Chapter 6

A/N: now I am feeling in a nice mood so you get to see who Roy slept with too

This chapter is dedicated to TheSoulAlchemist for guessing who Roy slept with!!!!!

The trio drove back in silence to the training camp. Roy stared out the window the whole way back.

"Sir, we are here," Havoc said as he got out of the car.

"Right," Roy said. Again underestimating his height he hit his head on the frame of the car door.

"Sir?" Hawkeye questioned him.

"I really need to measure how high these car doors are," Mustang said one hand on his head the other for some reason protectively holding his belly.

"Uh Sir just a suggestion, you should probably not hold your stomach so much if you do not want to get questioned by the soldiers," Hawkeye suggested.

"I suppose you're right," Roy sighed, "Although we do have to tell the other subordinates I am sure they are worried."

"Since when do you care if they are worried, Mommy," Havoc teased.

"Shut up," was all Roy could think of mumbling since he couldn't remember where he had put his gloves.

"Yes sir," Havoc chuckled.

They arrived at the training grounds to see Breda barking out commands. It was lunchtime drills. 'Hmmmm lunch time,' Roy thought. Food sounded really good right now.

"Hawkeye, go take over for Breda. Have all the officers meet in my tent at fifteen hundred hours," Roy said turning towards the mess hall.

"Where are you going Sir?" Hawkeye asked.

"I am going to get food. I'm starving Hawkeye."

"Alright Sir just nothing too bad you don't want to hurt them."

"I think I can take care of myself Hawkeye."

Roy headed over to the mess hall and ordered three salads and two hamburgers.

"Getting a lil hungry are we?" One of the cooks asked.

"feeling better and needing some food is all,"Roy smiled.

"I didn't mean anything by it sir just commentin."

Roy sat down and practically inhaled the food in front of him. It tasted really good. The sweet wateriness of the lettuce combined with the greasy hamburger. It was the best meal he had had in months. He went on eating for about another hour and looked up at the clock. It was 14:45. 'Shoot I'm gonna be late,' he thought as he cleared his dishes ans hurried off to his tent. He had always told his subordinates that it was a good idea to show up at least fifteen minutes early. Now here he was showing up on time or late in his opinion. He walked into his tent only to see all his soldiers there.

"Hey boss, wasn't it you who said always to be fifteen minutes early?" Breda asked laughing.

"I am sorry for my late arrival I was clearing my plates from the mess hall. Now I have something important to tell all of you. It has to deal with my hospitalization," Roy replied not showing a hint of a smile. Riza nodded as if she was encouraging him to continue. "While in the hospital I found out that I was…. I was….. pregnant."

Everyone sitting there, besides Hawkeye and Havoc, just stared at him. For about fifteen minutes all just stared at him and didn't blink. They were all too shocked to do anything. Finally Falman broke the silence.

"How is the baby doing?" he asked tentatively.

"Babies," Roy simply stated, "I'm having triplets."

"Congrats."

"Thank you. Now all of you are dismissed, except you," Roy said pointing at one of the men.

"Yes sir," the man said and sat down in the same chair the Fuhrer had sat in a few days ago. He looked nervous. He didn't want to confront Roy, or well at least not about this.

"I thought you said you used protection!" Roy yelled angrily.

"No it was in the moment and I didn't have any with me," the man yelled back.

"Oh so it was just an honest mistake?"

"Yes."

"Damnit Fuery, this could have been prevented if you had just used protection like I told you to! These things are not honest mistakes. We have got a real mess on our hands now. Are you ready to be the father of TRIPLETS?"

"N-no sir," Fuery stated quietly.

"Well then why the hell did you not use protection?!" Mustang screamed getting furious.

"I am sorry sir."

"Sorry isn't gonna cut it Fuery. You could have just cost me my new position not to mention the fact that I may as well become a lab rat for the military."

"Sir if it makes you feel better I am not ready to become a father, but I will do everything in my power to make sure that you are safe and healthy."

"That will be enough for now, but you will have to start learning to become a father. I can't raise these kids all alone, Fuery."

"I know sir. Now how are you going to know how to become a mother?"

"I think that is going to come naturally," Mustang stated rubbing his belly lovingly.

"I see that," Fuery began to exit the tent. He still had much work to do and wanted to get going before it was dinner time. To his surprise Mustang almost let him leave.

"Fuery? Hold on. Fuery. KAIN!" Roy shouted.

"Yes sir?"

"Just where do you think you are going?"

"To dinner Sir."

"Not without this," Roy said placing a kiss gently against Kain's lips.

Kain blushed as Roy removed his lips. Roy and Kain proceeded to the mess hall to get some food. Once there Roy ordered his usual and joined his subordinates who gave him and Fuery questioning looks. Roy ignored the looks and inhaled his meal once again.

"Slow down Colonel you're going to eat yourself to death if you keep eating at that rate," Hawkeye said biting into her sandwich.

"Oh don't worry about me Hawkeye," Mustang responded taking another bite of his hamburger.

"I do worry about you as does the rest of the team."

"So who's the father?" Havoc questioned wanting to know what kind of man got Mustang pregnant.

"I thought you would have figured it was Fuery since I asked him to stay alone with me an extra moment in the tent."

"What the hell? How can? But? WHAT?!"

"You heard me correctly. Kain is the father of my wonderful triplets."

"But but but, Fuery do you even know what sex is?"

"Yes Havoc I am completely aware of what sex is," Fuery said getting a bit irritated at alwaysss being underestimated.

"So you know that like when you tango with another guy…."

"Havoc, enough, I never knew Roy's condition or I would have acted otherwise."

" he is a great lover though," Roy said looking off daydreamily.

"Uh sir I think that is a bit more than we needed to know," Hawkeye stated trying to snap Roy out of his daydream. It wasn't working. "Sir?" she asked again but with no avail.

"Roy?" Fuery asked slightly concerned.

At this Roy perked up and came out of his daydream. "Yes love?" he asked smiling.

"Uh Roy please not here," Fuery stated.

"Why not? You're a great lover and the whole world should know."

"Uh I prefer they not know ANYTHING about this."

"Sir, even I am having trouble with this idea that Fuery is so great at sex. No offense," Hawkeye stated.

"None taken Riza," Fuery said although he actually was deeply offended he just didn't want to have Hawkeye's gun shoved in his face. He looked over at Roy. Something wasn't right he could tell. Just as he thought about it Roy started to breathe more heavily. Sweat clung to his brow.

"Sir are you ok?" Hawkeye asked looking over her CO.

"Yeah I'll-be-fine," Roy said as he passed out.

A/N: Hey everyone sorry it took me forever and a day to update. I thought I lost the document on my computer. SO what do you think of this chappy? Let me know!

P.S. Not to be a meany writer cause I usually won't so this and just torture you until I feel like writing more but I am very busy and have little time to write. SO if I get five reviews on this chappy we will continue the story….just something fun to do.