The Misadventures of a 16-year old, Bi-Polar, Psychopathic,

Pie-Munching, Prank-Pulling,

Shinigami

Raven meets Jack Sparrow, and a problem arises. Small swearing, mainly Hell.

Chapter 4: The Peanut Issue

For a strange reason, Raven Hanabi had been sent to go pick up a group of immortal souls, but instead found herself on a ship with a guy. The guy's name was Captain Jack Sparrow, who was the captain of the ship that the two were on, the Black Pearl. Then, a small issue arrived. The issue for food, and Jack only had a peanut.

Let the fight over the peanut begin!

"Give me the stupid peanut!" Raven growls, trying to grab the peanut from Jack. Jack on the other hand, kept the peanut away from the girl.

"No! It's my peanut!" Jack yells back, running to the other side of the ship. Raven followed him, yelling curses at him.

"Give me the damn peanut, Jackie!" Raven yells, chasing after the pirate.

"NEVER!" Jack yells, trying hard from being tackled by Raven. Raven didn't stop, and the two raced around the mast of the ship over 50 times.

Suddenly, the two stopped, huffing and puffing in exhaustion, and sat down. Raven gave Jack a bone-chilling glare, but Jack just chuckles.

"You know what we need?" Jack asks her.

"No. What?" Raven asks back, looking at Jack in confusion.

"Rum." Jack says simply.

"Rum? I can't drink alcohol." Raven answers him, a pout on her face.

"Why not?" Jack asks back, grinning at Raven. The two barley knew each other for over 3 hours, and the two had talked for some time.

"I get drunk reallllly easily, apparently." Raven answers, looking off into the distance. Then, a grin flashed on her face. She gets up, and tries once more to get the peanut.

"Give me the stupid peanut! Imma hungry!" Raven yells, trying to grab the peanut. She actually succeeds in getting the peanut away from Jack. Yet, Jack wasn't ready to have his only food taken away from him.

"Give me that back!" Jack yells back, and he tackles her, trying to the peanut back from Raven. Raven, on the other hand, she looks at the peanut. Raising her arm, her right arm, the left arm was beneath her, and she thew it over the ship. Jack watched in horror as the peanut flew over the edge of the ship.

"What the bloody hell, Raven! That was the only food!" Jack yells, glaring at Raven. Raven on the other hand, grinned at him, and took something out of her sleeve.

"I don't like peanuts. I like peanut butter!" She tells Jack in a happy voice, showing a jar with the words 'JIFF' on the jar. Only 5 seconds pass, and Jack tries to get the jar.

"Give that to me!"

Will Turner and Elizabeth Swan looked at the old friend of theirs, Jack Sparrow, with an odd look. Here was a strange girl and Jack, eating a strange thing from a strange bottle. The two turned and looked at them, and they grinned.

"Hullo peplo!" the girl told them, her voice sounded muffled for some unknown reason.

"'Bout bluudy tume!" Jack said, the same thing happened to his voice. Both Will and Elizabeth looked at them with a confused look at them.

"Wut?" the two asked, blinking in confusion.

"WHAT THE HELL, JACK!"