Disclaimer: Naruto is rightfully owned by Masashi Kishimoto.

Mwahahaha! Did you see her face when we stated the 'Dog Fact'? Inner cackled.

'Haha, yeah. That was funny. But now she's got a better view on things, right?'

I still think a guy with a dog and messy hair is our thing. Inner reasoned, We're the tomboys, not her. She's practicaly a Barbie Doll you can get from Toys R Us!

'You're such a jerk! Anyways, I havent been in a relationship since 7th grade! I don't wanna go back to that. When I'm ready to get married, ill date. Ok?'

Yeah, yeah. Inner sighed, When you're old and ugly and you cant get any guys , like we can now with our gleaming eyes, over-sized forehead-

'Which we've grown into!'

-nice ass and C-cup boobs, you'll regret all of this. Trust me.

'Oh, shut it! Hey! Lets go get coffee!'

Mocha!

'Chocolate Milk!'

Cappachino!

'Ill just get some water.'

Sakura sighed, 'Water it is'.

Just then her butt vibrated, and she swore to Kami that she wasn't farting.

"…just get uuuup! – Let's start a riot! RIOT! – Let's start a riot!-"

Shoot, that was her phone! Sakura stuck her hand into her back pocket and answered, "Hello?"

"Hey, Kitten."

"Oh! Fish-Face! Wassup?"

"Nothing much. Just wanted to tell you that our plane's landing sometime after tomorrow around noon."

"Great! Thank Kami, I thought I was gonna have to wait 'till like midnight or something. Planes do that, you know."

"Yeah.. Hey listen! Are you sure you have enough room for ten? Because, you don't like cramped areas."

"Trust me, Kisame. I've grown up with guys my whole life! I have enough room, don't worry, I know how the sleeping patterns work in a guy's head. But wait, you're not all freakishly tall, right?"

"Huh? Oh, no don't worry, me and Kakuzu are the tallest. I can take your bed. I mean like you don't have to insist or anything." She could so hear that smug smirk in his tone.

"Oh, don't worry about that. Ill have a hard-as-rock pillow waiting for you in the yard shark-boy!"

Kisame laughed over the phone, "I miss you, kitten."

"I miss you, to-"

"The hell dude? Hand it over!" That sure as whoop-de-doo wasn't Kisame, "Hidan! Get out of here and shut the hell up!" Now THAT was her brother, "I have important business with the bitch on the line!" Hidan, she presumed.

"I'll put her on speaker, then!"

"Hello? Sorry, Hidan's a pain in the ass."

Sakura clucked her tongue on the roof of her mouth, "No problem. He can share the back with you. I'm sure everyone else would love the extra room inside. Anyways, are you bringing your board with you?"

"I don't think they'd let it through."

"Yeah they do, un. A cousin of mine once tried to take his surfboard to California. But it got all smashed up, un."

"Say hi to Deidera, Sakura."

"Hi! Oh! By the way! Naruto bought me this sick sling-shot yesterday! Haha! I'm planning on beating the shit out of everyone with it; I'm going to use raspberries. I wanted to use those embalmed human toes from the voodoo shop just out of town, but they're way too expensive, dammit."

"I'll buy them for you, baby. Pay you 20 bucks to get that unemotional freak in the ass."

"Sai? Or Sasuke? They're both unemotional good-for-nothing egotastical pains in the ass. Sai is $20, Sasuke is $150 for every 3 shots and $200 for the ones that get caught in his chicken-ass hairdo."

Kisame sheepishly scratched the back of his neck and wore a cheeky smile towards Itachi, "Uhh..haha.. Sakura?" Deidera and Hidan were chuckling. Sasori was smirking. Kakuzu's eyes held amusement.

"Yeah?"

"Sasuke's brother is in the room. Speaker, remember?"

"Well then, i'll send out a message for that Uchiha: GO JUMP IN A LAKE, MANWHORE!"

Deidera and Hidan both fell out of their seats laughing their heads off, Sasori was banging his hand on the coffee table trying to calm himself down, Kakuzu's shoulder's were shaking showing a silent laugh. And Itachi, oh Kami Itachi! He was enraged.

"Sakura! Sasuke's older brother is Itachi!"

"Itachi? I thought it was Shisui, the perv."

"No, sweetheart, Itachi. The one that's really mad right now."

"Oh, oops. Sorry Itachi. Thought you were that cousin of yours. I'll make you Hot Cocoa when you get here as an apology, and you better accept it or you, Kisame and Hidan are having a sleepover in my backyard." Sakura stradled the phone between her shoulder and her cheek as she picked up her skateboard and made her way to StarBucks Café in her black Converse and blue and green plaid knee-shorts. She pulled down the green tanktop that had risen up when she sat down which was beneath her gray zip-up aeropostale hoodie.

After streaming a hand through bright pink and short locks she waved said hand to Tenten, who was jogging around the block.

"Cupcake? I gotta go. Ill see you in a day and a half, mmkay? Don't forget us! You got your license, right?"

"Yeah, but I don't have a car, yet. I wanna get a nice smooth BMW. Or just stay car-less until I have enough cash to get a Bugatti or Ferrari. So either ill burrow Kankuro's Mercedes, or we get onto the bus."

"Alright then, bye. Take care of yourself, Kitten."

"Mmhm, later. See you soon."

And with that they hung up.

New York City, New York

"Dude! You just got dissed!" Hidan howled as he smacked Itachi on the back.

"Yeah, uh, sorry about that. She's not very fond of Uchihas." Kisame tried to calm Itachi down.

"Obviously," Sasori muttered.

"I like her already, un," Deidara grinned widely, thinking of all the black-mail they'd gather together.

"I'm going to pack." Was Itachi's smooth reply, as he got up from the loveseat he was sharing with Kakuzu and headed for the door.

Just at that moment, Zetsu strode in with an always hyperactive Tobi in tow.

"Whats wrong with Itachi?" Zetsu questioned, it was mostly aimed at Deidera, since he was the one to always attempt to annoy the Uchiha.

"It may seem as Kisame's sister, whom will house us in Florida, is quite a hater towards Uchihas." Sasori was the one who explained, "She was on speaker."

Zetsu nodded in understanding as Tobi hopped towards Deidera to 'tell Tobi's senpai how much fun it was to go downtown and see the big hugantic buildings with Zetsu.'

Deidera brushed Tobi off and told him to grow up, "We live in the Big Apple for goodness sake, un! Of course there's gonna be extremely tall skyscrapers!"

"Guys?" There was Konan at the doorway, pointing at the clock which was hung up on the wall, " Its 8:52. Pein wants you guys outta here so he can lock it up. He also says that you should all be ready after tomorrow by 8:30 a.m and we'll all meet up at the Subway. The one Hidan loves, you know around the corner?"

She got a handful of "Ok"s and "Whatever" along with a few nods.

Konan smiled politely, grabbed her coat from the coffee table then waved bye, "Later."

"I don't fucking like that bitch."

"I really don't see why, un. She's nice."

"So you like her?"

"Hu-Wh- Sh- NO! I said I didn't hate her,un! I don't like her! God-"

"Jashin"

"-no, she's already with Leader, anyways, un."

Kakuzu sighed, "C'mon. Enough rambling, lets go."

They all got up, and, a few glares, cardoor slams, insults and 15 minutes later, the house was all locked up and the area around it clean of filthy Akatsuki members and their cars. It was almost peaceful.

Without them, of course.