Omg! I am SO sorry that this chappie is so late!! My computer was being stupid and not letting me submit the chapter... Anywho, at the end of the chapter, we will have a very special guest joining me and Dezzie-chan!
Happy Readings!
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"Unless you want to die, I suggest you hand it over right now".
"Just tell me what it is!".
"How old are you?!?!?".
"Eighteen".
"Then you should know what it is".
"But Sanjiii!"
"Luffy! I said NO!".
"Fine, then I'll ask Sakura-chan".
"Uh, Luffy, I don't think you wanna do that".
"Oh Sakura-chaaan!", Luffy ran off to find her.
"Argh! Luffy you idiot!", Sanji ran after him.
Sasuke watched as the pirates ran by. He didn't notice the object in the younger one's hand.
Sakura was busy doing dishes when Luffy came running into the kitchen. "Sakura-chan?".
"Mm?".
"What's this?", he asked curiously.
"No!", Sanji cried as Sakura turned around.
She stared, "Luffy, where did you find that?".
"In your bathroom", he replied innocently.
"Why were you in my bathroom?".
"Cuz Sanji-", Luffy wan interrupted when a hand clasped over his mouth.
"He got lost", Sanji smiled.
"Oh. But Luffy, aren't you like, eighteen?".
"That's what I said", Sanji grumbled.
Luffy nodded, "Please tell me! I found one of these things in Nami's cabin once, too! But she wouldn't tell me. She just slapped me".
Sakura sighed, "Luffy. That right there, in your hand, is something that girls use when it's their… um… time".
"Time for what?", Luffy asked excitedly.
"Well, it's rather complicated-", she began.
"Does Nana-chan know what it is?", he asked.
"Yes, I'm sure he does".
"Well, if he can understand it, so can I", Luffy smiled.
"Um, okay. Well, once a month, girls… uh… bleed".
"That's awful! You should keep band-aids with you at all times!", Luffy said with concern.
"Well, that thing you're holding is a sort of band-aid… I guess…", Sakura squirmed uncomfortably.
"It doesn't look like one", Luffy took off the wrapper.
"Luffy…", Sanji warned. Luffy looked at him questioningly and took off the plastic part.
"Well, you don't exactly stick it on yourself… you rather… uh… stick it in yourself", her discomfort overcoming her.
Moondoggie trudged into the kitchen.
"Doesn't that hurt?", Luffy asked.
"Not once you're used to it", she shrugged and returned to the dishes.
"Where do you stick it?", the young pirate prolonged.
Sakura froze. Moondoggie giggled and came over.
He put his arm around Sakura, "You'll find out later, dude", he ruffled Luffy's hair.
"But- but- but I wanna know now!", Luffy whined as Sanji dragged him out.
Sakura sighed, "Thanks a tone, Moo-chan", she smiled and kissed him on the cheek.
"No prob", he smiled and got some coffee.
"Later", he waved and went back to his room.
"Why don't you just use the dishwasher?", Sasuke snaked his arms around her waist as he appeared behind her.
She jumped, "Sasuke! You scared me!".
"I tend to have that effect on women…", he smirked and kissed the back of her head.
"Yeah, yeah. Anyways, I can't use it cuz someone decided to wash his straw hat in it. So now, it's broken", she glared at the sink.
"Aww", he turned her around and gave her a peck on the cheek, "Want me to call a repair man?".
"I already called one. Some new company called 'Animal Repairs'", she turned around and began to dry the dishes.
"When are they coming?", he asked emotionlessly.
"They should be here now…", Sakura trailed off.
The doorbell rang. "That's them! Sasuke, be a sweetie and answer the door?", she asked cutely.
He groaned and walked out of the room. She smiled and began to put the dishes away.
"Hey! Shut up, princess! I'm gunna fix it on my own!".
"Stupid cats can't manage a whole dishwasher".
"Argh! I am NOT stupid!".
"Yes, you are".
The two repairmen came into the kitchen, followed by an annoyed Sasuke.
"AM NOT!", the one with orange hair yelled.
"Yes, you are", the one with light purple hair sighed.
Sakura turned around slowly. "Oh. My. God!", she squealed.
They turned and looked at her.
"Sakura!". "Sakura-san!".
She ran and hugged them.
Poof.
"Oh my gosh! I'm so, SO sorry!", she cried and hugged them again.
Except this time, she wasn't hugging the two tall guys; she was hugging an orange cat and a light purple rat.
"I-it's fine Sakura-san", Yuki, the rat sighed.
