile of books.
"Who are you?"
"I'm Trixie!"
"Ummmm...how and why are you here?"
"I jumped from the top and landed here!I'm here to ask you if you could help me advance in my magic!"
"Me? As a teacher?Are you sure you're not looking for my sis?"
"No,I'm looking for Luna A.K.A you!"
"Why me?"
"We both have moon shape cutie mark!"
Luna examined Trixie's cutie mark and was surprised. She did have a moon shape cutie mark,much like hers.
"Okay I will teach but under two conditions!"
"What?"
"First you must show me what you can do!"
"Okay,but I need something metallic..."
"Why?"
"Oh this umm...what is it?"
"It's an abacus"
Trixie launched it with her horn in the clouds.
"My abacus!"
"3"
"You can only launch things?"
"2"
"I loved that abacus too!"
"1"
"Why are you counting?"
"0"
Trixie launched a ray of lightning into the sky causing the whole sky to turn Grey and start raining. Huge thunderbolts started falling from the sky.
"Have something to burn?"
"I have this..."Trixie grabbed the bag of popcorn and threw it outside.
"...and you took it..."
Trixie hit the popcorn and made the storm stop completely in 10 seconds flat.
Trixie turned around and grinned at Luna
"So,will ya teach me?"
"Well I lost my abacus and my popcorn but what the heck,I'll teach ya!But first...Guards!"
Trixie gulped and hid behind the bookcase.
"Yes Majesty?"
"Escort Trixie to my chambers!"
Trixie got out from behind the book case and was relived to hear that she wasn't going to get banished. She walked up to the guards and grinned and raised her eyebrow as if saying "U Mad,bro?"
Trixie was escorted to Luna's chamber and it was beautiful. It was space themed,glowing stars on the wall,a perfect view of the moon,a telescope and a model of the universe. The guards gave Trixie her suitcase and left her alone to wait. They said Luna would be here in a few so she could advantage of this time by examining all the books and papers. They're were old newspaper on the desk and a pair of scissor and markers. The news paper was Equestria Daily and the front page was an article on Nightmare Moon but it was written over 2 months ago. Parts of the article were cut up like "Night" "Moon" "Stars" "1000 years".Trixie heard the door slam open and Luna galloped in.
"Hello there my FAITHFUL STUDENT! I never thought I would ever say those words!"
She walked up to the counter and knocked everything down off the counter.
"Let's get down to some teaching!"
Trixie sat down in front and took a paper and a pencil.
"So,umm...what do you want to know?I'm kind of knew at this teaching thing but my big sis says it'll be good for my self esteem..."
"Can we learn some spells on how to teleport,far distances?"
"How far can you teleport?"
"My personal record is 15 feet"
"Okay,let's teach ya!"
Trixie raised her hoof
"Why are you raising your hoof?"
"Don't you do that in school?"
"But your my only student so yeah...you don't have what's your question?"
"Why don't you and Celestia teleport everywhere?"
"Well,teleporting does take a lot of energy."
Luna walked to the chalkboard and levitated the chalk and started drawing diagrams.
"This symbol means energy and this is the formula for how much energy it takes per you can see you must focus all your..."
It was Trixie's first test,teleport 30 gulped and imagine the worst possible situation,her molecules would be told her not to worry about that but Trixie didn't listen.
"Okay Trixie,you got this...all you have to do is think and focus my magic on my body..."
After 30 seconds of charging her magic she gave up.
"I can't do it!"
"Well how do you usually teleport?"
"With a smoke bomb!"
"Smoke bomb?"
"It's a bomb..."
"With smoke I'm guessing. I'm not stupid but I never..."
Trixie got out a smoke bomb and threw it to the ground and disappeared
"Trixie?Trixie!"
The door slammed open and a fan fare was heard.
"I,the great and powerful Trixie,have arrive!"
Luna jumped and looked at Trixie confused "Where did that music come from?"
"I have teleported Twice!Once to the dining hall and back here!"
"Really?Are you sure your not..."
Trixie pulled out a nag of popcorn and gave it to Luna.
"Here,sorry about the last one but it wasn't outside. Must've been the wind or something."
"How did you get it so quick?"
"I ordered it a half an hour ago while the guards were chasing me."
Luna giggled "Well I guess we need better security!"
'So,what's the next lesson?"
"We could..." an alarm clock rang an Luna ran galloping outside,leaving Trixie sitting there with a perplexed face.
