Author's Note: (Raeda here!) OMG! I'm getting tired of the extensive research required to write this story…Oh well, that's what younger siblings are for, right? (Enter maniacal laughter here)
Anyway, this chapter will probably be longer than the others, I think it's about time we finally give this story a plot. (Randomness is great, but I get the feeling some of you are getting bored with this.) Also, I've noticed that when we have more than two characters, it becomes difficult to clarify who's speaking, so there will be names in parenthesis after each quote.
Disclaimer: We do not own Fruits Basket or Sesame Street.
I don't know if Megumi has anything to say, she's shy sometimes…but yea, the episode…..
Episode 4
~Akito vs Sesame Street~
"Where am I? And what the HELL is that smell?" (Akito)
"That would be the smell of my cookies." (Cookie Monster)
"How many of those damn things do you have? …..And why are you blue?" (Akito)
"I have lots and lots and….I do not know…why am I blue?" (Cookie Monster)
-begins self-examination-
"Hi guys!" (Big Bird)
"Oh, hello Big Bird!" (Cookie Monster)
"Hi, Cookie Monster! Oh! And who is this?" (Big Bird)
"What the fuck? It's a giant bird!…..Get away from me, dumbass!" (Akito)
"Oh, he's not very nice, is he Cookie Monster?" (Big Bird)
"Not at all. He's even worse than the Grouch!" (Cookie Monster)
"Huh? Who said my name? Did you say my name? Why are you saying my name?" (The Grouch)
"Who the hell are you?" (Akito)
"Oh, don't mind him, he's the Grouch." (Big Bird)
"Grr….I'm going back to sleep, don't wake me!" (The Grouch)
"That guy who came through here earlier wasn't too nice, either, was he Big Bird?" (Cookie Monster)
"Oh no, not in the least!" (Big Bird)
"Other guy? What other guy? Who the hell else is in here?" (Akito)
"Oh, what did he say his name was? Do you remember Big Bird?" (Cookie Monster)
"Oh my, I think he said it was All-Mighty-All-Powerful-Shigure-dono-Lord-of-All. Or something like that." (Big Bird)
-crickets chirping in background-
"SAY WHAT?" (Akito)
"Why yes, he said he was running from someone, someone he had accidentally pulled "into the television"." (Big Bird)
"Oh yes, now I remember!" (Cookie Monster)
"Yea, he said there was a way that others could be watching too. He mentioned someone named Yuki, Kyo and Tohru." (Big Bird)
-In Shigure's living room-
"I think they're on to us." (Kyo)
-Back on the set-
"That's it! Where's the exit, the portal or whatever shit that takes me to the next world?" (Akito)
"What are you talking about?" (Cookie Monster)
"Grrr! Tell you what. I'll spare your life if you show me how to get out of here!...Instead I'll kill that goddamn dog!" (Akito)
"I don't know what you mean!" (Cookie Monster)
"I MEAN…" (Akito)
-disappears into thin air-
"Where'd he go?" (Cookie Monster)
"I don't know." (Big Bird)
-silence-
"Can I have a cookie?" (Big Bird)