Episode 9
~Akito vs. Naruto~
"Hey Naruto!" (Kakashi)
"Wha?" (Naruto)
"Look, it's the dude who beat the shit out of Maito Gai!" (Kakashi)
"There!" -points- (Kakashi)
"Stop staring at me, you nimrods!" (Akito)
"What was that? Did you say the Evil One has returned? The One who hurt Gai-sensei?" (Rock Lee)
"Great, just what I need...more idiots!" (Akito)
"Hey, what's with that dude?" -points- (Naruto)
"Oh, Shigure? He, uh...he's taking a bit of a nap, he's been busy scheming lately." (Akito)
"Looks more like he got the shit beat out of him too." (Sasuke)
"Yea, what happened?" (Sakura)
"He got on my nerves...like you are now." (Akito)
"Enough! No one cares about the strange man lying on the floor!" -gets in Akito's face- "Are you the Evil One who hurt Gai-sensei?" (Rock Lee)
-In living room-
"Hmph! How rude, suggesting that no one cares about my dear Shigure!" (Ayame)
"Where the hell did you come from?" (Kyo)
"Well, since you asked, I was in my shop and Mine said to me..." (Ayame)
"JUST SHUT UP!" (Yuki and Kyo)
-In show-
"Get your ugly face away from me!" (Akito)
"Just for that, I shall have revenge!" -runs at Akito- (Rock Lee)
"Dumbass." -steps aside and trips him- (Akito)
"Why you!" -throws kunai, pinning Akito to the wall- (Rock Lee)
-pulls kunai out and looks at it. Expression slowly changes to evil grin- (Akito)
"Heads up, I feel there may be flying idiot parts." (Kakashi)
"Oh darn, I must have left my umbrella at home." (Sasuke)
"Uh oh!" (Rock Lee)
-runs forward and...- (Akito)
-click!-
"I luv you, you luv me..." (the newly reincarnated Barney)
-In living room-
"HARU!" (everybody but Ayame who is dancing merrily and singing along)
"Sorry" (Haru)
-click!-
"Does anyone have a rag or something? I've got blood on my shirt!" (Sasuke)
"Well, you shouldn't have forgotten your umbrella!" -twirls small, black, blood-streaked umbrella- (Kakashi)
"Oh shut up!" (Sasuke)
"Enough you two! Naruto, go find a healer!" (Sakura)
"Yea, yea..." -runs off- (Naruto)
"Anyone else care to get in my face?" (Akito)
"Hmm...let me think about that a moment..." (Kakashi)
"Dumbass!" (Akito)
-In living room-
"Heh, that's Kakashi for you!" (Raeda...from right behind Kyo)
"Argh!" -falls off chair- "Where the hell did you come from?" (Kyo)
"It's our story, we can come and go as we please." (Raeda)
"But how did you get here?" (Kyo)
"Through the front door of course." (Megumi...also right behind Kyo)
"Damn!" -falls off chair again- "What the HELL?" (Kyo)
"Shh! Shh! This part is funny!" (Raeda)
"Well, we certainly had fun writing it!" (Megumi)
-back in show-
"Hey...wha?" (Shigure)
"SHUT UP!" (Akito, Sakura, and Sasuke)
"Oh dear...my students are getting into a fight with a potentially dangerous foreigner. Oh well, this is my favorite chapter!" -Turns page of book- (Kakashi)
"Hey, I—" -trips over Shigure, knocking him out again- (Naruto)
"Naruto you IDIOT!" (Sakura)
"Well, at least that takes care of Shigure." (Akito)
"What sort of Head are you? You're abusive, you remind me of my brother...DIE!" -throws kunai at Akito- (Sasuke)
"Oh, this again?" (Akito)
-does fireball...thing(jutsu)- (Sasuke)
-In living room-
"'Fireball...thing'?" (Megumi)
"Well, I didn't know what to call it, and you weren't around to ask!" (Raeda)
"Retard." (Megumi)
"Meanie." (Raeda)
-In show-
"You burned my robe! You're going to pay for that you little son of a bitch!" (Akito)
-smirks- (Sasuke)
"You'd better wipe that look off your face before I—" (Akito)
"Before you what? You lay one hand on Sasuke and I'll beat the shit out of you!" (Sakura)
"Oh really? You arrogant bitch!" (Akito)
"BRING IT ON!" (Sakura)
"Hey, isn't that the movie about the hot chicks in mini-skirts with pompoms?" (Kakashi)
"I loved that movie!" (Naruto)
"Eeks, you PERVS!" (Sakura)
-In living room-
"Where the hell did that come from?" (Kyo)
"What were you thinking?" -incriminating glare- (Yuki)
"Don't look at me, she did it!" -points- (Megumi)
"You know, it's too bad Shigure isn't awake, that was one of his favorite movies. That and the one where that girl's shirt was nearly see-through." (Ayame)
"I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that." (Hatori)
Author's Note: O.o That was a long one! Well, I promised Naruto would be back, and when we started writing, we just kept getting idea after idea. By the way, for those of you who were wondering, Meg and I really do act that way in RL. Example: She really does call me "retard" and I really do call her "meanie" (and some other not-so-nice things). On, and for the record, the whole "bring it on" thing really was my idea. And just as a side note, Meg and I were seriously considering reincarnating Barney (yes, we really can do that) for an encore chapter. Any comments on that idea? (If we do, I think we'll give Akito an aluminum bat or something and see what happens) Well, I think that's it for this time. Sorry if the chapters are a little infrequent. Things go slower over the summer, but we'll try to pick up the pace come autumn. Til next time! Ttfn!