Total Drama CN
Episode 3: Cuff Luck
Chris: Last time on Total Drama CN, the contestants were tested on how much they knew about the show that they signed up for. Edd and Duncan continued with their bickering, and Mordecai and Heather gained some trust in each other by winning the challenge. At the end of the day, season one winner, Owen was sent home for his lack of knowledge. But the biggest surprise of the night came when everyone found out that they're competing for $5,000,000. How will this affect their strategies? Find out right now on Total…Drama…CN.
*Intro*
(Everyone is in the mess hall being served their food)
*Confessional*
Blossom: Buttercup may be my sister, but she has a slight anger problem.
*End Confessional*
Buttercup: What do you mean you're out of ketchup? (Throws Chef through window)
Duncan: Girl's got an arm.
Ed: Buttercup scares Ed.
(Gumball is looking sad)
Mordecai: What's up with him?
Finn: Penny, that's what.
Gumball: I just don't know what to do.
Mordecai: Have you tried talking to her.
Gumball: Every time I do I always get nervous and something bad happens.
Finn: You know I sometimes catch her looking at you.
Gumball: Really? Okay I'm going in. (Gets up) Hey Penny I- (slips on food and falls in trash can) you know what, never mind.
*Confessional*
Gumball: That could have gone better
*End Confessional*
Chris: How's everyone doing today?
Eddy: The food stinks, there are bugs everywhere, and the host is annoying.
Chris: Fantastic! Today's challenge will be an interesting one. Follow me to find out more.
*Confessional*
Gwen: Whenever Chris says "interesting" he either means dangerous or disgusting, sometimes both.
*End Confessional*
Chris: Today's challenge will test the trust between you and your partner. Also your ability to not tear each other's faces off.
Duncan: It's going to be hard.
Edd: I'll say.
Mordecai: Yeah, we get it you don't like each other. Just zip it already.
Chris: Thank you. Anyway each team will be searching for a key. That key will unlock the cuffs keeping you together.
Finn: We're going to be wearing handcuffs?
Chris: It's like you set me up for this stuff. Not on your hands, you'll be wearing them on your ankles. Now everyone put them on. (They all do so) Now you have to find a key that will unlock their cuffs. The first team to find it, cross the finish line, and then unlock their chains will win immunity and get to stay in the luxury cabin.
Anais: We have to find a small key in this giant island? Why don't you just make us find a needle in a haystack?
Chris: Hmm, not a bad idea. Alright get moving.
Buttercup: Let's go! (Starts running at high-speed while dragging Ed)
Ed: Mommy!
*Confessional*
Edd: Wow compared to Ed's, my partner looks almost mentally stable.
*End Confessional*
Edd: Look Duncan I don't like you and you don't like me, but the bird's right we need to find some common ground or else we won't be here much longer.
Duncan: It feels like acid on my tongue saying it, but you're right. How about we try to get along for this challenge, if it doesn't work we can go back to hating each other's guts.
Edd: Agreed, now let's find that key.
*Confessional*
Edd: Do I like Duncan? No. Do I respect Duncan? Also no. Do I trust Duncan? See above. Do I have a choice? I'm not quite sure.
*End Confessional*
Darwin: Mr. Kevin, why are we sitting in a bush next to the finish line?
Kevin: All in good time smoked salmon.
Darwin: Mr. Kevin.
Kevin: What?
Darwin: My leg's asleep.
Kevin: Like your head.
Darwin: Mr. Kevin.
Kevin: What?
Darwin: I have to go to the bathroom.
Heather: Mordecai, I think the key's in that cave.
Mordecai: I'll go in first, don't go in until I say it's safe. (He goes in)
Heather: Is it safe?
Mordecai: There's no key, but I did find something.
Heather: What?
Mordecai: Bear! (Screams)
Heather: (Screams, they run away)
Duncan: I have an idea.
*Confessional*
Edd: And that's when I got worried, but we were a team and I had to hear him out.
*End Confessional*
Duncan: How about you climb up that tree to get a better vantage point.
Edd: You think that I will be able to see a small key better from higher up.
Duncan: That's what I'm thinking, yes.
Edd: What if I fall?
Duncan: Don't worry I'll be right here.
Edd: Alright here I go. (He starts climbing up)
Duncan: Try not to fall.
Edd: Oh gee thanks, I was kind of thinking about it.
Duncan: You see anything?
Edd: Yes, I can see the key shining over there.
