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Author's Note: Okies, life is still hell for me, but I think I can write…thank god for oblivious teachers! Anyway, yea, I'll keep my promise, we'll catch up to Shigure in the next chapter. Meg and I have been planning it for months, and I'm going to have lots of fun writing this one! Well, here's the episode!

Episode 7

~Akito vs. Looney Tunes~

"What the—" (Akito)

"Shh…I'm hunting wabbits!" (Elmur Fudd)

"You're hunting what?" (Akito)

"Wabbits!" (Elmur)

"Nya. What's up, Doc?" (Bugs Bunny)

"Wha?" (Akito)

"A wabbit!" (Elmur)

-bang bang-

"Come back here, you!" (Elmur)

"Ugh, what now?" (Akito)

"Uwathrumeshrumump!" (Taz)

"What the hell are you saying?" (Akito)

"Uwathrumeshrumump!" (Taz)

"WHAT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING?" (Akito)

"U-wa-thru-me-shru-mump!" (Taz)

"Oh, fuck this! You people are just messing with me now. You're gonna get it, dumb-

ass!" (Akito)

-click-

"WHAT?" (All habitants of Shigure's living room)

"Sorry, guys, we'll switch back when they drive the loser away in an ambulance." (Haru)

"Hmph. At least go see what the idiot is up to." (Kyo)

"I told you, we'll check when the ambulance leaves." (Haru)

"The OTHER idiot!" (Kyo)

"Oh." (Haru)

-click-

"I'm Naruto Uzumaki. BELIEVE IT!" (Naruto)

"WRONG IDIOT!" (All habitants of Shigure's living room)

"Sorry, too many idiots, it gets confusing." (Haru)

-click-

"Hey, baby, what say you and I go—" (Shigure)

-click-

"Hey, Akito's only one channel behind Shigure." (Haru)

"And by the looks of things, Shigure's going to be on that channel for a while." (Hatori)

-half the room grimaces, the others ignore it-

"Hey, Akito's finished with his latest murder!" (Haru)

"Really? That was fast." (Yuki)

"Wait, isn't that…HOLY SHIT! THERE'S THREE BODIES THERE!" (Kyo)

"What?" (Hatori)

"There are." (Haru)

"Oh well." (Whole room)

More Author's Note: Hey, just wanted to let you guys know a few things, really. First of all, Naurto will be back later in the series, for those of you who were hoping he'd show up. Only next time, it'll be all of Team 7. Second, I'm sorry if the next chapter takes a while to post, I want to do a good job on it (and build suspense, of course!) . Third, and final announcement: For those of you who were wondering, the three characters who died in this chapter were Taz, Daffy the Duck, and Porky the Pig. So, (in commemoration of Porky…)

T-t-t-t-t-t-t-that's all f-f-f-f-f-f-folks! (for now, that is, there'll be more soon.)