Hey, everybody. Guess who's back after a few long, grueling years of writer's block? Okay, so after reading your reviews, I've finally found the material I need for Raj's turn for the "Know Your Stars" sketch.

Now, before I begin, I'd like to thank StrawberryHamster, MuchaLuchaAndMe, Pikfan, and TUGS121 for sharing their ideas with me, and everyone else – including my old friend, Fuzzy, now known as Jetfires girl – for reading my story. You're all too kind.

The camera zooms in on Raj, sitting in the Know Your Stars chair.

KYSG: "Know Your Stars... Know Your Stars... Know Your Stars... Know Your Stars... Know Your Stars... Know Your Stars... Know Your Stars...

Raj... he's next in line as the emperor of China."

Raj: "Huh? No I am not. I have not even been to China."

KYSG: "Raj... his favorite food is peanuts."

Raj: "Umm... no, my favorite food is marshmallows. You must have me mistaken for another elephant."

KYSG: "Raj... likes pina coladas, and going dancing in the rain."

Raj: "Okay, first of all, you just got that from a song. Second, if you are going to talk about me, be sure to get your facts straight."

KYSG: "Riiiiight. Raj... his catchphrase is 'eh, what up, doc?'"

Raj: "What? No, no, no, no, no. That is Bugs Bunny. I do not even have a catchphrase."

KYSG: "Whatever you say, you scwewy wabbit."

Raj: "I am not a 'wabbit,' I'm an elephant!"

KYSG: "Gee, what's the matter with you?"

Raj: "You keep saying all these ridiculous lies about me! That's what!"

KYSG: "Okay, okay... jeez. Raj... he has a crush on Patsy Smiles."

Sweat drops from Raj's head, as he begins to blush a bright red.

Raj: "Uh... heh-heh, no I do not."

KYSG: "Hey, denial ain't just a river in Nevada."

Raj: "That's Egypt."

KYSG: "Whatever. Raj... he secretly listens to Andy Gibb on his record player when no one is around."

Raj gasps, and gets up from his seat.

Raj: "WHAT? How did you know that?"

A minute passes, and Raj slowly sits back down and coughs.

Raj: "Uhmm... did I say that? I meant, uh... marshmallows."

A girl's giggle can be heard backstage. Raj looks around.

Raj: "Who is laughing?"

KYSG: "Probably Patsy."

Raj: "What? Patsy!"

KYSG: "Moving on... Raj... he dances with Lazlo in a flooded cabin."

Raj: "Oh, one time! One time, I did that!"

KYSG: "Now you know... Raj, the next emperor of China who listens to Andy Gibb, and eats carrots."

The camera zooms out, slowly, and Patsy walks up to Raj.

Raj: "No they do not! And for the record, I only danced with Lazlo because I thought he was that mermaid we were both in love with. Hey, come back here! Patsy, why were you laughing at me? It is not fair!"

Patsy take Raj's hand, and walks him off the stage. Raj tries to pull himself out of his grasp, but to no avail.

Raj: "Patsy, let me go! I am not finished with this guy!"

Okay, so that takes care of Raj. Hopefully, he'll cool off in time for my next guest. As requested, it's Clam! Now, I don't really know what to use on him, but if you guys can help me, the results of the next chapter will be most rewarding. See ya' guys soon!