Oh shit, look, an update! Yayz!
This chapter has quite a bit of swearing, and i'll most likely continue it with another chapter latter to show it off.
anyway, this chapter isn't part of the Tea Story, so yeah...
that one will-might-maybe be posted at a later date, since, 1) i want to post quite a few Misadventures that just want to be posted! so...read and review.
The Misadventures
Chapter 7: THE TRIFORCE OF POWAH!
Raven Hanabi couldn't help but stare at Souske Aizen, and his...er...brilliant plan. She had to hold the laughter in when she thought of this, since a) Aizen never had good ideas, b) it was a very stupid idea, and c) she was hoping Gin was recording this for future torment.
Ah, blackmail never seemed so sweet, or entertaining!
The smirk that appeared on Raven's face only stopped when she realized she was missing something important, and then blinked in confusion. Pie.
"Oi, Aizen-bastard. I'll be right back to continue this little...monologue of your plans to destroy and become god after I get some pie." she told him with a straight face.
"Pie can wait." Aizen stated, only to get a glare from Raven.
"Pie can wait for no one, Aizen! NO ONE, I SAY! NO ONE!" Raven yelled, and skipped away to find the pie.
When Raven returned with five pans of pie, she saw that Aizen was still ranting about something or anything, not that she cared. She only wanted the free pie.
"..And the might power of the Triforce-" she heard Aizen say, and she froze in place.
Shit.
"Aizen, what do I hear about the Triforce, and what have I told you about it?" Raven asked, annoyance on her face. Aizen, though, the idiot that he is, smirked in triumph.
"The Triforce is the Hogyoku!" he shouted out, obviously pleased that he figured that out. Raven had calmly set her pies down, and had to sigh.
And people call her stupid and crazy.
'Oh wait, I am crazy. Aizen's just that stupid...like that Ron-pig person...heh, pigs. Oink oink oink...' Raven started to think, amusement on her face.Remembering where she was at, Raven pointed at Aizen, and said the first thing.
"Aizen, you really are that stupid, aren't you." Raven stated, as she munched on her pie (yum...apple cinnamon...). Sighing when Aizen just continued to laugh, she got back up, and wondered if she could get Link to help her with Aizen.
The stupid bastard would most likely try to get the Triforce, and become god that way.
'Man, I do not want to be near him when Ganondorf finds out...'