Disclaimer : I do not own any of the characters or the storyline, plus most of the lines are from the show anyway, I only added a little Lemon flair to it ;P

Note : This is my first FanFic so please review and let me know if I should stop killing you all with my horrid writing and grammar extraordinaire!

Writers Comment : I hate to show boat but I have to when it comes to a topic of this much epic-ness!! I'M GOING TO SEE MODEST MOUSE, LIVE! And better than just seeing them live, I've got FLOOR TICKETS! Modest Mouse is my muse for almost everything I do or create!

Also I'm coming out with an AMV of Death Note with the song Bukowski from none other than Modest Mouse. It's been on youtube asap under the name Aglow18.

Enjoy the Chapter. BTW the chapters real name is "Shut it with the Homo, Kissing, Dates and MisaMisa talk!" but there wasn't enough room

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Back at the head quarter...

"Do you really need to go this far, Ryuuzaki?" L felt the chain rustle by his right hand as Light lifted his bound hand for further examination.

"I'm not doing this because I want to either" if I just say that enough...

"This is what you mean by working together 24 hours?" L noticed Misa had put ever ounce she could of disgust into her statement, "Two boys... That's gross!" L felt something in him stir but quickly pushed the feeling aside and forced himself to focus on Misa. "Does Ryuuzaki-san swing that way?"

L forced himself to be as impassive to this comment as he could, but it took a lot to do so, "I said, I'm not doing this because I want to..." He still couldn't keep a tinge of anger from his reply.

The Chief, Matsuda, and Aizawa were just behind Misa now shrinking form. They all look thoroughly uncomfortable.

"But, Light is Misa's Light, and you two together 24 hours... when does Misa get to go on a date with Light?" L let out a sigh and from the corner of his eye saw Light do the same. L felt another stir inside himself but forcibly pushed it aside like the other.

"For dates... all three of us will go casually." L felt a hint of triumph. He understood why, but again pushed the feeling on the back burner.

"What!?" Misa's shrill scream sent the 3 men behind her jumping. L peered down as he felt the chain jangle against his hand. Turning to Light L saw he'd almost jumped a full step back. "You're telling us to kiss and stuff in front of you!?" With that Light turned to L. The minuet the made eye contact Light stiffened.

Light didn't know what to feel when L made eye contact with him. This slouching man in front of him, with raven black hair that looked liked it needed brushing, dark circles under his eyes, and a knowing smile, sent a chill through Light. Light had never seen a smile or rather sneer like this. A triumphant smile and the glaze in his eyes suggested L was imagining... something...

Light chose embarrassment of all the feelings. It was the safest.

"I'm not telling you to do it." L said turning to Misa, relinquishing Light, "But I'll be observing."

Light turned when he heard a masculine groan. It sounded like it came from his father. Matsuda was smiling like a baboon, and Aizawa jaw was set and looked about ready to burst along with the vein on his forehead.

"WAAH! What is that!? YOU'RE A PERVERT!" Misa was screaming, reaching another octave higher.

"Light-kun," L's voice drew him back to the commotion in front of him, "please make Misa-san be quiet." He expects me to know how?! L felt a shiver at the double meaning to this. Did he own Misa and have such control over her that he could make her quiet? Light chose uncomfortable as the emotion that was safest on this subject.

"Misa don't throw a fit. L's definitive that you sent the videos. You should be thankful they're letting you out." Would that do it? One look at her face and Light knew he'd only hurt her.

"You too? What are you saying Light?" Misa's tone was subdued but with a hint of a pitiful plea, of all the women... "I'm your girlfriend, right? You don't trust your lover?"

L detected a noticeable stiffness in Light at the mention of "Lover". L watched in glee at the two arguing. L had to put more focus into making his face as impassive.

"Misa, it was you who was the one saying that it was love at first sight..." Light turned his head away from Misa and L tingled at the pain that crossed Light's face as he forced himself to continue talking, "you've been pressing ever since-"

Misa's cry shocked everyone in the room, "So then you look advantage of me!?" at this everyone in the room stiffened. Eye's shifted from Misa too Light, but L only had eyes for Light. He's... "You kissed me and stuff because I said I liked you!" Misa was openly crying now, Light was still looking away from her.

L's attention was brought back to the room at whole when he felt a tug at his arm. Misa was now beating her arms on Light's chest and he was slowly backing away from her.

"Idiot! Idiot! Idiot! WAAAAH!" Ignoring the pain the seemed to be emanating from his soul L watched the scene and it became clear, Light's attitude confirmed his suspicions about this "Love".

"About that love at first sight." He began, getting the attention of Misa, who'd stopped crying and Light. "It was May 22 at Aoyama you met, isn't it, Misa-san?"

"Yea-" Misa was now fully facing L.

