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Author's Note: Megumi
Here. Ok, I bet you're all tired of hearing Raeda talk, but there are few known ways to shut her up, and most are pretty extreme. But there are a few things that need to be said:
Again, VERY sorry that it took so long to get this chapter up. Those of you still in school know how it is at the end of the year.
Something Rae didn't include in the story but must be noted is that in this chapter we have made Akito a (female) Barbie doll, and Shigure does NOT recognize him at first (you'll see…)
If Rae doesn't calm down soon, my funeral will be in a week or two, so let it be known that I like black roses. (Just kidding! -heart- Raeda)
ENJOY!
Episode 8
~Akito vs. Barbie~
"Where am I? And who—" (Akito)
"Hey, you're rather playful!" (Guess who!)
"Agh! I definitely could have gone without seeing that!" (Akito)
"Hey hottie, what's wrong? You want some too?" (Shigure)
"Wha—Why you!" (Akito)
"Oh are you jealous? It's ok, I understand!" (Shigure)
"THAT'S IT, NO ONE TALKS TO ME THAT WAY!" (Akito)
"Shit…..Akito? Oh come on, it's not—OW! You big meanie! You hit even harder than Kyo!" (Shigure)
-back in living room-
"Keep talking about me, dumbass! I'll rearrange your face!" (Kyo)
"Stupid cat." (Yuki)
"Why you!" (Kyo)
-click….nothing happens-
"Why won't you two stop?" (Haru…pointing remote at where Yuki and Kyo are)
-back in show-
"Tell me what's going on here, before I take your head off!" (Akito)
"Please untie me, I didn't mean any of it, I swear!" (Shigure)
"NOW!" -evil glare- (Akito)
"Ok, ok, fine. I—" (Shigure)
"DYNAMIC ENTRY!" (You don't want to know)
"What the—" (Akito)
"Why's he wearing green spandex?" (Shigure)
"Good afternoon my dear friends! Brothers in the way of the Eternal Flame of Youth!" (Maito Gai…told ya you didn't want to know)
-crickets chirping in background-
"What is wrong, my dear friends? Are you in your Winter of Discontent?" (Gai)
"What are you saying?" (Shigure)
"I'm clearly saying that—KYAAAAAA!" (Gai)
-click-
"Wow, for once, I think I feel sorry for him." (Kyo)
"Who?" (Hatori)
"I'm not sure." (Kyo)
-click-
"Gyaaa—" (Unknown)
-click-
"It's hard to tell who's winning." (Haru)
"Isn't it?" (Hatori)
-long silence…click-
"You can open your eyes now." (Haru)
-back in show-
"What in Konoha happened here?" (Kakashi)
"..." (Gai)
"Uh, he's unable to answer right now. Ew, ew, blood!" (Shigure)
"I see. And that one over there?" (Kakashi)
-points to Akito, gasping a few feet away-
"Well, he got angry." (Shigure)
"Oh…" (Kakashi)
"'Oh' indeed." (Shigure)
-sigh- "Well, I suppose I should take Gai home. Maybe we can still piece him back together." (Kakashi)
-takes Gai and disappears-
"Now….as for…you….." (Akito)
"Shit!" (Shigure)
-cli-
"NOOOOOO!" (all inhabitants of living room)
"Oh, all right." (Haru)
-click-
"Ow! Hey, yo—" (Shigure)
-Smack!-
"That should teach you." (Akito)
-In the living room—long silence-
"Is he dead?" (Kyo)
"No, from the looks of it, he's just unconscious." (Hatori)
"Damn!" (Yuki and Kyo)
More Author's Note: hee hee, yes, we really are going to end it there! Sorry to all you Gai fans (If there is such a person) but I found it necessary to put an end to the source of the "green spandex induced mental trauma". Lol, anyway, thankies mucho (my bit of spanglish) to ALL of our readers, you guys are great! -heart- Raeda