Disclaimer: If I owned it, do you really think I'd be writing Kingdom Hearts fanfiction? HUH?! Hmph, that's what I thought.

Warning: This story contains shounen-ai/yaoi, drug addicts, alcoholics, stalkers and a bunch of other stuff… yup, it's just a lovely field of flowers ain't it?

A/N: So insane, it's almost normal? This chapter is mostly at the expense of Zexion and Ansem, with a bit of that of Sora and Demyx.

tehlibbyness: Yeah, I actually have a list of things Axel will do to prevent the whole Roxas/Cloud thing, I'm going to go through them one by one. XD
Midnight808: Yup, killed her parents. Haha, like the Leon/Sora past I'll be writing, you'll be seeing exactly what Selphie little incident was like at well. Almost every character is going to have a chapter explaining their past.
RaiPhownix015: Right? You'll see in the later chapters just what Sora and Leon went through and what lengths Roxas went to, to prevent them from doing anything. As for the Roxas/Cloud thing, I'm experimenting. If it doesn't end up flowing right, then well, Axel will be VERY happy.
purple crystal dagger: Exactly. It's just a matter of time.
Lalala12345: I wanted to make at least one character like psychotic-crazy, and Selphie just seemed fit the role so perfectly, then bam, we end up with a sugar-high murdering cutie!
Atavan.Halen: I'm glad you like it so much.

Once again, the title and chapter titles have absolutely nothing to do with the story.

Potato Chips and Pixie Sticks

Chapter 2: How many times do I have to tell you? Inanimate objects can't move on their own! Oh, and everyone with silver hair is a bastard.

Demyx had been staring strait into the pool for an hour now, every 5 minutes or so he would scream, "dance! Water Dance!" in what he thought was a melodious tune (which also sounded to painful shrieks to others). Then afterwards he would turn around to whine to Zexion, pointing an accusing finger at the water. Ansem (apparently some kind of control-freak) was watching Demyx, amused, and of course, Zexion was watching Ansem watch Demyx… in irritation.

3rd Person Limited to Zexion

Demyx was annoying him, and that silver haired freak (but Zexy you have silver(-blue) hair too!) watching him like a hawk. How dare he look at Demyx for so long! How DARE HE!? Wait… how dare he? Was… dare Zexion say it… jealous?! No! That couldn't be right! Zexion was strait. 100 strait. He even had a girlfriend, some bitch named Larxene. Aww, crap. He'd promised at something or another to stop calling her that, but then again, why should he? Zexion knew, for a fact that she was cheating on him with some pink-haired pansy named Marluxia. The only reason they were still together was because Zexion didn't really care… wait. WERE they together?

Now that he thought about it, Larxene and Marluxia would always get cozy in public a lot, the public being him…and it wasn't like they did anything couple like. All they really did when they were together was… god forgive… talk… ABOUT BOYS… (ok so all he really did was sit and nod occasionally, but he still sat through all of them!) SHIT! He WAS gay! Well, for all that's holy! If he had to be gay he sure as hell wasn't going to be gay with Demyx! He stormed out of the pool area mentally cursing, ignoring Demyx's hollered pleas for him to stay.

No! No! No! God be damned if Zexion was going to let Demyx invade his love life, like he had already done so with his sleep hours! In fact Zexion made it a goal to get heavily involved with the next male he saw. Unfortunately, considering it was nighttime, not many people were around. He only saw a few guests walking around and they were all females. Zexion stopped to think for a moment… where would there be some people around at night…, of course! The bar! He headed off in direction of the bar.

Surprisingly, the only occupants in the bar were some brunette girl, who was maniacally laughing about something, a black headed girl with a headband, who was shoving some sugar marinated contraption down her throat, and another small brunette… boy. Bingo. Zexion had his target.

Now… to work his magic, he needed to be along with the boy… he had it! He quickly went to the cafeteria and snuck into the kitchen. There, he pulled out the brown sugar, white sugar, confectionary sugar, and every other sweet thing he could find. Then, he compressed the disgustingly sweet mixture into two small balls and attached both of them to two fishing lines (where did he get them you ask? They were one of his many items used to inflict pain upon him, of course!) He headed back towards the bar, at the entrance he waves the two ungodly sweet lures around.

He watched as Selphie and Yuffie suddenly both went stiff, he could hear the boy's concerned voice, "Selphie…? Yuffie? Hey guys, what's wrong?"

