disclaimer-***--i do not own da inu. now excuse me while i cry.

A/n--***- Sorry I haven't been on in a while.

"I'M SORRY!!!! I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY!!!!!!!!!!"

"SORRY WON'T DO!!! YOUR'E GONNA DIE!!!"

"WHAT?!?!?!"

"IF DOGS EAT THAT MUCH CHOCOLATE, THEY FUCKING DIE!!!!!!! DID YOU NOT KNOW THAT?!?!?!?!"

"No." Inuyasha said, whimpering.

"UGH!!!!! YOU---YOU---RETARD!!!!!!!!!!!" Kagome violently answered, with tears in her eyes.

Inuyasha sidled away, sulking.

"I'm gonna live life to it's fullest before I die! Kagome, can I go kill Koga?"

"Sure."

"Yay!!!" Said the happy inu.

"Imma kill you this time, Koga! Kagome said I could!"

"Kagome?" Said Koga.

"RAWR!!!!!!"

And this is how Koga was killed.

"Can I kill Sesshoumaru this time?"

"Yes."

"And Jaken?"

"Sure."

"And Rin, too?

"NO!!!!"

"RAWR!!!!!!"

And this is how Rin was orphaned.

"Can I kill Naraku?"

"YES!!!"

"RAWR!!!!!!"

And this is how the Shikon Jewel was purified.

A/n--***- Apparently Inuyasha likes killing things.

-Libs