Finally we are out of the dark stuff and in to some humorous stuff! Review and you'll really make my day! :)
Rick was going to Higgins' office to get a mission approved when he walked into his office he said
"Hey- WHAT THE-" Rick saw Higgins' having sex with his mother. Her dress, bra, and panties were on the floor and so were Higgins' pants, shirt, and underwear.
"It isn't what it looks like!" said Higgins and he and Rick's mom put their clothes back on. Rick stood there frozen, he didn't know what to say. "Okay maybe it is what it looks like."
"What the- how the- when did-" poor Rick couldn't finish a sentence.
"It was a very difficult time in your Mother's life." Higgins began
"OH MY GOD!" said Rick repulsed and he went back to his office.
After he left Rick's Mother said "So I guess we shouldn't tell him about the wedding."
He got back the other three were there and Rick grabbed the bottle of Scotch from the Scotsman's desk and started to chug it. He fell onto his chair still chugging. The other three were confused.
"What's wrong, Martinez?" asked Michael
"They-when I was- and I-"
"Use your words, Martinez," said Casey.
"Higgins-" Rick said and started to make sexual hand gestures. "Mom-"
"What are you saying?" asked Billy and tore the bottle from the Little Man's hands.
"I caught Higgins and my mom. They were" and he started to make sexual hand gestures.
"AHHHHHHLLLL!" They all said in repulse.
"Here," Billy said and gave him back the bottle.
"And they never told you?" Michael said and Rick shook his head.
"After all these years they never told you," Casey said and Rick shook his head.
"When did they start?" Asked Michael
"He said that it was a hard time in my mom's life. So when I was"
"AHHHHLLL!" They all said in the repulse. Michael then turned to Billy and said
"Well you were just beat out for causing the most traumatizing moment," and Billy gave him a look that said, was that really necessary.
"That's why you kept your job," Casey said
"What?" Asked Rick
"Well if after you came back if he fired you he wouldn't get any." Billy said trying to make the refernece clear and Rick took another gulp.
"So that's why we all have jobs. Thanks," Casey said and Rick gave him a look.