"God damn it!", Kyo, the cat yelled angrily.
"Calm down, stupid cat".
"Make me, puny rat!".
"You're not worth my time".
"Hn".
"…", Sasuke watched in silence.
Sakura scooped up the two animals and set them on the counter, "Since when do you two own a repair service?", she questioned.
"Since the stupid cat was too stupid to get a real job. I do the accounting", Yuki explained.
"I'm not stupid! I'm just… good at fixing things", Kyo defended.
"Where's Tohru-chan?", Sakura asked eagerly.
"She's staying with Shishou right now, while we work in Konoha for a year", Kyo grumbled.
"You're leaving your girlfriend for a whole year!??!?", Sakura screamed at the poor little cat.
"We're going to go visit her every weekend", Yuki reassured the kunoichi, " but we did bring along a certain someone on the trip with us".
"Aya-kun!??!", she beamed.
"Thank god, no", Kyo mumbled under his breath.
"Then, who is it?", Sakura asked curiously.
"Waa! Kyo! Where's my teddy bear?", a blond child whined as he entered the house.
Poof.
"Aaaah!!!!!!", Sakura covered her eyes and ran out of the kitchen as the two guys retrieved their clothing.
Momiji squealed and ran after Sakura, "Kyaaaa!".
"Momiji-kun!", Sakura returned the squeal as Momiji hugged her.
Poof.
She held the bunny closely. Sasuke walked in. He fainted.
"Ah! Sasuke-kun!", Sakura placed the bunny on her shoulder and ran over to him.
Kyo kicked him, "What a wimp".
"Sakura-san, who is this spiky-haired fellow?", Yuki asked as he examined the raven's hair.
"That's Sasuke!", she smiled.
"Kyaaa!", Momiji squealed again and hopped on Sasuke's chest. He sniffed his face. "Ew! Sakura-chaaan! Your boyfriend smells funny!", Momiji whined.
Sakura picked him up again.
She sniffed Sasuke, "Oh, that? He was painting my nails earlier, so he smells like varnish".
"He was… painting your nails??!?", Kyo burst out laughing.
Yuki slapped him upside the head, "Don't make fun of gay people, it's rude".
Sasuke's eyes shot open, "I AM NOT GAY!", he screamed.
A moment of silence. The Sohma's burst out laughing.
Sakura giggled. Sasuke fumed and stomped out of the room and into his bedroom.
The door slammed.
Sakura sighed, "Where are you guys staying?".
"Here, we'll show you", Yuki held out his hand for her.
She took it with one hand and held Momiji with the other. Kyo followed them out the door.
There, in the parking lot, was a camper van.
"You… live in that thing?", she gasped as she examined it's ugly features including rust and dirt.
"Sadly, yes. We couldn't afford anything else", Yuki glared at Kyo.
"Hey! We all eat that tuna! It was a good investment!", Kyo defended.
"Do you guys… wanna stay with me?", Sakura asked, hoping they would say no.
"Kyaaa! Thank you Sakura-chan!", Momiji licked her cheek. She cuddled him.
"Thank you very much, Sakura-san", Yuki bowed.
"Thanks", Kyo grumbled.
"Follow me", she stated, walking into the house.
They obeyed. "EVERYONE! GET OUT HERE, NOOOOOOOOW!", she screamed.
Everyone scrambled out of their rooms quickly.
She walked to a closet in the hall. It was filled with empty cardboard boxes.
"Everyone, take a box, pick a room, and start packing", she ordered.
They nodded, took a box and wandered into random rooms. Sakura, of course, did her room.
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By the time all the boys were done packing, Sakura had already bought a new house and had called the movers.
At around seven o'clock (at night…), everything was unpacked in Sakura's new house.
This house, however, was a mansion. It had eight guest bedroom and two master bedrooms.
Sakura bought said new house because of all of the guests.
Everyone had been brought to one special room the next morning.
They sat in the conference room around a long table with leather chairs.
Sakura was at the head of the table. "Now, I want you all to stand up, one at a time, and introduce yourself", she looked at Ed, who was sitting to her left.
He nodded and stood up, "Hi, my name is Edward Elric", he sat down and looked to his left, motioning for them to stand.
"Hi!!! My name is Alphonse Elric!", the youngest Elric stated then sat down.
They continued around the table.
"I'm Kyo Sohma. Don't piss me off".
"Nice to meet you all, I'm Yuki Sohma. Please ignore everything that the stupid cat says".
