Seeing Fairies
By: MyNameIsJag and Katea-Nui
Disclaimer: We own nothing that has to do with this franchise…can you just imagine what would happen if we did get our own Transformers show?
Note: This was made up between Katea-Nui and I because we are on drugs that the plot bunnies gave us. It's nothing but pure crack, so don't take anything too seriously. I mean, it's a story about fairies…there isn't anything serious about it. Does contain mech/mech pairings, don't like it, too bad, we do!
A head injury allows Sideswipe to see a whole new world, one that involves seeing fairy versions of the ARK crew running around. Now he has to deal with the vain fairy Prince Sunstreaker and his royal fairy medic Ratchet, all without losing what little sanity he has left.
Chapter 3: I AM THE PRINCE OF ALL FAIRIES!
"Regular talk"
'Fairy talk'
Sideswipe stared around the corner, okay…safe so far…now…all he had to do was get back to the room, strangle some fairies and clean the place up. That way when Sunny found him, everything will be back in their places, it would give him a better chance of living when he had to start begging his brother not to murder him and promising a new paint kit. Maybe throw in some other stuff to, like promising to wax him every morning and night…no pranks for a week…use his skills that are usually reserved for pranking to get some snapshots of Ratch that Sunny's been dying for…
Maybe he would just come off being severely damaged for the rest of his life span instead of dead…maybe…that or it would make his death quicker out of mercy…either option was probably better then what the furious death Lamborghini had in store for him.
He did a quick check again…okay…run for it!
He burst through his berthroom door, doing a tumble halfway in. He paused and glanced around the room, okay…he was doing good so far…
A splash got his attention, it was soon followed by a giggle and a deep chuckle. So the fragging little demons were still here, good.
He crept up on them, can't have them flying away and escaping…looking like a cat…well, a cat that's been drugged with a tranquilizer and is currently coming off a high…a great frontliner he is…a ninja he is not.
But he had managed to get there without being detected, he peered over the drawer containing the stash, yep…there they were…using the still fermenting high grade like a bath, "Gotcha now!"
Both shot up from being startled, the medic being slower from actually being in the substance and from the slight buzz floating around the inside of his helm, consequently getting caught…again…
Sideswipe smiled as he brought the now colorful mech close to his face, "You and me need to have a little chat."
-^_^-Break-^_^-
'Gave him the slip, whoever thought I would be glad for Sunny's homicidal tendencies!'
The fairy flapped his wings harder, he had only managed to escape from being returned back to his Creator by this realm's Sunstreaker, who in his fit of rage while trying to find his brother ended up running straight into the leader.
Probably the first time Prime had ever been ran over in his lifespan, judging by the shocked look on what part you could see on his face.
Laughing to himself, he passed a familiar figure leisurely floating down the hall as though some kind of lost tourist.
'Hi, Sideswipe.'
'Hi, Red.'
The red twin did a brake in midair, shuttered his optics, then rushed back to the mini version of the security director and grabbed him by the shoulders, 'What are you doing here!'
Red Alert truly did looked confused at the question, 'Everyone else was here and I've never been out of the castle…'
'Does anyone know you're here!'
'Besides you…no one.'
(Somewhere in the Fairy Realm)
'RED, I MISS YOU!'
Two servants peered into the youngest prince's room to see his bodyguard huddled in a corner with a doll version of the smallest Lambo clutched to his chassis.
'Um, should we tell the Queen about this?'
'What, that the her littlest sparkling is missing and Inferno is squeezing the life out of a toy that looks just like him like it's a lifeline?'
'WHY RED! I'M SUPPOSED TO PROTECT YOU!'
They both shuttered their optics at the hysterical firetruck, currently rubbing his face against the plushi.
'That can not be healthy…'
'Who cares, Kat, it's funny as pit!'
'I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE WATCHED YOU RECHARGE, YOU LOOK SO PEACEFUL WHEN YOU DO!'
