Jasper: Where's Edward Ali?

Ali: Someplace.

Jasper: WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY BROTHER!

Ali: Well I'm not going to tell you because you two ganged up on me last time!

Jasper: You ate Edward!

Ali: ... No... Did you get into Carlisles drug cabinet or did Emmett just get to you?

Jasper: Emmett is a little bit more... special than usual.

Ali: How so?

Jasper: He took all of Carlisles drugs, got sugar, and then ate them. He then did stuff that if he were normal right then watching himself even he would have thought it was stupid. And he may seem completely different too.

Ali: WOW!

Emmett: What are you guys talking about?

Jasper and Ali: You.

Emmett: 10 times 10= 100.

Jasper: Did he just say something smart?

Ali: Yes he did. EVERYONE GET OUT HERE AND SEE THIS!

Rosalie: What did Emmett do this time?

Edward: He said WHAT! By the way thank you for freeing me. But... HE SAID WHAT!

Esme: You welcome and... What did he say?

Carlisle: Probably something about how he's a pixie like Alice... Alice... I didn't mean to make fun of you... stop looking at me like that... ALICE! I DIDN"T MEAN IT LIKE THAT!

Alice: *grumble*You better have not.*grumble*

Bella: What is it!

Ali: Emmett say what you just said.

Emmett: 10 times 10= 100.

Everyone:*gasp!*

Carlisle: Maybe those drugs did help him... I'm going out to get more after Ali says the disclaimer.

Ali: You'll never make me! I OWN TWILIGHT!

Everyone: Ali say the disclaimer!

Ali: NEVER!

Everyone: *growl* Say the disclaimer*growl*

Ali:... Fine just don't bite me... I don't own Twilight. And if any songs, quotes, etc. belongs to the rightful owner. You're ALL lucky I don't have matches, baseball bats or... Oooo... a crowbar! This is going to get interesting... COME HERE VAMPIRES!

Vampires: AHHHH!

Ali: Enjoy the story!*running after vampires and then hits them over the heads*

Wake Up Call:

Jasper's POV:

Us guys have to go do guy time because the girls are going to have a surprise for all of us for when I... I mean we get back... haha... Any way back to the point. the guy time they chose for us was to go hunting because they didn't get their fill and I was getting a little thirsty myself... The girls are up to something and I don't know what.

Edward what are they up to? I just have to know!, I thought to my brother.

" They blocked their thoughts from me so I don't know. It's very frustrating," Edward said with a deep frown and waves of frustration and confusion coming off of him. I didn't bother calming him because it wasn't something to worry about.

I need to find out... maybe Alice is going to get me the horse I always wanted! YAY!, I thought trying to keep it from Eddie boy here.

"Quit calling me Eddie boy!,"Edward growled.

Oops.

Raven's POV:

I woke up on something soft... SOFT! I was supposed to wake up on the hard earth that I knew all to well. Something was up... Where's Leo! I have to find him otherwise sis will never forgive me.. even if she's dead.

I swing my legs to the side noticing it was a bed. It had been a long time since I had been on one of these... Memories they stick with you if you want them to... usually.

I felt my way to the door through the carpet. I may use the other three elements to see but earth helped me a lot. I felt because the smell of vampires were thick in the air and I didn't want them to know I could see. The hallway was wood. That made it easier to see. Wood had earth.

I felt two cold hands grab my shoulders. They must be fooled... why were these hands so small? Was there an Immortal Child! The Volturi would come for sure... Wait. They weren't shaking like the last on I saw. This must be a small teen. I felt relieved.

"Your awake,"A motherly voice said. The same voice from last night. Better play along.

"Where am I?," I said using my very practiced confused voice. Worked so well I thought I was confused. But that only lasted for a second. I already knew where I was... In the famous Cullen house. I knew this was it because I couldn't here any cars nearby.

"You're at our house sweetie," the motherly voice said. I brought back the lose of my mothers.

"I don't know why you had to bring her back," a harsh voice said in vampire speed so I pretended not to notice. They didn't know that I was far more superior than them.

"Hush up Rose!," A tinkly voice said behind me."Allow me to introduce us. Esme could you speak up?"

"Hello," The motherly one said. Esme.

"Rosalie speak up?," The tinkly voice said.

"Hey," The harsh one spoke. Rosalie.

"And I'm Alice," the tinkly voice said in a high pitched voice. I had to cover my ears so it wouldn't hurt so bad. Alice.

"Who might you be?,"Esme asked as if she would know the secrets of the world if I answered.

"I'm Raven," I said my current name. Might as well because Jasabella was the past.