"Where did she go?" Trixie looked at the clock and examined the time. It was 9:00,it was time for Luna to raise the moon. Trixie decided to run after her to see hoe she raises the moon. Trixie ran up the stairs as Luna ran sweating nervously. The reached the last floor that was a giant observatory,Trixie hid behind a chart watching Luna raise the moon. Luna stood in a firm stance and pointed her horn into the sky. She giant ray of light lit up all of the room,nearly blinding Trixie. After a few seconds Luna stopped and the moon was in motion. Luna was breathing heavily,nearly fainting. Trixie galloped up to her worried if she was okay.
"Do you want water?"
Luna nodded and fainted. Trixie stood back in fear.
"I could poke her with a stick but I see none here so,water it is!"
Trixie threw a smoke bomb at the ground and teleported to the kitchen on the 3rd floor. She teleported 40 feet down and 10 feet right so that would mean...102 energy so that would mean,if each normal unicorn only carries 100 magic points.
"Oh sh-"
"We are arriving to Ponyville!Finally..." Trixie took a drink of her soda as she drove the cart with her magic. "Guys,you know the drill go out there and announce my arrival to all of Ponyville!"
Snips and Snails nodded and jumped off the cart without hesitation. Trixie prepared everything for the big opening. Over the years she added a few modification to the cart,all to make a perfect if not awesome act. She decided the center of the town was perfect and she would wait until a crowd formed. In a matter of seconds the crowd of ponies grew and grew. Trixie looked outside and grinned "I wonder what interesting ponies shall challenge me,the great and powerful Trixie!" From the front of the crowd was Snips and Snails giving her the hoofs up that it was time. At the press of a button her whole show unwrapped in the center of the crowd as Snips and Snails introduced her.
Trixie woke up in a bed rubbing her head and looked around. She was in a library and the fireplace was lit,she wondered if she was alone so she got up and yelled "Is anyone there?".In an instant Luna galloped up to her with a huge smile. "Are you alright my FAITHFUL student,I love saying that!" Trixie frowned and gave Luna a disappointed look. "Oh yes,your magic level was very low after the moon rising. I told you,do the equation first before you teleport..." Luna tried getting firm with Trixie by telling her the mistake she made but couldn't get mad with a poor shivering pony. "Oh,who cares!You did it for me and I'm very happy for that. My big sis was right,this is raising my self esteem. Knowing you would go as such a long length just to get me water makes me feel a whole lot better." Luna smiled and tried lightning up the situation but remembered "You're probably wondering where you are,but don't worry,you're in Celestia's students old home." The bell rang and Luna walked to the door and opened it. It was Twilight and Rainbow Dash carrying a bag of potions and elixir.
"Hey Trixie!We brought you some herbs!Our friend,Zecora gave it to us for said it would restore your magic level"
Rainbow Dash interrupted "You can't BELIEVE what we had to through to get these but with my amazing flying skill I saved Twi and got the Elixir all in 10 seconds flat."
"How long was I out?If you guys just got the medicine than that would mean..."
"You were out for about 3 hours. It's midnight"
Twilight handed the bag of potions to Trixie and sat down next to her in hopes of starting a friendly conversation.
"Do you like the place?I left it clean and ready if any other pony needed it..."
"I must admit,it is pretty clean."
Trixie looked at the vast collection of books and book cases.
"I bet you stayed here and studied your magic all day,huh?"
Twilight chuckled and looked out the window.
"Actually,I did. I never went out and I mostly stayed here and studied."
"So,you must be a pro at magic."
"Nah, I still have..."
Rainbow Dash jumped in to the conversation and talked for Twilight "She meant to say that she's a major magic pro!She even defeated NightMare Moon!"
Luna twitched a little and wanted to immediately change the topic.
"So uh yeah!I'm teaching Trixie now so she can improve in the wonderful world of magic and trust me she has potential!"
Trixie whispered to Rainbow Dash "Don't mention anything about the Nightmare moon incident,it drives her nuts."
Twilight chuckled again " guess I have a run for my money!Trixie I'm very glad you chose this path and your enriching your life to the fullest!"
Trixie smiled at Twilight and gave her a hug "Thanks twilight!You're the best,I'm sorry for all the times I called you stupid ugly and the time I even tried to murder you!" Twilight patted her on the head with an awkward grin "It's okay Trixie I forgive you...just try harder not to murder me next time,kay?
Chapter 8
The moon shines less then the sun