"I'm not stupid you damn rat!", Kyo yelled angrily.
Momiji jumped up excitedly, "Hi everyone! My name's Momiji Sohma! I'm a cutie!", he smiled and sat.
Sakura squealed and ran over to him. She hugged him close.
Poof.
Sakura cuddled the little rabbit and sat back down at her seat.
The next stood up, "Hey, I'm Sanji. The best cook the world".
"HI! MY NAME IS LUFFY! I'M KING OF THE PIRATES!!!".
"Really?", Sakura asked.
"Yeah, we made it to the Grand Line and got One Piece. Usopp and Nami got together, Zolo and Robin got together", Sanji stated while Luffy bounced around joyfully.
"That's great!", Sakura cheered.
The next person stood up. "Hey, I'm Moondoggie", he held his hand up like a slight wave and sat down.
Sasuke stood, "Hn".
"Sasuke-kun! Tell them your name!", Sakura whined.
"You just told them!", he answered, slightly annoyed.
"It's different. You gotta tell them!", she continued to whine.
"Fine. I'm Sasuke Uchiha. Don't even think about making me angry, or I'll kill you", he glared and sat down.
"Grumpy pants", Sakura muttered.
Ed giggled.
"WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHIN ABOUT BLONDIE?!?!", Sasuke yelled.
"HEY! WHAT'S WRONG WITH BLONDS!??!", Al retorted.
"YEAH! WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM!??!", Sanji yelled.
"SHUT UP PRETTY BOY I WAS TALKING TO THE GUY WITH THE BRAID OVER THERE!!!", the raven yelled angrily.
"WHAT'S WRONG WITH BRAIDS?!?!", Ed screamed.
Yuki, Kyo, Momiji, Luffy and Moondoggie just sat there watching.
"THAT IS ENOUGH! STOP ACTING SO IMMATURE AND GO TO YOUR ROOMS!!!", Sakura screamed at the top of her lungs.
Everyone ran away frightened to their rooms except for Yuki who was rubbing his temples.
Sakura sighed and walked over to sit beside Yuki.
She handed him an aspirin and a glass of water. He took them gratefully.
"Sorry about all the yelling, Yuki", leaned her head on his shoulder and he blushed.
"It's fine Sakura-san, no worries", he smiled gently.
"Please don't call me Sakura-san. You're my friend so call me Sakura", she nudged him playfully.
"Alright Sakura-chan", he sipped his water.
"You know what Yuki-kun?", she asked.
"What Sakura-chan?", he asked.
"We should go buy some ice cream", she said cheerfully while clapping her hands together.
"That sounds good, but didn't your doctor say to stay away from ice cream?", Yuki seemed concerned.
"Well, he did say that. But now I take medicine, so I'm okay to have ice cream", she smiled and got up.
He got up too, "Alright".
Sakura wrote a note saying that she and Yuki had to the convenience store.
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Sakura skipped merrily down the street holding Yuki's hand.
When they arrived, she burst into the store.
Sakura rushed over and pressed her nose and hands against the freezer, trying to pick out an ice cream flavor. Yuki thought she looked like a little kid in a candy store.
Finally she chose one. It was called Vermonty Python (I LOVE THAT STUFF!!!).
She bought four containers of it since she had a lot of guests.
Yuki was happy because he also loved that ice cream.
When they arrived at her mansion, no one was in sight.
They made their way to the kitchen and put their ice cream away for later.
Yuki went to his room and Sakura went into the living room to watch a movie. She chose Lion King.
She sat on the couch with a bowl of popcorn. Tears streamed down her face as she cried, "No! Don't die!".
"Who?", Kyo questioned as he sat beside her.
"M-Mufasa", she sniffled.
"You realize that it's just a movie. Those lions don't and never have existed", he pointed out.
"I-I know. B-But, it's just so sad!", she cried and buried her face in his shirt. He sighed.
When the movie was over, Kyo took the empty popcorn bowl into the kitchen and Sakura went up the big spiral staircase and into her room.
After about five minutes of reading an old magazine, someone knocked on her door.
"Come in", she said lazily. Sasuke came in.
"Oh! Hey Sasuke-kun!", she got up and hugged him.
He hugged back. "I'm really sorry for all the yelling back there. I kinda made a bad first impression with your friends", he looked genuinely sad.
"It's fine, I planned something we can all do as a group tomorrow without pissing each other off too much", she smiled and gave him a kiss on the cheek before going and sitting back on her bed with the magazine.
