This chapter is so short, I almost died of how short it was. But, my dear readers, I'm very depressed today. I just found out that my grandmother died. I cried for 2 hourse straight this morning. Let's just say you're lucky I even posted it.
Happy Short Readings!
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In the morning, Sanji was first to awake. He slowly made his way into the kitchen. The smell of coffee could be smelt all throughout the house.
Sakura got up and went into the kitchen.
"Morning Sanji-kun", she said lazily as she sat down.
"Morning Sakura-chan! Would you like some coffee?", he asked her happily.
"Sure", she smiled.
"Double milk and sugar, if I remember correctly", Sanji poured the coffee into her pink mug. Sakura nodded.
He placed the coffee in front of her. "Thanks", she smiled again and took a sip.
Sasuke slumped out of his room and into the kitchen.
"Morning Sasuke-kun!", Sakura sang happily as he entered.
"Hn", was his reply.
She scowled, picked up her coffee and stomped out of the kitchen.
Her bedroom door slammed.
Sasuke sighed.
"Tsk, tsk", Sanji took his coffee and went into the living room.
"ARGH!", Sasuke banged his head against the counter.
The coffee pot fell off and crashed on the floor. Steaming coffee spilled everywhere.
"Oh shit", he grumbled.
"AHH!!!!", Luffy screamed as he ran into the kitchen, "WHAT HAPPENED!?!??".
"I knocked the coffee pot over", Sasuke sighed.
"Why?", Luffy asked.
"Because".
"Because why?".
"Because I wanted to".
"Okay", Luffy trotted off to Sakura's room.
Sanji came back in, took one look, and went back into the living room.
Suddenly, the aura in the house went dark. Sakura walked slowly into the kitchen.
She glared at Sasuke. "What. Happened. To. My. Brand. New. Coffee. Pot.?", she snarled.
"I-I-I accidentally kn-kn-knocked it over…", Sasuke whimpered.
"Luffy said you knocked it over because you wanted to", Sakura glared.
"I just said that so he would go away!", Sasuke defended.
"Hmph", Sakura stomped off again.
The door slammed.
Luffy grinned at Sasuke from the doorway, "I think you handled that very maturely".
"ARGH! SHUT UP!", Sasuke half yelled and half growled.
"NO! WHY DON'T YOU SHUT UP!??!? I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!", Moondoggie yelled as he entered the kitchen.
Luffy and Sasuke shut up.
"God", he grumbled and went back to his bedroom.
The door slammed.
Sakura came out again, dressed in a black tank top and blue sweat pants.
"I'm going out", she said as she slipped her white flip flops on.
Luffy popped up, "Can I come too??!?!".
"Sure", she smiled.
He smiled brightly as she took his hand.
"Bye", Sakura grunted as she glanced at Sasuke.
"Hn", he grunted back.
The door slammed.
Sanji sighed, "The way to a woman's heart is not through rudeness".
"Shut up. What do you know?', Sasuke glared.
"I know everything there is to know about women", Sanji replied proudly.
"Do you now?", Sasuke scoffed.
"Want some advice?", Sanji offered.
"Maybe", the slightest interest was heard in Sasuke's voice.
"Good, because you've got a looong way to go", Sanji sighed.
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"So, where are we going Sakura-chan?", Luffy questioned eagerly.
"We're going to go buy a new coffee pot", she smiled.
"Okay! Can we go see if Naruto wants to come too??!?", his eyes lit up.
"Sure", Sakura sighed as they headed towards the loud-mouth blond's house.
Luffy knocked on the door excitedly. It opened. He jumped on the person and hugged him tight. "Naruto! It's been so long! How ya been buddy?", Luffy asked excitedly.
"Get. The. Hell. Off. Of. Me.", Gaara growled from underneath the pirate king.
"Huh?", Luffy got off.
The red head glared at him. "I detest you", were his last words before he stomped off.
"Gaara! Wait!", Sakura called.
He turned around, "Oh, hey Sakura-chan! Didn't see you there".
"It's okay. Um, do you know where Naruto is?", she asked sweetly.
"I think he said something about going to see Hinata", Gaara replied. Sakura's eyes widened, "Really!??!".
"Yep", Gaara motioned for her to come in.
"Well, do you know if they were going on a date?", she questioned excitedly before sitting on the couch. Luffy joined her.
"He also said something about going to see a movie", Gaara added emotionlessly.
"Ooooh! How exciting!", she squealed.
"Sure, whatever", Gaara got a banana from the kitchen.
"Whatever? This is a miracle!", Sakura cheered.
"Can I have a banana too?", Luffy asked.
"Sure, whatever", Gaara went and got another banana.
He handed it to Luffy. "Thanks!", he smiled.
Sakura sighed and took out her cell phone.
She dialed a number, "Hey! Yeah, it's Sakura. How's it going? What happened? I need all the details!", she squealed into the phone.
"S-Sakura-chan, I-I can't talk here, I-I'll call you when the movie's o-over", Hinata whispered into her phone.
"Oh, right. Sorry! Have fun!", Sakura smiled and hung up, "I think it's going well".
