Author's Note: I've had two of the most intense midterms I've ever had in my life, I haven't slept more than a few hours a day the last few weeks, I nearly broke my wrist in gym class (which should be eliminated from the curriculum in my opinion) and I've been sick for about a month straight. Please understand why it took so long to write this. I know I'm a horrible person for taking so long, but I'll try to pick up the pace a bit.
Hmm...I'm gonna have to do a lot of Googleing for some of the requests we've been getting. I don't know what half those shows are! And of course, Meg doesn't know what they are either. Still, keep the requests coming! We'll do our best to get to them all. It may take a while, but I promise we'll do them!
Ok, I deserve a bit of randomness here...pokes Meg with a spork "RAWR!" -bites Rae- "Ow...ok, fine. But sporks are still cool!" Enjoy all! (You know you love the randomness!)
Disclaimer: We do not own Harry Potter or Furuba...or Naruto
Episode 11
~Akito vs Harry Potter~
"Hey! I've been here before! This was on the movie channel a while back!" (Shigure)
"Then where are we, dumbass?" (Akito)
"Um, this is Hogwarts." (Harry)
"Yea, and who the bloody hell are you?" (Ron)
"I distinctly remember reading in Hogwarts: A History that it is impossible to apparate within school boundaries. So how did you just appear here? Did you sneak in under an invisibility cloak?" (Hermione)
"Invisibility my ass! I didn't try to come here!" (Akito)
"He means, pretty lady, that we are simply being pulled along through cable tv, channel to channel, with no control over it." (Shigure)
"You mean I'm on tv?" (Harry)
"DON'T GET A FAT HEAD!" (Akito and Snape)
"Who the hell are you?" (Akito)
"I should ask you the same." (Snape)
"Who I am is none of your business." (Akito)
"You give such good advice. You should listen, Potter. Don't get a fatter head." (Malfoy)
"Hmm...I think I like you." (Akito)
"He is a good boy, isn't he?" (Snape)
"Yea, and I suppose you're not so bad yourself." (Akito)
"Same to you, sir." (Snape)
"Good boy? Bloody bastard, more like!" (Ron)
"I'll show you!" -tries to hit Ron...and is turned into a pure white ferret- (Malfoy)
"What the..." (Akito)
"Oh no you don't!" -moves wand up and down and watches the ferret bounce- (Moody)
-laughing- (Harry, Ron, Hermione, Shigure)
-In Living Room-
"Heh, serves him right!" (Kyo)
"He won't be the only one." (Raeda)
"Yea, and if you think that's funny, wait till you see what McGonagall does to Shigure!" (Megumi)
-In Show-
-POOF!-
"Hey, where are we...and what is THAT?" -points to Malfoy...who is now bouncing off the walls, ceiling, and even Snape- (Naruto)
"It's a bouncing ferret, you idiot!" (Sakura)
"A bouncing ferret?" -gets an idea- (Sasuke)
"Huh?" (Kakashi)
"Hey, you! How'd you do that?" (Sasuke)
"Well..." -explains- (Moody)
"Does it have to be a ferret, or can it be a weasel?" (Sasuke)
"Oh well...I don't see why not. It could be a weasel." (Moody)
"Poor Itachi...he's not going to like this." (Kakashi)
-POOF!-
"How are these people doing that?" (Hermione)
"Dunno, but...BLOODY HELL!" (Ron)
"Mr Weasley! Watch your language, or I'll—" (Snape)
"Let go of Scabbers, ya bastard!" (Ron)
"What did you just call me! The damn beast bit me!" -shows heavily bleeding finger- (Akito)
"It's not his fault, you're scaring 'im!" (Ron)
"Oh, forget scaring, I'll kill him!" -strangles Scabbers- (Akito)
"NO!" -jumps Akito- (Ron)
"Get off me, you little brat!" (Akito)
-sneaks off- (Shigure)
"Not till you let Scabbers go!" (Ron)
"Fine, you can have him!" -throws (hard) against the wall- (Akito)
"Scabbers!" (Ron)
"Excuse me." (McGonagall)
"What the hell do you want?" (Akito)
-vein popping- "Is this yours?" -holds up Shigure by the collar- "I found him sexually harassing some of the students...again." (McGonagall)
-Waves- "Sorry Akito, she's scary!" (Shigure)
"Never seen him before in my life!" (Akito)
"Then he is mine to deal with." -Walks away, still dragging Shigure by the collar- (McGonagall)
"No! Help me! Please Akito, don't let the scary lady take me, I'll be good, I promise!" -attempts to dig nails into floor- (Shigure)
"Shut up, you!" (McGonagall)
-whimpers- (Shigure)
-In Living Room-
"So...what happens to him?" (Haru)
-evil grin- "Well, let's just say that McGonagall happens to own a VERY large paddle and has a REALLY good swing!" (Meg)
"hee hee, that was my favorite part!" (Rae)
"No wonder!" (Kyo)
-In Show-
"You killed 'im! Look!" -holds up for inspection- "YOU KILLED SCABBERS!" (Ron)
"So what?" -grabs and throws to Crookshanks...who promptly eats him- "It was just a rat." (Akito)
-attacks Akito- "I'll kill you!" (Ron)
-click-
"I think it best we sit this one out..." (Haru)
-silence-
"Ok, that should be good..." (Haru)
-click-
"Ron!" (Harry)
"Quick! Let's take him to Madam Pomfrey!" (Hermione)
-walks up and rubs up against Akito's ankles- (Crookshanks)
"Good cat...I wonder, would you eat Yuki for me?" (Akito)
-In Living Room-
"Hey, that's a good idea!" (Kyo)
-simultaneously knock Kyo out- (Haru and Yuki)
"Hee hee, see? I told you this would be a fun chapter!" (Rae)
"Shut up." (Meg)
"You're mean!" (Rae)
"I know." (Meg)