I am terribly sorry for the long wait! I have tried to post this chapter since last saturday, but there was something wrong so it didn't work out...
It is here now though, so ENJOY!
Chapter 2:
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S: We are back Hogwarts, with another Great Broadcasting of Pranks and Enjoyful Ways of Disturbance!
J: Shouldn't we shorten that name Pads?
R: I agree. The name's way too long for a radio show.
S: What? We all agreed on that name! After all, it was my brilliant idea for a name when we first thought of starting this show!
J: Honestly Pads, we only agreed on that name because you said that you'd throw yourself out from the Astronomy Tower if we didn't...
R: Yeah and that was after you had threatened us with the Imperius curse...
P: That was really scary Padfoot...
S: Lies! I would never do such a thing! Hehehe, you should have seen your face Wormtail!
J: That was hilarious!
R: Oh shut it Prongs! You were just as pale as Wormtail!
S: Pale as Wormtail? HAHAHA! I love your unintentional rhymes Moony!
R: Just shut up, Padfoot!
J: Oy! The only reason I was so "pale" was you put it, was because I wouldn't stand loosing Pads!
S: Aw, Prongsie!
J: But it would be fun to see how many times you could change from your human form to your anim-
R: Shhh! James, we're on the air remember? All of Hogwarts can hear us!
J: Oooh! Right...
S: yeah Prongsie! You almost spoiled our big secret, about us being ani-
P & R: Shhh!
J: Hah! Now you almost did it Pads!
R: Lets just get to todays agenda!
S: Agenda? Moony, even you should think that the phrase "todays agenda" is too geeky. Even for you...
R: It's not that bad
J: I'm sorry Moony, but... It IS that bad...
P: It is pretty geeky...
R: Really?
J: Moony, even Wormtail think that it's too geeky...
S: Just... stop using it Moony... For your fellow Marauders sake...
R: Oh shut up Padfoot!
P: Please stop using it?
R: Fine! Lets just, ehrm, move on then!
S: Yes! Let us move on, my dearest friends, let us move on!
J: Pads, you sound like professor Binns...
R: He does, doesn't he?
S: Shut it my dear Prongsie!
J: Still getting professor Binns vibes here Pads
S: …
R: Could you get to the point Sirius?
S: Of course! Now, our first prank at Hogwarts. Memories, memories...
J: It was quite a good prank! I mean, we were just first graders!
R: It wasn't too kind towards our herbology teacher though...
P: It was kind of fun.
J: You were scared out of your wits Wormtail. And all we did was to throw a couple of garden gnomes into some of the green houses...
R: You mean you and Padfoot threw garden gnomes into the green houses!
J: You were with us! You helped us plan it too!
R: Yes, but you wasn't supposed to throw them into the green houses that contained the Mandrake saplings!
S: Hehehe! Almost half second grade passed out when they arrived for class that day!
J: Hahaha! It was hilarious how all the Slytherins passed out screaming like the twats they were!
P: It was kind of fun.
S: Wormtail, you didn't dare to laugh before we were back in the common room...
R: Well, Wormtail, you weren't exactly the bravest...
J: Yeah, even Moony threw some gnomes...
R: Oy!
S: But you did throw some Moony...
R: Only one or two...
J: Hahaha!
P: Why can't we tell them about our prank in third year?
S, J & R: Which one?
P: The one with the boggart and Slughorn
J: Hah! That was my idea!
S: Was not Prongs! As far as I recall, it was MY idea!
R: By Merlin...
J: No way Pads! I thought of it the second our class in Defence against the Dark Arts where over that same day!
S: I did that!
R: But it was Peter who suggested it...
S & J: What?
R: Peter was the one with the idea. He told me in the common room, right after class.
J: But... Where were I?
S: More importantly, where were I?
R: You were off at Quidditch training, Prongs. Don't know about you though Padfoot. Probably snogging some girl in a broom cupboard...
J: Oh right! I remember now. I think that's the day when Charlie Mumb got hit in the nuts with a bludger! Hahaha! The expression he had when we told him that we had to let Madame Pomfrey look at it was utterly hilarious! HAHAHA!
S: Hahaha! By Merlins beard, my stomach hurts too much, HAHAHA!
J: HAHAHA!
R: *Sigh *
P: You are so mean sometimes Prongs...
S: Stop being such a buzzkill Wormtail!
J: Yeah Wormtail!
P: S-sorry!
R: I'm kind of surprised. Both of you actually managed to admit that it was all Wormtails idea.
S: Oy! I didn't admit anything yet! Except for adultery... Hehehe!
R: Admit and commit are two completely different things Padfoot...
S: Oh, right...
J: HAHAHA!
P: Can't we tell the listeners about the prank now?
R: Sorry Wormtail, we're out of time.
J: Really? Aw, thats too early.
R: It's because you and that hyena over there have been wasting our time with you're stupid jokes and stories again! Morons!
S: Moony the moron! Hahahaha!
J: Oh God, Pads, you're killing me HAHAHA!
R: Shut up and say goodbye!
R & P: Goodbye!
J & S: Good-hahahahah-bye, HAHAHAHA! S-see you next week, HAHAHA!
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