Duncan: Okay jump down. (Sees Mordecai and Heather run by, screaming) What's their problem? (Sees bear, screams, runs away)
Edd: Duncan. (Lands on bear) Oh hello. (The bear stops and grabs Edd by his shirt) I don't suppose you could just put me down and we could forget this ever happened. (The bear throws him into the distance)
Darwin: Please, Mr. Kevin.
Kevin: No!
Darwin: But I really have to go.
Kevin: Tough.
Darwin: Please.
Kevin: Fine you can go, just make it quick okay.
Darwin: It was.
Kevin: Aaaaa-
Aaaaaah.
Chowder: What was that?
Gumball: Stay focused Chowder. We have to find that key.
Chowder: I don't know much about keys, unless they're made of mashed potatoes. I could go for some mashed potatoes right now. When's lunch?
Gumball: (Snaps fingers) Focus, do you have any idea how to find the key?
Chowder: Let me try, ahem. Mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi.
Gumball: *Facepalm*
*Confessional*
Gumball: *Facepalm*
*End confessional*
Buttercup: Where is that stupid key?
Ed (crying): I don't know, I don't know!
(Mordecai, Heather and Duncan Run by screaming)
Bear: (Roars at Buttercup)
Buttercup: Grrr!
(Bear runs away)
Duncan: I don't blame him.
Buttercup: Now let's keep moving.
Ed: Please help me.
Mordecai: Poor guy.
Heather: But better him than us.
Duncan: Double-D, Double-D. Where are you? (He finds him lying face down) Oh there you are.
(He raises his head to reveal the key stuck in the gap of his teeth)
Duncan: The key!
Edd: What? Where?
Duncan: Um hold still for a sec.
Edd: Wait, Wh-(Pulls key out) Ah! I think you chipped my teeth.
Duncan: It can't be that bad.
(Edd smiles showing he's missing a tooth)
Duncan: Yep, you're good. Okay, let's go.
*Confessional*
Edd: ith there anything wrong with my fathe? Why did I just lithp?
*End Confethional*
Chris: If Edd and Duncan can cross the finish line and unhook their chains they win the game.
Edd: Don't you think we thould thlow down a bit.
Duncan: What are you worried about man.
Kevin: Now fish-breath, grab on to that tree.
(Edd and Duncan trip over Kevin and Darwin's chain, Kevin grabs their key)
Kevin: For me? You shouldn't have.
(Kevin and Darwin cross the finish line and unlock their cuffs)
Chris: Kevin and Darwin win immunity.
Edd: I knew we thould have thlowed down.
Duncan: Shut your mouth geek.
Chris: Somehow I think they're better off this way. (Picks up microphone) Attention players, the game is over. Meet me at the campfire pit to find out who goes home.
Buttercup: This is all your fault.
Ed: I'm so sorry.
*Confessional*
Eddy: Okay, Enough is enough. She's gone way to far.
*End Confessional*
(Everyone is in the campfire pit)
Edd (To Chef): Do you think you can put my thith tooth back in my head? (Chef nods) Doeth it hurt? (Chef nods)
Chris: You've all cast your votes and now we'll find out which one of you will take the walk. Darwin and Kevin have immunity so you are safe. The marshmallows go to…
Edd…
Duncan…
Gumball…
Chowder…
Jake…
Anais…
Blossom…
Gwen…
Heather…
Mordecai…
Ed, Buttercup one of you is going home and one of you is going to the final 10…
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Ed…
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You're safe.
Ed: Yay!
Buttercup: Grr!
Chris: "Grr" all you want, but you seriously need some professional help.
Buttercup: Fine who needs this show, I'm out of here.
Blossom: She took that better than I thought. Maybe she's working on her anger. (Buttercup throws a rock at her, she ducks it) Then again, maybe not.
*Confessional*
Ed: Ed is happy once more!
Edd: Good riddance I say, it feels good to pronounce S's again. She sells sea shells down by the seashore.
Chowder: I don't think you should be here if you're crazy… I like bacon.
Darwin: Yay! I get to spend the night in the luxury cabin. Mr. Kevin says I have to sleep on the floor, but I'm sure the floor is very comfortable.
Kevin: What? I don't want the bed smelling like fish.
*End Confessional*
Chris: Kevin and Darwin won the challenge, Buttercup got voted off, and Ed gets into the final 10. What happens next? You'll have to watch to find out, next time on Total Drama CN!
AN: Sorry it took so long guys. I hope it was worth the wait. Remember, I'm open to suggestions for challenges. See you next time.