The Misadventures of a 16-year old, Bi-Polar,

Psychopathic, Prank-Pulling, Pie-Munching,

Shinigami

Harry Potter/Bleach

Chapter 3: Voldy's got a Stick

The greatest Dark Lord of the Wizarding world was sitting in his room, sipping some tea to pass the time. A dangerous look was in his red eyes, a mocking smile on his face. A few more days, just a few more and he will finally kill that brat, Harry Potter. He was barely paying attention to the door, until it was blasted of its hinges. The blast was so large that it kicked up dust from the floor. Voldemort, the greatest Dark Wizard that ever lived, turned around in slight shock. Who he saw left him beyond confused. A teenage girl with brown hair, a long sword, and muggle clothing came into the room. A large smile was on her face, a pair of goggles covering her eyes.

"How dare you enter here, girl!" Voldemort finally growls out, taking out his wand. The girl on the other hand just smiles, and laughs. It was a mocking smile, and Voldemort hated it beyond everything. How dare this girl laugh at him like that! He'll kill her.

"I am the greatest Dark Wizard of all time! Who are you, and how dare you come here?" Voldemort growls, earning another laugh from the girl.

"You wanna know my name, dude. It's Raven, and one more thing. If ya think ya can harm me with a little stick, I would like to see you try." The girl, Raven she had called herself, smiled quite maliciously. Voldemort glared at the girl, pointed his wand at the girl, but before the he could shoot at the girl, she pointed a finger up.

"Oh, and you should know...Hey! Is that pie?" Raven began, but stops, pointing at an object near the chair. Of course there was no pie, just some paperwork that the Dark Lord had to do. Pointing to his wand at her, Voldemort growls out, "Crucio."

When nothing happened to the girl, she turned around with a blank look. She blinked a couple of times at him, but then grins a large smile at Voldemort.

"What was that? That looked important! What did it do? Was it supposed to do something? Like what?" she asked, a multiple of questions shot from her.

"Why didn't Crucio worked on you! You should be withing in pain!" Voldemort growls out, shocked by this new fact. Then something new happened. The girl grinned with a devilish grin, and chuckled.

"That was supposed to hurt me? Maa maa, that was worthless." The grin grew more, as a large hammer appeared from thin-air. "Try a better weapon....Oh yeah! I forgot to tell you me name! Its Raven Hanabi!"

The last part of what the girl said, she said it with a happy grin. Then she came forward, smiling like a mad-man...erm...-lady, and goes near Voldemort, swinging the hammer around.

5 days latter, Voldemort's Death Eaters decided to check up with their lord's well-being. They knocked on his door, but he didn't answer. Instead, a young brown haired girl answers the door. She smiles at them, and waves her hand at them.

"Hi people!" She tells them, a wide smile on her face. Some of them, the younger members, waved back to her.

"Hello, Miss. Is Lord Voldemort in there?" one of them asked. A frown flashed on her face, but her smile came back to her face.

"Oh, you mean Voldy! Yeah, he's over there...he won't come out of his Emo Corner that I got for him." she answers, moving, and pointing to their lord, who was in fact a corner. The corner was black, with a single piece of paper over it. On it is written on white paper 'This is Voldy's Emo Corner, Do Not Touch'

Some of the older members took their wands out, and pointed them at the girl. While the younger members started to chuckle and laugh. After a few seconds, rest of them took there wands out. A frown appeared on the girl's face, and she pouted.

"Not you guy's too! What's up with you guy's and sticks!"