"That day, why did you go to Aoyama? What were you wearing?" These answers would quench only a few anxieties...

"I went just because I wanted to! How many times do I have to tell you!? And I really don't remember that day's clothes!" L let slip a sigh of defeat... "Is there something wrong about walking around Aoyama without a reason?!" Misa had slowly started walking toward L and was now in his face as she spat her last word at him.

L didn't let her malice disturb him, without her answers I can still voice my questions and doubts. Maybe with Light's help, later, we can figure this out... "So, when you came back, you knew your love at first sight," L stifled the hurt at acknowledging this "Love", "Light-kun's, name."

If possible she shoved her face closer towards L. Typical, can't argue her reason so tries to physically push her point. Inwardly L shook his head, some girl you chose there Light... L didn't move, "Yes."

"You don't even know why you knew his name?"

"Yes. That's right" L could just make out that his questions and doubts were reaching Light, good...

"Then if Light-kun was Kira, how would you feel?" L couldn't help himself this question begged asking.

"If Light-kun was Kira?" Misa backed away a little and seemed to contemplate what L had just said.

"That's right." How long does it take to think that one through... or was she calculating her answer...

Misa turned away from L and back at Light's side twirled about. Hugging herself onto Light's arm, "That'd be the best!" Defiantly not calculating... She started rubbing her head up and down Lights shoulder with a smile of pure mischief and a glint of desire. "I've always been thankful of Kira who judges the burglar that killed my parents!" L couldn't help his eye's drift to Light as his attention drifted from Misa's speech. "If Light was Kira, then I'd just love him more and more!"

Light felt slightly disgusted at Misa's words and L's. Light felt where these questions were leading; they didn't just put into question this "Love". Light didn't fool himself into not listening to L's doubts, hell Light had felt them too, but this was turning incriminating...

"I feel like I love him so much I can't love him anymore even now though!" very incriminating...!

"We're talking about Kira..." L's cold voice drew Light's attention to the set glare L was sending at him. L's head had shifted down slightly and he was looking, no staring at Light from under his messy raven hair. "Aren't you afraid? This is Kira..." Why does he look at me but address Misa!?

"We're talking if Light was Kira, right?" Light stiffened immensely, too incriminating!! "Not scary at all! Plus Misa is a fan of Kira. Rather than being afraid I would try to be useful to him." You could cut the tension like a warm knife in butter, Light thought to himself. He'd finally become to uncomfortable with Misa's monologue and L's stare that he begin to notice the other three in the room with looks ranging from utterly appalled, to shocked, to ready to hit something (or someone...).

"There doesn't seem to be anything useful here, though there's plenty that's offensive..." Light let himself glance back at L. He'd closed his eye sometime when he or Misa was speaking and had his head tilted back. "You'd be more in the way than useful..." at this he opened his eyes, "However..." bring his head to face Misa still hugging Light's arm, L continued, "with this, there is no doubt that Misa is the second Kira."

This is just to perfect... either they really, really are or someone really did frame them... "But... There is so much lack of doubt that I'm starting to think otherwise."

"You're right in thinking otherwise, cause Misa isn't Kira!" Misa had slowly been hiding herself behind Light as L spoke and shot her defense back at him almost completely hidden behind Light.

"Anyhow," L continued leaning in and putting his finger to his mouth, "we will put you under surveillance." Leaning back again he looked out into space and continued his explanation, "When you go out, let us know through secure wire. You will need this." L pulled out a plastic card key from his pocket and held it between his thumb and pointer finger, "You'll need this key card to open the doors. We've paid your agency and told them that from now on Matsuda will be your manager, going wherever you go, either work related or personal."

Misa shot a dissatisfied glare at Matsuda, "this old man!?"

Matsuda was flabbergasted, "What's wrong with me, MisaMisa!?"

"WILL YOU ALL JUST STOP IT WITH THE TALK ABOUT HOMOS AND DATES AND KISSING AND MISAMISA ALREADY!!" Aizawa shouted with a slam of his hands on the coffee table in front of his chair. "This is the investigation on Kira, understand!? You need to be more serious about it all!!" straitening himself up Aizawa walked over to Misa and grabbed her arm. Matsuda was mumbling apologies but Aizawa just waved him off. "Now girl," A started as he forcibly pushed her into her room, "to your room!"

"Light," she whimpered as she kept the door open from Aizawa pushing it shut on her, "Even if it's the three of us, let's go on a date ok-" But Aizawa slammed the door on her. Aizawa still hadn't faced the room and the silence was undisturbed.

L had hoped everyone wouldn't have noticed the fruit cake-ness of being chained together...

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Ok I'm so sorry about this chapter! It was written under the influence of Port and Modest Mouse 3 3 (soooo good!)

FLABBERGASTED has everything to do with the Port!!! teehee