"Nice to meet you Raven," Alice and Esme said simultaneously. As expected Rosalie didn't say anything at all. Must be a bitchy blond. Hate them!

"Do you know where my kitten is?," I asked hoping they didn't eat him.

"Meow!,"Leo actually said 'Here!'

He's safe. Now I don't have to kill to get him back.

"Come here Leo!," I called to my nephew.

"Please cat's don't follow-,"Rosalie cut off because Leo leaped into my waiting arms.

"You were saying? Cats don't listen right?,"I said being sarcastic as possible.

Alice burst out laughing and fell to the floor. I looked in the direction I heard her fall. She stopped laughing as soon as I did this.

"I thought you couldn't see."

"I can't. Why do you ask?," I asked wondering what I could have done to make her ask.

"Because you looking me dead in the eye. Blind people don't do that," Alice said getting up.

"I always look in the direction of what I hear or who is speaking and sometimes to who I'm speaking to."

"Interesting,"Esme said.

"Your not human are you?," Alice burst out. She then clasped her hands over her mouth.

I sighed,"No."

"What are you then ?,"Rosalie sneered. Bitch!

"A thing that is Immortal like you vampires," I said in my 'your-pissing-me -off' look.

"What I mean is what type of immortal are you?," Rosalie asked in a 'don't-play-with-me' voice.(AN:In my story there are mermaid, faeries, and witches. The Cullens know of them but no one else) Wow... Bitch is hard to please isn't she?

"Nothing you know about. Just call me a shifter and element controller if you will,"I said in a very bored voice(AN:I watched The Last Bender[TV series] and put some modifications for the Blind)... What was there to do! Ding! Pranks is the thing I should do... Or story telling... Story telling would be fun if there was a prank at the and they would be my stories. Decided!

"Okay I'll tell you my story... But questions are at the end of the story," I said sitting own. I told them of my brother from over 300 years ago... How I was changed during the Civil War... How I helped a young vampire find his way... and meeting a boy who was very brotherly. But I told nothing of what I was. As soon as I was done with my story I heard the back door slide and a booming voice say my old name...

Jasper's POV:

We were heading back from the hunt to our house. I couldn't wait to see the surprise. Was it a new Wii? Or maybe it was a trip to Hawaii!

"Dumb-ass! We can't go to Hawaii!,"Edward said.

Get out of my head!, I mentally yelled to him.

We neared the house and I heard a very familiar voice... she was a figment of my imagination! Get it out of your head Jasper!

Everyone froze. Emmett was the first to move. He ran as fast as he could to the house and cried Jasabella... It couldn't be... My Jasabella?

Edward was the next to unfreeze. He walked slowly to the door unlike Emmett. Instead of yelling he shrieked Jasabella... When did he shriek? I know he's feminine but really!

"Shut up!,"Edward yelled out to me in a threatening tone. At least I didn't shriek like a girl. "I mean it!"

Carlisle finally became unfrozen unlike myself. He went in the door and said Jasabella as if it were a blessing... It probably was because it sounded like brotherly love.

Time for me to see if this was my Jasabella they were talking about. Besides felt left out. It wasn't a very good feeling because I ran to the door every one entered and froze at the sight before me.

My Jasabella...

To be continued...

Ali:Cliffhanger! Review and you'll get... a hug from Emmett(virtual people!) So review review review! You might get lucky and get the next chapter to read really soon if you review.*says while beating Carlisle for making her say the damn disclaimer*

Carlisle: I'm sorry but it had to be- OW!... done...

Ali: I don't care! It was torture. And if I had to be tortured all of you get to be tortured too.

Emmett:Why do I have to give the hug?

Ali: Because you most like the teddy bear.

Rosalie: What have these drugs done to my husband?

Alice: It's okay Rose.

Ali:Muahahahahaha!*continues to hit Carlisle*

Edward: Why are you like this?

Ali: ... I don't know... Maybe because you made me say the damn disclaimer!*thunks Edward and Jasper with crowbar*

Edward and Jasper: OW!

Alice: I don't like that you made me and Jasper breakup.

Ali: Well it wouldn't have made a good story now would it?

Alice: I don't care!

Ali: Take this for dissing my story!* bangs Alice with a frying pan*

Emmett: Where did the frying pan come from?

Ali: He just keeps getting smarter and smarter...*hits Emmett with frying pan and crowbar repeatedly* Give me back my brother!

Please make this Emmett wrong be righted and help me beat the crap out of him. He needs it to become the gullible goof everyone knows and loves. Pick up a crowbar or frying pan and help him. And remember... You have to review to help him. Do it for him! :)