The Misadventures of a 16-year old, Bi-polar, psychopathic,

Pie-munching, prank pulling Shinigami

The LOZ is around the OoT, before or after, I'm not too positive, since I like the random thought of killing Navi.

Chapter 5: HEY! Listen!

Raven was once more bored. What she really wanted to do was to go out, and hang with Gin and Grimmjow, who became her best buddies when she would get so bored that she would wound up at Hueco Mundo. Really, it was fun to her...not to all those other poor souls that would end up in her pranks that she would pull!

Really!

She's not that evil...

She's just really good at manipulating people. She had a long time to practice.

But the problem was, Kisuke had learned of her trips to the Hollow plain, and didn't like the idea that one of his best friends was going there to get into trouble for some fun...ig: best coustomer damaging his gigai that he worked so hard on.

So instead of Hueco Mundo, Raven was at Hyrule. Worst was, she was at Hyrule Castle with Link and the most annoying ass thing in existance, Navi. This little blue fairy thing would fly around, as if it was on a sugar rush. That, or it was just high on something.

"Hey, listen! I said listen!" the little fairy screeched, causing both Raven and Link to flinch. The two had met out at the forest, and Raven helped the two fight off some monsters. Afterwords, the two introduced each other, while Navi was flying around once more, screeching at things.

Truth be told, Raven thought that Link was an anwesome fighter, that Hyrule was nice enough, but what caused her to think something was fucked up was with Navi. Link had told her to ignore Navi, he did. It worked for 3 minutes before Navi started dive-bombing her head.

Now it had been 2 hours, having to talk to the princess about somethings, for Raven it was just to chat, but for Link, it was important.

Raven wasn't paying so much attention to the stupid fairy, more-so to the argument that Amaya and Elly were having inside her head.

'Amaya! The reason why your so insensitive is because your so sadistic!' Elly yelled, while Amaya just growled at the girl.

'I've had up to here with your talk! Who cares if I like to kill people! Its perfectly normal to kill things!' Amaya yells back, while the two where arguing, Raven was chuckling to herself.

"Raven..." Link asks, causing Raven to look over.

"Oh, sorry! Don't pay attention to me. Its believed that I'm not that sane...heheh..." Raven answers, when she felt something coming in to attack her. Taking out a small kunai knife that she kept with her at all times, espiecally after a small problem with Grimmjow*, she had started bringing the kunai with her. She threw it with a good aim, not even looking at the attacker. Of course, Link did, and started to chuckle. Raven looked at the blonde haired boy, a confused look on her face.

"What? What did I kill this time?" she asked, as she turned around, and saw that the kunai had hit Navi straight through, and pinned the fairy to the wall. And if that wasn't enough, Princess Zelda had just walked down the stairs. Seeing the dead fairy, she looked at Raven.

Of course only one word could be heard in her head.

'Fuck.'

"It was an accident..." Raven began, but was stopped, as Zelda started to giggle.

"It's okay, Raven. I understand why your saying it was an accident, but truth be told, nobody really could stand Navi." Zelda explained, with a small smile on her face. Raven sighed, at least this time she killed something that was alright to kill. Not like the last time she killed Byakuya's Koi fish...

"Well, that's good to hear, cause I didn't want to deal with a dead fairy." Raven says, then grinned, as she looked at the two.

After the talk, she started to leave. She suddenly wanted some fish to eat, maybe Tyki Mikk was free. They could get some yummy fish...maybe even Koi...

Thanks for reading. Near the ending is a D-G.M thing, which is why I think its a good ending.

*This is going to be either another story, or another misadventure.