Chapter Nine

Roy and Breda arrived back at camp to be met with the angry face of Hawkeye.

"Sir, permission to speak?" She asked.

"Granted," Roy replied picking the lamb out of his teeth.

"Where the heck were you?"

"In the town."

"Sir you are supposed to be resting."

"I needed some things. Besides it was very relaxing."

"Very well then Sir I suggest you go and lay down I am about to go do afternoon drills."

"No no Hawkeye I shall go and do the afternoon drills."

"Sir I will force you into your bed if I must."

"Oh really? I wanna see you try," Roy smirked.

"Roy Mustang if you thought I was trying to seduce you then you need to get something through your head. I DON'T LIKE YOU LIKE THAT!"

"I feel sorry for you Riza."

With that Roy walked into his tent to take a nap. All the arguing had taken a lot out of him. He had let Riza win this one but come tomorrow he would do all three drills and teach class without a problem. He fell asleep and woke up for evening drills. Roy felt like he needed Kain there. They proceeded to the practice grounds together where the soldiers only took a few moments to notice that the Brigadier General's shirt was fitting a little tighter around the middle. They said nothing though knowing that they may get their hair torched off.

That night Kain slept in Roy's bed. The General was lonely more often than not and needed his lover to keep him company. Kain put an arm protectively around Roy's waist and kissed the nape of his neck good night. Roy moaned at this and rolled over to face Kain.

"What?" Fuery asked eyeing his pregnant lover.

"Kiss me."

Kain brought Roy into his arms and kissed him lightly. However, Roy wanted more. He held Kain close to him and kissed him deeply. He forced his tongue into Kain's mouth and Kain looked at Roy wide-eyed. Soon though he melted into Roy and started to explore his lover's mouth. Before he knew what was happening Roy was reaching for his shirt. Judgment said that Kain should stop this, but love said this was perfectly fine. Roy ripped the shirt off revealing the well toned man. Roy started to kiss down the well defined six pack until he got to the top of Kain's pants. He looked back at his lover and Kain nodded. Roy ripped open the pants. Kain rolled over and Roy got on top.

The alarm rang. Kain hit it off with great difficulty. There was a huge weight on top of him. He looked over his shoulder to see a pregnant Roy sleeping on top of him. Fuery assessed the situation and figured that by the way the weight felt Roy was laying sideways on him.

"General?" He asked trying to look at Roy.

"Mmmmmmm?" Roy responded rolling off of Fuery.

"It's time to wake up sir."

"Just one more time Kain. Please just one more time."

"General it is time to get up."

Mustang sauntered out of bed and put on some clothes. Fuery did the same and they both went to the mess hall for breakfast. They sat down next to all the other subordinates. Jean suddenly turned to Riza.

"I have to ask you something, Riza," Jean looked at her.

"Yes?" she said putting her cereal spoon down.

"Um on um May 27th, there is an um festival in town and I was wondering if maybe you would like to go with me? As a date?" He gulped as she closed her eyes.

"I'll make sure we have the car available to us," she said smiling.

All others members of the team just stared. Even Roy was shocked. Jean Havoc had just asked a woman, Riza Hawkeye none the less, on a date and she had said yes. Soon there were pats of congratulations on Jean's back and Riza was blushing. She looked over at him and they both exchanged a smile.

Then the day came and went with Roy feeling exhausted at the end of the day. The schedule went on like this for a few weeks. Eat, train, sleep with Fuery, and then wake up next to or on top of him and repeat.

However, after about four weeks Roy was getting too big for the late night fun. They had to stop and this upset Roy. He was eating more and his uniform was becoming snug. He went to evening drills one night more waddling than walking there. As he gave out the commands he noticed that the soldiers were being sloppy.

"Halt," he commanded and they stopped, "What the hell is the matter with you. I could take you down with my pinky finger right now if I wanted to."

"It's just your weight Sir," one soldier said and the others tried to muffle laughs.

"What about my weight?"

"You're just so fat Sir. I mean like you are bulging out around the middle. We think you've been having too much to drink."

"For your information I have not had a drop of alcohol. Thanks to Kain here."

"Well then whats your problem?"

"I don't have one so why don't you just drop the subject."

"Why don't you tell us what is wrong? There is always something wrong and I think you are hiding something."

"Shut up!"

"You look like a beached whale."

Some more chimed in with things such as "fat as a horse" "Ox butt" and a few others that shouldn't be mentioned.

"All of you I command to stop this teasing at once," Roy said trying to regain his composure.

"Whats wrong can't the hormonal whale keep himself in check."

Before Roy could do anything Kain stepped up in front of him.

"Enough!" Fuery bellowed.

"Why are you protecting him?" the soldier asked.

"Because I love him."

"Oh is that so, then maybe you can tell us why he went from skinny to whale."

"Would you stop calling him that? Can't you see its hurting him? The only reason he looks like a whale is because he is pregnant with my three children. Dismissed!" With that Roy stormed off angry. Fuery ran close behind him keeping his distance for now.

"He's WHAT?" one of the soldiers asked incredulously.

A/N: And there it is…..the soldiers finally know about the condition. How will they react? And Riza and Jean going on a date? Poor roy though….no one wants to have to deal with weight stuff. The only reason he didn't fight back was because he was hormonal…..it happens. Review please