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Author's Note: Sorry guys, my life has been a living hell the last three weeks and there's no end in sight, so this is all I have to post right now. But I'm afraid that if I don't post something I'm going to have rabid fans coming after me. No continuation of the plot in this one, but I swear, I'll have Akito catch Shigure soon, as long as Megumi doesn't mind. Sorry again, I'll try to get my lazy ass in gear.
Episode 6
~Akito vs. FMA~
-In Shigure's living room, static on the screen-
"What are you all doing here? And has anyone seen Akito?" (Hatori)
"Yea, we're watching him on tv." (Haru)
"And Shigure-sensei is there too!" (Momiji)
"Then why is there static on the screen?" (Hatori)
"It's not appropriate for kids like Kisa and Hiro to watch." (Haru)
"Oh please, it's hardly inappropriate. I mean, we've seen Yuki do worse to Kyo." (Hiro)
"SHUT UP YOU LITTLE PUNK!" (Kyo...duh!)
"I wonder if it's over yet." (Haru)
-In show-
"I'm sorry. Big brother is sensitive to words like 'short'! Here, let me help you up!" (Alphonse)
"Don't touch me you creepy hunk of metal!" (Akito)
"Well, it's his own fault! I AM NOT SHORT!" (Edward)
"What's the shrimp yelling about now?" (Roy)
"Why you—" (Ed)
-change channel-
"Sorry everyone, we'll have to wait this out." (Haru)
"Aw, come on!" (Half the room)
"Alright, let's see if it's ok yet." (Haru)
-click-
"—itch, I'm gonna—" (Ed)
-click-
"Nope." (Haru)