Ali: I don't know what their talking about when they say I don't own Twilight. I do!
Edward: No you don't.
Ali: Oh look. The voice of reason!
Edward: And what are you supposed to say?
Ali: I'll say it if you... Get in a clown suit, dance around like a monkey with pie in it's face, while Alice videotapes it!
Alice: Thank Carlisle this is happening!
Esme: I'm still not happy he's gay.
Alice: He's gay!
Emmet: That's old news Alice... And you call yourself a future seer!
Ali: Anyway! Edward... Do it!
Edward:*Dances around in clown suit like a monkey with pie in his face while Alice shot the whole thing* Now will you say it?
Ali: No!
Carlise: I'll give you a shot if you don't.
Ali: I don't own Twilight or anything else that belongs to other people. enjoy...
Chapter 7:
Revenge
Raven's Pov:
I had planned my revenge on Carlisle for calling me Jasabella. He was never going to do it again! I giggled at the thought of his girly squeals that I haven't heard in over 300 years. This was going to be good. But I don't know his punishment so I made mine similar to the one I pulled off when we were... innocent... ish... Okay when we were at that stage I kinda... pushed him down a well... no big deal.
"Hey Carlise want to walk a bit?," I asked after completing my trap.
"Okay?," Carlisle said a bit reluctant. He knew that when I said you were going to pay for something you were going to pay really pay bad. Like you'll find you favorite thing on fire.
All the boys know this by heart. They know my levels. 1-10. 10 being death. But that's saved for people threatening my family. 1 is when your new to this. 2 is worse but better than most things I do. 3 is when they get me pissed. 4 is when they something bad about my friend or something in the order to get them there. 5 is when you get me really pissed. 6 is when you piss me off and do something bad. 7 is the level that Emmett usually has. 8 is when he gets really annoying. 9 is when someone pushes me to edge. Carlisle's gonna get level is 3... Oh yeah!
"What are you going to do?," Carlisle said in a shaky voice.
I got into feeling of the well and picked him up. I ran to it as fast as I could. Little did he know I that I had a tape recorder! Yes everyone will hear his girly screams!
"Bella!," He yelled in his manly voice.
" Carlisle. You have broken one of the main laws I have set for you. You must be punished," I said with a deadly voice. With that I threw him in the well hearing his girly squeal and sealed it up.
I heard a faint 'I'll get you for this' But I ignored it. I sat there for 30 minutes before letting him out. Once he climbed out I felt something familiar and horrifying. I hide it very easily.
"I'll race you Carlisle!," I took of hearing him trample after me. I was going to make sure everyone was safe. Everyone from what I felt lurk in the shadows behind us. I won of course.
"No fair! You got a head start!," Carlisle whined.
"Don't hate!," I said in a simple voice. I walked into the house with the smell of meat in the air. I repressed a growl and the urge to shift. I wasn't going to change in front of them. Or show them the amazing things I could do. That would all be on last resort. "Yo Crow, Leo!"
They came down stairs immediately. They both know I don't play. I looked at the family laying and talking calmly with each other. I decided to tell them of my discovery. Luckily my nephew was in human form.
"Okay I got out to the well and threw my brother Carlisle in. After I let him out I felt him lurking about," I said speaking in Jagged speed so the vampires won't pick up ion what we were saying.
"There are two hims. Which one are we tlking about?," Crow asked with a hardened face.
"Macavity," I whispered. And it got a bit darker at the sound of his name.
"Creepy," Leo whispered super quietly.
"We should get some of the Rebels back at camp to come with us and help us patrol," I said out loud.
"You know we can't go Auntie. We'll be crow-food if we goo back!," Leo said with worry while looking for Macavity.
"We'll keep it to ourselves for now. But keep a look out ,alright?"
They nodded their heads.
Jasper's Pov:
I felt strange feelings from Bella when she came back with Carlisle. Worry, hate, shock, tense, and ready. But there was fear. She was never afraid but whatever it was it must be bad. I couldn't figure out what was making her feel these things. And then she called Leo and Crow down stairs and they huddled up like a football team before a play. I didn't hear a thing.
After 2 minutes I felt from Leo: fear, shock, worry, and tense. He was very afraid because this was coming of in ocean waves. But for Crow it was: readiness, worry, shock, tense, hate, and fear. This was very bad. They were always carefree and whatnot. Them feeling like this was a bad sign.
"Hey Bella," I called her over. I was going ask about what was troubling her.
She sat next to me and and listened to the TV. Then one of my favorite song came on. That Catalyst.
God bless us everyone,
we're a broken people livin' on a loaded gun!
And it can't be outfought,
it can't be outdone,
it can't be outmatched,
it can't be outrun,
NO!
I felt Bella tense a little under my arm. What had gotten into her? Then Emmett changed the channel. That... Calm down Jazz. Your going to loose it if you don't... in... and out. Good.
I know weird but it worked every time. I was on the brink of loosing control of myself. I was not going to rip his head off. I kept repeating it until I was fully calm.
"Wow Jasper. You seem more like a therapist than a tough war soldier,"Edward said with a laugh.
Okay Mr. Nice-Guy was through! Edward was sooo gonna pay for that! I lunged at him. He ducked out of the way I made for another lung when The big bad Esme was in front of me... gulp.
"Jasper," She said in a deadly voice. When Esme's mad she's MAD. No bullshit. "I thought I told you no roughhousing in the house."
"I didn't mean to Mom. I'm sorry," I said using my power very little so she would forgive me and gave her my cutest look. It usually worked. Then I heard a snap outside. But everyone was inside. What the fuck is going on?
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