Total Drama CN
Episode 2: Know Your Show
Chris: Previously on Total Drama CN, 20 Cartoon Network stars signed up to spend 4 months at a dump of an Island. They soon realized that they would be competing in teams of two. Some teams got along, unfortunately, and good for me most couldn't stand the sight of each other. In the end, Rigby got the boot for being a class-A jerkwad. And Rigby's partner, Bubbles, got a one-way ticket to the final 10. Who will get eliminated? Who will take one step closer to the final 10? And how will they react to the next big twist? Find out up next on Total…Drama…CN!
*Intro*
(Shows the contestants all sleeping soundly)
Chris: Aw, they must be beat from their challenge. It would sure be a shame if someone woke them up. (Plays bugle)
Buttercup: Hey, I'm trying to sleep.
Chris: And I'm trying to host a reality show. Mess hall in 20.
*Confessional*
Eddy: Was he beaten as a child?
*End Confessional*
(In the mess hall, Gumball and Chowder walk in. Chowder looks positively radiant, Gumball looks exhausted.)
Mordecai: Dude, what happened to you?
Gumball: Sharing a room with Chowder. There were so many strange noises. Where were they coming from?
Chowder: I had a good sleep.
Chris: Congratulations campers who made it this far.
Finn: It's only been one day.
Chris: Only 19 people can be here. You should consider yourselves lucky.
Darwin: This is the greatest honor I've ever known.
Chris: I think now is a good time to tell you that this season's prize will be $5,000,000!
(Cue shocked looks from everyone)
*Confessional*
Finn: Holy stuff! $5,000,000 that's like 5,000,000 one-dollar bills.
Eddy: Even I think that's a lot of cash.
Ed: How much gravy can you get with $5,000,000? Double D!
*End Confessional*
Chris: Yeah I know, maybe now you'll step up your game. Meet me on the stage to find out about your challenge.
Anais: Why did you make us come here then?
Chris: Pardon me for trying to get you some exercise, lord knows you need it (pokes Owen's stomach).
Owen: Ha-ha-ha that tickles.
Chris: Welcome to a game I like to call Know Your Show. In this challenge I will ask you all several questions about the first three seasons of Total Drama. The first team to buzz in with the correct answer gets 10 points, however if you answer incorrectly both you and your partner are out of the game.
Kevin: Alright tuna melt, stand back and let me answer all the questions.
Darwin: Yes sir.
Chris: Who was the winner in season 1?
(Darwin buzzes in)
Darwin: 36!
X
Chris: Darwin, Kevin you're out.
Kevin: 36?
Darwin: I panicked.
*Confessional*
Kevin: No matter what I did to anyone did I really deserve sushi platter as a partner?
*End Confessional*
(Finn buzzes in)
Finn: Owen.
Chris: Correct, 10 points for Finn and Penny.
Eddy: Owen, how the heck were you not able to get that first?
Owen: I don't have a good memory.
Eddy: You won $100,000.
Owen: Hey we're still in the game aren't we? I'll get it next time.
Chris: Who was the first couple to kiss?
(Finn buzzes in)
Finn: Lindsay and Tyler.
Chris: Correct, that makes 20 points for Finn and Penny.
(Eddy glares at Owen)
Owen: I'm trying, I'm a human being.
Chris: In episode 8, who faced their fear of snakes?
(Finn buzzes in)
Finn: DJ.
X
Finn: What?
(Eddy buzzes in)
Eddy: Trick question, the fear challenge was in episode 7.
Chris: Correct, with Finn and Penny off the board Eddy and Owen take the lead with 10 points.
*Confessional*
Finn: Okay I got a bit over excited. I was on a roll, this is for $5,000,000.
*End Confessional*
Chris: In all three seasons who holds the record for most episode appearances?
(Heather buzzes in)
Heather: Me.
Chris: Correct, and Heather and Mordecai tie it up.
Mordecai: Way to go Heather.
Chris: Who placed 5th in season 2?