They glanced at each other before they broke into laughter.
(Back to the ARK)
'I really doubt that anybody's noticed I'm gone anyway.'
Sideswipe just stared at his little brother, he was sure their was a certain guard having a fit at the moment…but he couldn't return Red Alert to their Creator without having to go back himself and that would lead him to getting caught.
Sighing, he gave a quick glance around, 'Alright,' he focused on the smaller mech, 'can you get back home on your own and why aren't you freaking out!'
A shrug, 'No one can see me, besides this realm's Prime and other fairies, who are just family members wondering around. So there's no real threat to me.'
'…That…makes sense…but you're still going back home!'
A small pout came from the other, it wasn't fair…because of his glitch, everyone was so protective of him…okay so he was smaller then his brothers…and didn't really know how to fight…but he was so sick and tired of being coddled! Can he have at least one day to explore?
'But I-oof!'
Sideswipe flew back as he watched his brother get caught in a jar, 'What the-', he couldn't believe it, he pointed at the smiling assailant, 'You!'
(Back in Fairy Realm)
Elita-1 peeked around the corner with the servants that had summoned her, 'I had no idea his dedication to Red was so deep.'
'What you call dedication, I call obsession.'
He suddenly sprung onto his feet in a heroic move, well, except with the addition of the doll, 'My Red Alert senses are tingling! He is in trouble!'
The three onlookers waited for him to do something…he did…he broke down and cried again.
'My Queen, I'm going to have to agree with Jag, that is obsession.'
-^_^-Break-^_^-
"So there's fairy versions of everyone?"
Sideswipe rubbed the grey chevron gently, scrubbing away the paint, his brother had commed him earlier…upset that he had to spend time in the brig for running over their commanding officer and gave him a speech of what he was going to do when he got out.
So the red twin was hiding…with fairies…
Translucent grey wings gave a gentle flutter, the fairy medic allowed the bigger mech to clean him off with the cloth…mostly thanks to the high-grade in his systems…and the fact it was integrated into his programs that no matter what happened, he was NOT going to ask his prince to clean him off.
One: Servants don't ask royalty do to such things, two: Sunstreaker is a pervert that would take any opportunity he could to prove it.
Besides, this Sideswipe only find him cute in the sense of, 'you are so adorable I want to keep you as a pet' and not the way their Sideswipe was towards him.
'Yes and no. Those who you call Autobots are part of the Fairy kingdom and the ones you mentioned as, um…'
"Decepticons? Is Megatron running around in a tutu?"
A snort came from the golden mini-Lambo, 'I wish, he is the leader of Imps. Ugly things, I believe they are just jealous of our charms.'
Giggles came from the once again porcelain medic, still being effected from his unplanned dip, the crimson mech just grinned, he hoped that if this version of Ratchet got all cuddly when he was overcharged, then his might too. He wasn't missing the looks that his brother's doppelganger was giving him either, jealous much?
"So no tutu?"
'No tutu. Just a bunch of grouchiness and an adviser who wants to mate with our younger brother.'
"Starscream?"
Both of then nodded, the frontliner just sighed before removing the cloth away from the mini-medic, "So if you came to the is world all the time, why am I just now seeing you?"
'Because you're nuts?'
'It's more likely because of your recent helm injury, it's not an uncommon thing really…it's just most end up going to an institution for claiming they've been seeing fairies.'
"Don't most of them end up in insane asylum?"
'We'll visit you as much as possible.'
At least he won't be alone when the entire ARK sends him off to the crazy house…then again they haven't sent off Red and he had a habit of doing crazy things…so maybe he'll just be put in a room to talk to his imaginary friends.
He blinked at the sudden pulses of anger sent through his sparkbond with Sunstreaker, he must have gotten out early…and was looking for him now.
"Great, I'm either going end up mental or dead…", he glanced down at the mini-Ratchet in his servo, who just stared at him, wings fluttering and sparkles covering his palm…why did dead seem like a better option.
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