a/n:im bbbbaaaaacccckkkk! i dont own sp or D12's eminem...i wish i did tho...
kenny's pov
Damien's sister is so weird. She just kept staring at me the entire day. Like a lovesick dog. Well, I guess it's better than having Butters stare-down the back of my head all day. I shudder just thinking about that. Suddenly, I heard a ringtone."These chicks dont even know the name of my band, but they're all on me like they wanna hold hands, cuz once i blow they know that i'll be the man, all bcoz im the lead singer of my band..." "Luci, is that your phone?" "Yes, Mr. Garrison." "Well, turn it the hell off!" "You can't talk that way to me!" Then Luci's fuse blew. Fire went everywhere. Books were floating in the air, spinning around the room. The shades were going open and shut, open and shut. It was like a mini apocalypse, for fuck's sake. Then the wind picked me up and threw me on the street. I thought it was gonna stop there, but no. As fate had it, I got run over by Jim Bob's Ford Escalade...