(Chowder goes in to press the buzzer)
*Confessional*
Gumball: Winning wasn't worth spending another night alone with Chowder.
*End Confessional*
(Gumball buzzes in)
Gumball: Mr. Fluffypants.
X
Chris: Um, no dude you're out.
Gumball: Bless you.
Chris: Okay then.
(Mordecai buzzes in)
Mordecai: Harold.
Chris: Mordecai and Heather take the lead. Who was the first one voted out in season 3?
(Buttercup buzzes in)
Buttercup: Duncan.
X
Buttercup: Grrr! (chops podium in half)
(Eddy buzzes in)
Eddy: Duncan quit, Ezekiel was the first one voted off.
Chris: And once again it's tied up. What was the original name for season 3?
(Edd buzzes in)
Edd: Total Drama World Tour.
X
(Duncan slaps him in the back of the head, Edd does the same in response, and they get into a slap fight until Chef breaks them up)
Chris: That's it time-out for both of you.
Edd: He started it.
Chris: I ended it.
(Owen buzzes in)
Owen: Total Drama (singing) The Musical.
Chris: Correct.
Eddy: Hey you aren't completely useless after all.
Owen: Thanks.
Chris: Who was the first contestant to arrive on the island in season 1?
(Blossom buzzes in)
Blossom: Gwen.
Gwen: No!
X
(Jake buzzes in)
Jake: Duncan.
X
Chris: Can anyone get this right?
(Heather buzzes in)
Heather: Beth.
Chris: Correct. Owen, Eddy, Heather, and Mordecai you guys are going to the finals of this challenge. On your podiums you'll find pictures of every contestant from season 1, your job is to arrange them in the order they were eliminated. If a contestant is in the wrong place you'll be docked a point. Whoever has the most points are the winners and get to stay at the luxury cabin, and the losers will be up for elimination. Alright, go.
Owen: So I'm pretty sure he was first.
Eddy: Yeah he was.
Owen: Then him?
Eddy: No her.
Owen: Oh right.
Mordecai: Doesn't he go here?
Heather: I'm pretty sure he goes here.
Mordecai: Are you sure?
Heather: No wait, you're right.
Eddy: Then it was you and I think we have it.
(Eddy and Owen lock in their answers)
Heather: Does this look right to you?
Mordecai: Yes, lock it in.
(Heather and Mordecai lock in their answers)
Chris: Now I'll check the orders you came up with. Eddy, Owen you guys got 18 out of 22 correct.
Eddy: Yes!
Chris: Heather, Mordecai if you can beat that you win. If you can't you lose. And you guys got a score of….
22 out of 22, you win.
Heather: Woohoo!
Mordecai: Yeah!
Chris: Eddy, Owen one of you is going home. And one of you is going to the final 10. You'll find that out tonight see you then.
*Confessional*
Kevin: Owen, he doesn't seem to be of any use to me.
Edd: At this point, Owen is just taking up space, literally and figuratively (laughs) oh Eddward.
Gumball: If both Chowder and Owen stay here the camp's food supply would be empty in a week.
*End Confessional*
Chris: You both fought valiantly, however one of you has to be sent packing and that person is…..
Owen.
Owen: Well, I tried that's all anyone can ask of me.
Eddy: See you man.
Chris: Congratulations Eddy you're in the final 10.
*Confessional*
Eddy: Is it sad? Sure. Is it tragic? No, Owen may have been my partner, but I'm not going to get hung up on him. I'm going to keep playing this game and I'm bringing home the five-million.
Kevin: 36?
Edd: I'm happy for Eddy, now I just need to get this monkey off my back also known as Duncan.
Kevin: 36?
Finn: I made a mistake earlier, but from now on I'm going to stay completely focused and not screw up.
Kevin: Thirty-stinking-six!
*End Confessional*
Chris: As another day closes another contestant takes the walk. Will Kevin get rid of Darwin? Will Edd and Duncan ever get along? And who will take the next ride on the boat of losers? Find out next time on Total…Drama…CN!
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