Abridged Kirby: Episode 8
By: JadeDragonKnight
Part 4
At Kabu's valley, Kabu was humming to itself. Then, it began coughing. The star popped out of his mouth and flew away.
"Hack, God damn Warp Star!"
The stone Dedede began chasing the villagers. Just then, the star came over the horizon. Kirby broke free of the monster's grip and jumped on it. The beast swatted at him to no avail. He flew up high and hovered above the demon.
"Stone Kirby!" he shouted as he morphed into a huge stone figure.
The star moved out of the way and he came down on the beast's head. He was so heavy he tunneled through all the way out the butt. The statue crumbled into large gray bricks.
"Yay, he did it!" Fumu and Bun cheered.
"Let's get out of here," Curio said, pushing the two out of the way of the falling stones.
"Kirby beat us again," Dedede moaned.
"Uh, we should go too," Escargon said.
It was too late. The king and his attendant were soon buried alive in the demon's aftermath. Kirby jumped on top and cheered with glee.
"Wow, they're buried under a mountain," Bun informed.
"Shouldn't you excavate them?" Fumu asked.
"No, I'm tired of digging up fakes," Curio replied.
"Oh snap," Bun said.
"I'll only unearth the true history from now on."
"Awesome," Fumu stated.
"Kirby, let's go home now!" Bun shouted.
Kirby sucked in some air and floated up to them. Meanwhile, Meta Knight stood at the opposite ridge.
"That was impressive," he said to himself, "you just keep getting stronger, Kirby."
"META KNIGHT, ARE YOU UP THERE?"
He tensed up when the king's angry voice reached his ears.
"YOU BETTER DIG US OUT RIGHT NOW! ARE YOU LISTENING? META KNIGHT!"
The knight quietly inched away from the edge. Then, he bolted in the other direction.
"Dammit," Dedede groaned, "We'll become skeletons at this rate. KIRBY! Get us out and I'll give you all the candy you can eat!"
Kirby instantly descended on the mountain. A star closed in on him and faded to black.
"Wait! Do they get eaten?"
No Meta Knight, you're not getting away with leaving them in there, or lying repeatedly to Fumu.
"Curse you karma…"
THE END