The Misadventures of a 16-year old, Bi-Polar, Psychotic,

Prank-Pulling, Pie Munching, Shinigami


Chapter 2: Pink Hair of DOOM!!!

Raven, Gin, and Grimmjow quickly walk down the hallways, ignoring any and all stares that they got. Raven was smiling to herself, an air of confidence surrounded her being, and the smirk that played across her face added to that affect. Gin himself was smiling to himself, his face happy for some odd reason. The last but not least, Grimmjow seemed highly amused by the deed that they were going to pull, a sadistic smile played across his face.

"So, how are you going to pull this, Raven?" Gin asks casually, earning a half chuckle from Raven.

"Heheh...I learned this move called Alchemy. I can change anybodies hair to any color I want...I just need a look out and somebody to do the distraction." Raven answers, looking at Gin and Grimmjow. The two smile at there respective jobs, and soon found themselves near the meeting/dining room. The man...err....Espada of the hour was sipping his tea with an almost bored expression on his face.

'Raven, is this such a good idea? I mean, you did come here to find evidence that Aizen is gay, but isn't this going too far?' Hakumei asks Raven, and Raven laughs to herself. Gin looks at her in confusion, but doesn't ask.

'Come now, Hakuemi. I haven't forgotten about it at all! Actually, this is just to see how much more powerful the higher ranking Esapada are.' Raven answers Hakumei, a laughing smile played across Raven's face. Considering that Raven was smiling to herself just caused Gin to wonder her problem.

"Shall we begin then?" Raven suddenly says, her voice calm, yet creepily happy. Nodding their heads in excitement, Grimmjow walks over to Ulquiorra, who was still sipping his tea. The plan was simple, easy, and if anything, the most easy well played planned prank that Raven had ever created. After all, if it was nothing more, Raven's mind could analyze a well formed prank in a matter of seconds, causing the prank to be impossible to bring it back to her.

'You sure are confident that this would work, Raven.' A new voice came forth from Raven's head. Raven's grin grew into a new smile. Gin watches this happen, and watches in amazement as Raven laugh softly.

'Of course this is going to work, Amaya. Do you not trust me?' Raven thinks to herself, hearing the new voice laugh at this.

'Hahahaha! Trust you? Raven, I trust that this is going to be the funnest thing I've ever done!' Amaya answers, and Raven just smiles at the words. Bringing her mind back to the events playing out, just as she had told Grimmjow. Ulquiorra looked annoyed at the other Espada, and Grimmjow just had to act normal, meaning him being a prick to the Espada. Just keep him from looking this way, that was all Grimmjow had to do. Simple really, it would even work if Gin did it, but what would be the fun in doing that?

Looking over, Raven watches Grimmjow start an argument with Ulquiorra, which included both name calling, and Grimmjow calling Ulquiorra a 'Whore'. Raven couldn't help but smile at her new friend's vocabulary. Moving forward, Raven starts to move toward the two. Grimmjow notices the movement, but makes sure he doesn't do anything that would give it away. Raven, her super ninja mad skillz...(AN: Heehee, Mad Ninja Skillz rule!)...in effect, slipped near the 4th Espada. Making no sound, she claps her hands together, and touched a finger on Uliquiorra's hair. There was no sound, as Grimmjow continued to yell at Uliquiorra, and the small sparks that flew from the small alchemy was barely seen. Turning around in a flash, and walking back with a casual smile on her face. Nodding to Gin, his part of this little play, and he walks to the dining hall. Raven watches this happen, and laughs silently when Gin gasps.

"Uliquiorra! What the hell happened to your hair?!...I have to admit, its a good change." Gin says, shocked, but shows his sadistic side when he adds the last part. Uliquiorra looks at his hair, and seeing that it was now a very bright, very ugly, neon pink, looked like he was going to have a seizure. The evil smile that grew from Raven's mouth was so mischievous and dangerous, that she had to hold back a laugh. The worse of it all was that Uliquiorra couldn't place the deed on Grimmjow. Agreeing that it wasn't Grimmjow, considering the fact that he hadn't moved from his chair, nor did Uliquiorra feel the sudden change of his hair color. It was then decided that whoever did it, did it when he was asleep. Gin got up, and Grimmjow just laughed at Uliquiorra's new 'hair color' idea. Leaving the room, laughing happily, also leaving Gin to talk with Uliquiorra about changing it back. Raven turns around, and leaves the room before Grimmjow catches up.

Humming merrily down the empty white halls, Raven turns around when both Grimmjow and Gin catch up with her. The two were trying to hold down their laughter, and Raven smiles at them.

"See, wasn't that fun!" Raven tells the two.

"Hell yeah. He looked like he was going to go and start stabbing himself!" Grimmjow laughs out, and Raven laughs once more.

"The guy is an Emo. Plain and simple." Raven answers, and the two look at her blankly. Noticing the looks, Raven sighs.

"A person who wears almost all black, wears make-up, and stabs themselves." Raven explains, earning two very amused smiles on both Gin's and Grimmjow's faces. Suddenly, Raven stops.

'You, Raven Hanabi, are pure evil.' Hakumei says, and Raven just smiles.

'Come now, Hakumei. I'm not that bad. After all...Do you think they got pie?' Raven asks, but her only answer was a sigh.

"Hey, do you two know if ya got any pie here?"