Third chapter, third victim.
Next victim, Ray Crisp, AKA, Berzerker.
Dear Tabby, apparently, you sent me a list of things that Amara won't tell me. I enjoyed the list very much, but now I feel that I should create my own list about my roommate, Ray. Hopefully you find this list useful. – Sam Guthrie
Start most sentences with Ray.
1. Had a secret obsession with the Spice girls about 8 years ago.
2. Currently has a thing for Beyonce.
3. For a dare, he had to kiss Roberto. He liked it.
4. Favourite song is "It's rainin' men!" by the Weather Ladies.
5. Usually powers his ipod by simply zapping the jack.
6. Once super-powered an electric car. It went over 200 miles an hour, and Logan was not impressed.
7. Kitty once phased through his room while he was changing. That was really awkward.
8. Can sing like Cory Montieth.
9. If he meets somebody with a voice lower than his own, he'll say, "Wow, your voice is low. Can I feel your Adam's Apple?"
10. Claims to be able to bench-press twice his body weight.
11. Can do an amazing Arnold Schwarzenegger impression.
12. Was the Terminator for Halloween once.
13. Likes it if somebody slaps his ass.
14. Has beaten Bobby in an arm wrestling contest.
15. Can swear in over 8 languages.
16. Once taught Jamie what swear words are.
17. Talks in his sleep.
18. Correction; sings in his sleep.
19. Is an amazing chef.
20. Rahne once tackled him and sniffed his ass for no reason at all.
21. Can rap like Eminem.
22. Made a rap song with Jamie.
23. He called it, "The mutant song."
24. Read Twilight once, loved it.
25. Had a combat duel with Jubilee once. They destroyed about half of the trees outside.
26. Is a big fan of Assassin's creed.
27. Some girls made him cry on Xbox live once.
28. Those girls turned out to be Kitty, Jubilee, and Rahne.
29. Has a temper, oh wait, everybody knows that.
30. Will fry my ass if he finds out I gave this to you, and he most likely will.
All right, so you know the basic stuff.
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