Sora's PoV

I don't know what's happening! Yuffie and Selphie just froze all of sudden! I wave my hands in front of their faces, but no response.

Crash!

Ouch. I fall out of my seat as Selphie and Yuffie abruptly stand up (Selphie being the one who caused me to tilt back). This is really weird…WHAT THE FUCK?!

Normal PoV

Selphie's and Yuffie's heads slowly turn around (ONLY their heads), their eyes start to glow red, their faces become dark and drool leaks from their mouths.

Sora looked on in fright; he was too scared to even scream. This was at a traumatizing level! He slowly scurried backwards until his back hit the wall and gulped.

Zexion, at this point, was a little freaked out. Sure, he expected the girls to take the bait, but he didn't expect them to turn into sugar-thirsty…monsters. For the next couple of seconds, the only thing that moved was the drool coming out of the girls mouths. Then a split second later, Zexion made a run for it. The girls followed him, or more specifically the smell of concentrated sugar.

Sora was beyond confused, oh and don't forget scared. After the girls suddenly darted out of the room, he crawled behind the bar counter, curled into a ball and started whimpering. If Sora wasn't in such a state of shock, he would've noticed there was a figure, not even a foot away from him, doing the same, the bartender.

3rd Person Limited to Zexion

Zexion ran. He ran like his life depended on in. And, well, it did. He felt like he was in one of those horror movies with crazy animals chasing him in the jungle like he was a piece of meat. And he was right to feel like that, because it described his current situation perfectly. Ideas were rapidly spewing through his mind, should he toss the balls over deck? No! That would change anything! It might even make it worse! The scent was already on him, if the predators found him without the items, they might tear him apart! Or they might already be so beyond sense that they might even mistake him for the food and eat him! Oh, hell no! Sure, he was kind of suicidal, but that was NOT the way he wanted to die. There was no way he was going to let two crazy girls EAT him!

Zexion skid around the next corridor, surprisingly he'd somehow ended up back at the pool, Demyx and Ansem weren't there anymore. Bah, the blond idiot had probably gone to find him and that other freak most likely followed the retard.

"Zexy?" Zexion turned his head in the direction of the voice. Turns out, Demyx and Ansem were actually still there, just in the little kiddy pool on the side. It seemed Demyx was worried about Zexion, because he was sweating profusely (and Zexion never sweats). He spared a second long glance to Ansem who just had an eyebrow raised.

He heard the girls' or at this point animals' cries of war… oh no. They were getting closer. Time was running out. 'Think, Zexion, think! You don't want your life to end like this, do you?! HELL NO!'

After a few more seconds, Zexion had it! He ran towards the two men/boys, whatever, and he quickly grabbed of one of Demyx's hands, "Z-Zexy?!" and shoved the sugar monstrosities into Ansem's chest, "what the hell is this, boy?!" He could hear the foot steps getting closer, so he pulled Demyx with him, "Zexy?!" and jumped into the deep end pool, "What th- gurglegurgle"

3rd Person Limited to Ansem

Before Ansem could say another word, he was interrupted with startling battle cries of, "SUGAR! WE EAT! SUUUUUUGGGGGGARRRRRRRRRRR!!!" He sweat dropped. He wasn't sure why, but he felt his body go cold and was very afraid. Everything went quiet… then a foot appeared at the pool entrance. Ansem nearly fainted at the site, … two… girls? With glowing red eyes, shadows glooming over their faces and rivers of drool flowing from their mouths. They didn't seem to be looking for him so he sighed relief, then their heads turned to stare strait at him… their mouths curved into smiles.

Why would they be going after him, he cursed. Then he smelt the sickly sweet scent radiating from his chest… shit, they were balls of sugar?! He glared at the pool, THAT SILVER HAIRED BASTARD! (Well, he was silver haired too, but he didn't have that annoying 'I think I'm so cool' blue tint!) Wait! This wasn't the time to be cursing some emo! He had to find out some way to get of this alive… ugh rain. Wait… rain? Wasn't he in a indoor pool? A sudden chill ran out through his whole body. He slowly looked up…into the distorted faces of the two now unrecognizable girls… it was too late.

Normal PoV

That night, everyone awake stopped what they were doing and everyone sleeping woke up to an ear-shattering scream of horror and pain.

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