Name: Online
Rating: PG
Summary: Rukia has a moment alone on Ichigo's laptop and finds an online romance quiz that will, it says, pair her up with the love of her life. How ... did she get paired with Kurosaki Ichigo?

Author's Notes: Hmm ...

Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach or the characters.Thanks to CrystalRaindrop007 for Beta'ing!

Online

"There is no way in hell that I am taking some stupid love quiz!"

Bright amber eyes flared as they stared into violet ones. His arms were crossed over his chest. Her legs were folded beneath her small body and her thin hands were pressed tightly together in her lap. She glared and he glared back.

"No way!"

The words were out of his mouth before hers even finished opening to beg again. She frowned.

"Ichigo! C'mon!"

"Why!?"

"Because you need a life?"

"Ha! And you don't?"

"No, I'm not taking it. I won't be here on Earth long enough for it to matter."

"Rukia ... "

"Yes?"

"Go dig a hole and die in it."

Ichigo glared harder as Rukia set the laptop in his lap. He continued to glare at her as she wiggled her toes and smiled. He sighed, finally letting his gaze drop to the screen Rukia had pulled up.

She didn't care if he needed a life or not.

This was just the weeks version of 'Let's drive Ichigo insane.'

"If I said no again, what would you do?"

"Oh, lemme see."

Rukia paused and tapped her chin with her fingers, the light shining off her lightly painted nails.

"I would enter it for you, put your name, age and sex on it, then I would answer all the questions completely wrong, and completely ruin your social life."

"I thought so."

Pause ...

"Not doing it."

Rukia grinned and took the laptop from Ichigo and began typing with speed that he was sure she hadn't learned in Soul Society.

Wait ...

Exactly how many of these quizzes had she submitted in his name?!

Ichigo snatched the laptop back so quick that Rukia's eyes went wide and her fingers paused in mid-air. Her mouth was gaping as he began to quickly undo all the information she had typed in.

"If I don't do it myself, you won't let it drop, huh?"

"Nope," she said happily, grinning. It wasn't an I'm-so-cute-hug-me grin, it was a I-am-soo-totally-going-to-ruin-you grin.

"Fine!"

Growling under his breath, Ichigo began to type his name and personal information in; he'd rather have to do this and do it right then let Rukia loose on it. When he finished, still growling, he handed Rukia back the laptop after submitting his profile and walked off into the bathroom, saying he was going to take a shower, and slammed the door so hard that Rukia winced, sure it was going to fall off its hinges.

Maybe it hadn't been a good idea to pester him so much?

Nah. She'd had fun.

Shrugging, she began to prowl around on the website she had gotten from Inoue and smiled when she found her friend's profile. So, Inoue had signed up. Laughing, she looked at the list of Inoue's likes and dislikes, and was sure her friend had turned away many people, who had come prowling because of her profile picture, who saw what kind of food she liked to cook.

"I wonder ... "

Smirking, Rukia clicked on the 'sign up' button and bit her lip, wondering if she really should.

"Why not?"

She began to type, and once she had attached a picture of herself to the submission, why did Ichigo have that picture or her, anyway? she entered it and was sent to her new profile page.

Her mouse was only inches away from the 'log off' button when she noticed the option to 'Pair me up with the love of my life'.

She clicked.

"Oh, this is gonna be good."

After answering a few questions, both from Ichigo, who was in the shower and very afraid of what she was doing, and some questions from the site, she waited for her answer.

Searching ... Searching ... Searching ...

The questions had been pretty hard to answer; she wouldn't doubt that whoever it came up with would be someone good, or like her, or who she would get alone with. But then again, she'd never even so much as e-mail the person, let alone talk to them in person.

Finally, the screen popped up and Rukia eagerly read the words that appeared to her.

"This man will be the love of your life ... blah, blah, blah ... If you are not totally satisfied with your love life after this ... blah, blah, blah ... oh, just tell me who already!"

She was trying to ignore the fact that she was excited about who this man was. Of course, she would never actually meet him, she would make sure, but who did this stupid site tell her that she would be "totally satisfied" with?

"An e-mail has also been sent to the man you have been paired with ... what!?" Her eyes were wide. This was not what she had wanted! "Ah, crap!"

Then, she read the name.

"..."

She gaped.

"No way!"

Then, a smile slowly started to spread over her face. No ... she would shut the computer down quietly and let Ichigo wake up in the morning with an e-mail that said that she was his perfect mate.

That was something she wanted to see. She would have to remember to wake up early to be sure to catch him when he checked his e-mail in the morning.

"Rukia, what the hell are you doin' in there?" Ichigo yelled from behind the closed bathroom door.

Rukia squeaked from surprise and fell onto the floor with a loud thump. Smirking, she shut the computer down and said, "Getting ready for bed, dope!"

"Good. Off the computer!"

"I'm off."

Her smirk grew as she climbed into her closet.

Ooh, yes. This was really going to be good.

Random insanity. I had a lot of fun writing this, though. LOL. Yay for random insanity!

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