Disclaimer:
Me: Hello? Doctor? I need to go to a mental hospital.
Doctor: Why?
Me: I'm going crazy because I don't own Harry Potter.
Sorry, this is a really short chapter. But I hope you like it.
8:10 AM to 8: 15 AM
"Granger, this awkward silence is awkward."
"Gee, I wonder why."
"I'm not kidding."
"I have nothing to say! If I have nothing to say, why should I speak?"
"To end this awkward silence."
Growls. "Well, find out another way to end the awkward silence."
"Granger?"
Grunts.
"Did you realize that we broke the awkward silence by arguing about how to break the awkward silence?"
"…Well, that's coincidental."
"And weird. But at least it broke the awkward silence."
"Yes…"
Awkward silence.
"Now there is more awkward silence, because we don't have anything else to break it."
"Well, Malfoy, maybe we can talk about random things until we don't think that there is anymore awkward silence."
"Normally, I wouldn't stoop as low as talking to you. But right now, I'm desperate to find some way to break the silence so I don't care."
"You really know how to make a girl feel special."
"I have my talents."
"Ever heard of sarcasm?"
"Ever heard of playing along?"
"Touché."
More awkward silence.