Please don't kill me for not uploading for over two weeks. I had...to go back to...I can't say it...school! There, I said it! And it gets worse, I had to go back to middle school, AKA, a adolescent wasteland filled with peer-pressure and sh*t-tonnes of sugar.
Anyways, I'll stop bitching. Here's your chapter. Enjoy!
Dear Rahne, it's Bobby here. I don't know if you know, but Roberto sent this little blackmail list thingy to Jubilee and pretty much embarrassed me. That's the last time I call him names. Any who, I have created my own blackmail list about Roberto to send to you. I hope you get a laugh out of it. –Bobby Drake.
Start most sentences with Roberto.
1. Does this amazing Michael Jackson impression.
2. Doesn't know how to ice skate.
3. Kissed Ray for a bet, didn't like it.
4. Can do the splits.
5. Ate some of Kitty's cooking, got sick for 4 days.
6. is proficient in kickboxing.
7. Likes sour patch kids.
8. Is a fan of Adele.
9. His favourite movie is White Chicks.
10. And ironically, his favourite song is a thousand miles.
11. Owns a suit that he barely uses.
12. In fact, he's the only new guy who even owns a suit, let alone uses it. Jamie has used it more that he has.
13. Can play the drums.
14. Straighten his hair once.
15. Is 5'8 and 158 lbs.
16. His mouth is 5 and a quarter inches wide.
17. Ate half a big mac in one bite once.
18. Enjoys bioshock and Halo.
19. Prefers PS3 to Xbox.
20. Has a slight fear of spiders.
21. Claims that anyone with green eyes could melt his heart. (Good for you Rahne.)
22. Is an expert on chess.
23. Can eat extremely spicy foods without shedding a single tear or getting extreme heartburn.
24. Thinks fedoras are styling.
25. Has the appetite of a 400 pound gorilla.
26. Can temporarily stop his heart beat to scare people. Don't ask him how.
27. His hero is Aaron Ralston.
28. Has a guy-crush on Corey Montieth from glee.
29. But call him gay and he'll blackmail you!
30. Was a giant fan of pokemon. Loved Misty, but hated May.
All right, as my little make-up gift to you guys for having so much patience while I was too lazy to upload this, I'll tell you who's next: Miss Jubilation Lee.
All right, so now that's done, time for the usual: Review or else I'll lock you in the danger room for 2 hours! Oh ya, I went there!