"When's Nana-chan coming back?", Luffy pouted.
"Nana-chan?", Gaara took a bite out of his banana.
"It's my nickname for Naruto!", the pirate smiled.
"Oh", Gaara went to his room.
"Can we go to the store now, Luffy?", Sakura asked.
"Sure!", Luffy swallowed his banana whole, "Let's go!".
"Bye Gaara!", Sakura called they left. The two then continued their journey to the store.
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"So, what do you do if a girl asks you if the jeans she's wearing make her look fat?".
"I say, 'You're beautiful no matter what you wear'?".
"AIN! WRONG! You say, 'My sweet darling angel, you could never look fat because you aren't fat. You are thin and beautiful and I love you just the way you are'. Now, you try".
"I am NOT going to act like a pansy and say 'my sweet darling angel'! It's ridiculous!".
"You will if you ever wanna get anywhere with Sakura-chan".
"Hey! Leave her outta this!".
"But you're doing this for her, so I don't see how leaving her out of this will help".
"Shut up".
"No, I will not shut up. I am your teacher. Now, unless you wanna have Sakura-chan dump you and come running off to me, you better listen up".
"Hn".
If you hadn't already guessed, Sasuke's lessons with Sanji weren't going so well.
"Good, now, pay attention. Whenever you see Sakura-chan, you tell her she's beautiful. Got it?".
"Wouldn't that get annoying after a while?".
"No, girls love to be complimented".
"Is that so?".
"Yes, it is. I'll tell you what to do when Sakura-chan returns".
"Hn".
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"I like this one!", Luffy pointed to a coffee pot that was shaped like a hippo.
"Nah, it's not my style", Sakura examined a light blue coffee pot.
"Okay, how about this one?", Luffy pointed to one that was shaped like a cat.
"Meh", she looked at the light blue one some more.
"How about-".
"I like this one!", Sakura waved the coffee pot triumphantly in the air.
"Okay", Luffy pouted as he put back one that was shaped like a pirate ship.
"Sakura? Is that you?".
"Huh?", she turned around to meet honey-coloured eyes.
"Of course it is! What other girl in Konoha has pink hair?", he smiled.
"Ed!", she hugged him, "What are you doing here?".
"Well, Winry and I were vacationing here when Winry remembered she had to go to an automail-builders convention. So, she went back and I stayed!", Ed replied.
"Brother! Brother!", Al waved his arms around frantically, "Brother! Where are you!??!".
"Over here, Al!", Ed called.
Al ran down the aisle towards his brother. "
Sakura-san!", he cried as he ran and hugged her.
"Aw, hey Al!", Sakura smiled.
"Al came when Winry left", Ed stated.
Luffy looked at Ed. Ed looked at Luffy.
"Who's he?", they asked in unison.
"OH! Luffy, meet Ed and Al. Ed and Al, meet Luffy", Sakura stepped back so they could shake hands.
"Hi! Nice to meet ya, Ed and Al!", Luffy shook their hands excitedly.
"Hey", Ed smiled. Al smiled too.
"Um, where are you guys staying?", Sakura questioned curiously.
"Well, we were hoping to stay with you! If that's okay…", Ed trailed off.
She sighed, "Sure, that's fine. But one of you will have to sleep on the couch".
"That's okay! Brother Ed would love to sleep on the couch!", Al smiled happily.
"Alrighty then! It's settled", Sakura walked towards the cash register.
"But-but-", Ed sighed and followed his brother and new found friend as they followed Sakura. After making their purchase, they returned home.
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"So, when Sakura-chan walks through the door, what do you say?".
"Hey, sweet thang. You're lookin mighty fine today".
"Excellent! I've taught you well!".
"This better work, pansy boy".
"Oh, it will. Trust me".
"Hn".
The door opened.
Sasuke sighed, then wiggled his eyebrows suggestively, "Hey sweet thang, you're lookin mighty fine today".
"Thanks, but I'm not into guys", Ed said nervously as he backed up against a wall.
"Shit!", Sasuke yelled, obviously mad at the mistake.
"Sasuke! Don't use such bad language in front of a lady! It's impolite and rude!", Sakura glared as she placed the new coffee pot on the table.
"But-but-but-", Sasuke stuttered.
Sakura stomped off into her room.
The door slammed.
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I'm truely, deeply sorry for this chappie. I really didn't think I was going to get out of bed today, but I guess you guys were kinda lucky.
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Shigure-kun: Oh Febe-chan, I'm so sorry about your grandmother:(
Febe-chan: Thanks Shi-chan... :(
Dezzie-chan: I'm sorry too... But, hey! When did Shigure-san come?
Shigure-kun: Just now! I came as soon as I heard the terrible news!
Dezzie-chan: That was nice of you:D
Shigure-kun: I shall comfort Febe-chan to no end! -hugs Febe-chan-
Febe-chan: -hugs back and giggled giddily-
Dezzie-chan: Lucky goose-bum.
Febe-chan: -stick tongue out at Dez-
Dezzie-chan: I detest you. -stomps off-
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Thanks for reading my extra-dooper-looper short chappie. The next one will be longer, I mean it this time!
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