5th chapter, 5th victim to be written about. (As you can see, I am running out of good intros.)

BTW, I just realized something about the last chapter, I forgot to say who was writing the list. It was Ray. All right, now that's cleared, we can get to the good stuff.

Bobby Drake.

Dear Jubilation Lee, Bobby called me a, "Gay faggoty ass" yesterday. So to get my sweet revenge, I will write a list telling you a few things Bobby would never tell you. Yours truly, Roberto Da Costa.

Start most sentences with Bobby.

1. Plays guitar.

2. Rather badly I might add.

3. Cannot eat spicy food.

4. I am not lying, I made him drink a small gulp of Tobasco sauce once and he passed out from the heat.

5. Had to get mouth-to-mouth once.

6. Ended up getting it from Sam.

7. I recorded it on camera.

8. It's on youtube if you want to see it.

9. Favourite song is Animal, by Neon trees.

10. Is a surprisingly good dancer.

11. He is also an amazing ice skater.

12. And it's not like hockey skating, it's figure skating. He enjoys all of the twirls and stuff.

13. In the middle of the night, he might go down and freeze the pool to figure skate for a while.

14. And then he wakes up Amara to defrost it so Logan won't rip his guts out or anything.

15. He's the reason Amara's always cranky on certain mornings.

16. Loves those old spice commercials.

17. He made one himself.

18. It's rather bad though.

19. But no matter what, Scott wasn't impressed.

20. Really enjoys piggyback rides from Sam.

21. Accidently froze his shower once,

22. This time, Amara wasn't gonna help him defrost it.

23. He waited for a whole day until he could bathe. But the thing was, the pipes were still frozen.

24. So he went over every pipe in the mansion with a hair dryer considering the fact that he knows nothing about plumbing.

25. Favourite movie is Mean Girls. But he loathes Mean Girls 2.

26. According to him, "It's not even a legitimate part of the mean girls franchise, it's just a cheap rip off."

27. Claims that he has a tattoo on his ass. He's lying, I sent Jamie to pants him so I could know the truth.

28. And in plain sight, it wasn't there at all. (If you don't believe me, Sam has a photo.)

29. Loves Gears of War. He once camped out in front of the game store back in New York to get the first copy of GOW 2.

30. Was devastated when you left for two years. He actually got so upset, he went through this really weird emo goth phase that pretty much gave Jamie the wrong idea about growing up.

New chapter is done! Now, I've been getting a lot of requests for Jamie to be the next victim, spoiler alert, he'll be the last victim. The reason I'm doing this is because in my world, Jamie doesn't have a roommate. He's too young to be rooming with anyone older. Plus, it's an un-even number, so he couldn't have a roommate. But some people said that his dupes should make a list about him, so I guess I'm using that idea.

Disclaimer: I don't own anything.

R and R, and see ya later!