Author' Note: Hey all, Raeda here. I wrote this one since my twin doesn't know Spanish; she takes French. I put footnotes in for those of you who, like Megumi, would have no idea what I was saying if I suddenly just started spewing random Spanish phrases. Hopefully, that will make it easier to understand. Hope you enjoy it! (Damn, if Akito were real Megumi and I would be dead by now…) lol.
Disclaimer: We do not own Fruits Basket or Dora the Explorer
Warnings: Swearing, and lots of it. (as always)
Episode 3
~Akito vs. Dora the Explorer~
"!Hola!" (1)
"Who the hell are you?"
"I'm Dora! What's your name?"
"None of your damn business!"
"Aw! You're a chico malo. You shouldn't say that!" (2)
"I DON'T GIVE A DAMN!"
-Boots walks in-
"Hi Dora!"
"Hola, Boots!"
"Who's your new friend?"
"I don't know, he won't tell me his name."
"I know! We'll call him….Mr. Grumpy!"
"Great, now I'm named after one of those goddamn dwarves,"
-Swiper sneaks in and 'swipes' Dora's backpack-
"Hey! Swiper took my backpack!"
"Heh, I like this 'Swiper' person already!'
-Swiper 'swipes' something of Akito's-
"Damn it! That was my picture of Yuki! Get back here you son of a bitch!"
-Akito runs off screen, chasing Swiper-
"So, Dora…what now?"
"I don't know…."
-crickets chirping in background-
"Now I've got you, you bastard!"
"Oh….they're back!"
"Don't look Boots, this is rated R!'
"Oh no, he just…"
We're sorry, but this portion had to be extracted from the confines of this story due to extreme violence.
-Akito walks over, wiping his hands-
"Well, he won't be doing any 'swiping' for a while."
"Dora?"
"Que es, Boots?" (3)
"I…I think I uh… left something….all the way over there…and I'm going to go get it now, ok?"
"Vale, go on. In fact, I'm coming with you." (4)
-They sneak off-
"Hey, where'd everyone go? Oh well, guess I survived another episode…."
Author's Note: In response to Akito's last comment: "Yea, till next time!"
!Hola!: Hello
Chico malo: bad boy
Que es: what is it
Vale: ok (used only in Spain)
Edited Author's Note: Raeda turns to Meg. "Wow, I can't believe we actually wrote that. We were rather bloodthirsty as teens, weren't we?"