Disclamer: We do not own Fruits Basket or Sailor Moon
Warning: Swearing (lots, as always)
Author's Note: Muahaha! I had lots of fun with this one! PINK! Hee hee! But yea, some of these things, though, are left to your imagination. Oh, my I'm sorry, it seems that another chapter must be censored (It is a kid's show…). Oh, and this chapter is LONG! I think they're going to be longer from now on. Oh, and sorry if I misspelled any names, they're really weird and hard to spell. 0.0 Wow, even the author's note is longer. Sorry for gabbing for so long.
On to the story!
Episode 5
~Akito vs. Sailor Moon~
"Where am I this time? Why am I wearing PINK! And WHY DO I HAVE PIGTAILS?" (Akito)
"Gfbrockfmije." (Unidentified mass of blonde hair)
"What the…who are you?" (Akito)
"Go back to sleep, Rini!" (Unidentified mass of blonde hair)
"But it's morning!" (Akito/Rini)
"Ow! What was that for?" (We'll let you decide)
"Get out of bed, you lazy a—" (Akito/Rini)
"GOOD MORNING!" (Unidentified mass of blond hair #2)
"Waaah!" (Unidentified mass of blonde hair #1…Falling out of bed)
"Jeez, Serena, did you leave poor Rini to get her own breakfast again?" (Violet looking mass of black hair)
"Leave it to her to do something like that!" (Snippy Brunette)
"You know, statistics show kids these days don't get enough—" (Blue-haired know it all)
"Yea, yea, Ami, we don't need your statistics right now!" (Violet looking mass of black hair)
"What are you guys doing here?" (Mass of blonde hair #1 aka Serena)
"We came to give you a special wake-up call!" (Grinning, Snippy Brunette)
"Gee, thanks guys…" (Serena)
"Look, this is all very fascinating but who the hell are you guys?" (Akito/Rini)
-Back in Shigure's living room-flipping through TV channels-
"Hey guys, what do you want to watch?" (Haru)
"How the hell should I know?" (Kyo)
"Well…umm…uh…what's on?" (Tohru)
"Well we can watch Akito in pink or Shigure wrestling alligators on Animal Planet." (Haru)
"PINK!" (Left half of the room, including Yuki)
"ALLIGATORS!" (Right half of the room, including Kyo)
"Stupid Cat." (Yuki)
"Why you goddamn rat!" (Kyo)
"Akito it is then…" (Haru)
-Back to Akito vs. Sailor Moon-
"So you're saying that creepy perv who came through earlier is the reason you're here?" (Snippy Brunette a.k.a Lita)
"YES, DAMNIT! HOW MANY TIMES MUST I SAY IT?" (Akito/Rini)
"Hmm…..my, my, this is like a science fiction!" (Blue-haired know-it-all a.k.a Ami)
"Now, wait…if you're here, then what happened to Rini?" (Mass of blonde hair #2 a.k.a Mina)
-In closet-
"Mphglurstochkek!" (Rini)
-Back in Serena's living room-
"Oh well, we'll figure it out later, but for now can we please focus on getting this weirdo out of my living room?" (Serena)
"I think I have to agree with Blondie over there." (Akito)
"Grr….why you….grr….." (Serena)
-Mina grabs Serena-
"Shut up! We'll get rid of him, ok?" (Mina)
"That is if he doesn't get rid of Serena first." (Lita)
"I don't think I've seen anyone turn that color before." (Rae)
"YOU LITTLE BITCH!" (Akito)
-10 minutes later: ambulance drives away-
"Oh man, what are we going to tell Darien?" (Rae)
"You can tell the idiot he d—" (Akito)
-Silence-
"Where'd he go?" (Lita)
"It appears as though—" (Ami)
"In laymen's terms please!" (Every one else)
"He disappeared. Apparently to the next show." (Ami)
"Oh…" (Mina)
"So…who's up for breakfast? My treat!" (Lita)
-In closet-
"Mphgurfladumlakompkf" (translation- Don't forget about me!) (Rini)