"And that would be?", he came and sat next to her.
"A secret", she smiled mischievously.
He was about to answer when Ed burst into the room screaming, "SAKURA! MY T.V. IS ON FIRE!!!".
"Ed! This is the third time today that you've set that thing on fire!", Sakura whined as she got the fire extinguisher.
"But I was only trying to transmute the hair dryer from the commercial to my room!", Ed cried defensively.
"Ed, You CAN'T transmute things shown on a television!", she growled as she ran to his room and put out the fire.
"I can so!", he yelled and followed her.
Al was sitting in the corner, hugging his knees and trying to protect himself from the flames.
When she was finished, Al got up and hugged her. "Thank you so much Sakura-san. I tried to convince my idiotic brother to stop, and I told him that you can't transmute things from the t.v.", Al sighed.
"It's fine", she smiled, "But, just to be safe, I'm leaving you with this", she handed the fire extinguisher to him.
With that, Sakura left and went back to her room, where Sasuke was lying on her bed and sleeping soundly.
She sighed happily and went downstairs to make dinner when she smelled something delicious. She followed it to the kitchen and saw Sanji cooking something.
Sakura came up behind him and hugged his shoulders, "What's cooking Sanji-kun?", she asked.
"Ey, it's a surprise Sakura-chan. You can't see", he smiled.
She pouted, "Fine. Oh, and thanks for making dinner", she gave him a kiss on the cheek and he almost fainted.
Satisfied, Sakura walked back upstairs and into the library to read a book.
There, she found Yuki reading in a lounge chair. "Oh, hey", he smiled at her.
"Hey, I didn't know you were in here", she made her way towards a book shelf.
After not finding anything interesting, she quickly ran to her room and grabbed some manga.
When she returned, Yuki had moved to the couch. Sakura smiled and went to sit beside him.
"What're you readin', Yuki-kun?", she peered over to see his book.
"It's called 'The Giver'. I don't particularly like it though", he sighed and kept reading.
"I see", Sakura returned to reading her manga.
"What're you readin'?", he peered over to see her book.
"Princess-Princess!", she squealed happily and kept reading, her eyes practically glued to the book.
"Momma like", Yuki kept reading as if he didn't just say something extremely disturbing.
"Uh… that's good to hear", Sakura smiled nervously.
They continued reading for an hour until they heard Sanji yelling, "My sweet cherry-blossom! Your dinner is served! Oh, and if any of you other insignificant people want food, I made some for you too!!!".
Sakura smiled widely and ran downstairs, leaving her manga behind. Yuki sighed and followed.
Sakura sat between Sasuke and Ed, Sanji at the head and Luffy at the other head. Moondoggie, Al, Yuki and Kyo sitting opposite the other three.
Sanji danced into the dining room holding a well decorated platter with Sakura's beautiful food on it, "Here you are my lovely. Enjoy".
"Thanks so much Sanji!", she smiled and hugged him. He sighed happily and returned to the kitchen.
Sakura stared at her food hungrily. It was chicken parmasian, one of her favorites.
Sanji then returned with his own food and sat down. He began to eat.
"Hey! What about our food!?!?", Ed yelled angrily.
"Pipe down shrimp, you guys can get your own", Sanji said emotionlessly and kept eating.
"DON'T CALL ME SHRIMP!!!", Ed yelled shrilly as he went and got himself some food.
The others did the same (minus the yelling).
After the meal, Sanji cleaned his and Sakura's plate and left the others to do their own.
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I did, in fact, rush this chapter because I couldn't be bothered to take the time and add stuff in. And for that, I am truely sorry. The next chappie will be MUCH more... uhh... better.
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Febe-chan: Who's visiting us!?!?? Who? Who!??!
Dezzie-chan: You're bestest friend is the WHOLE WIDE WORLD!!!
Febe-chan: ... Mickey Mouse?
Ayame-kun: Febe-chan! How could you forget about me?? -pouts-
Febe-chan: AYA-KUN!! -glomps-
Dezzie-chan: How come I never get a hug?
Febe-chan: Cuz you're hair isn't long and pretty like Aya-kun's! -girly squeal-
Ayame-kun: Oh, Febe-chan! You're too kind!
Febe-chan: Hey Dez! Guess what? I brought someone very special to see you too, so you wouldn't feel lonely.
Dezzie-chan: Who?
Sasuke-kun: Me.
Dezzie-chan: -faints-
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Hope you enjoyed the chappie even though it sucked and was very short,
Luviez + Ja ne