Author's Note: Ok, guys, just in time for the holidays. I almost didn't write it since I've been so busy what with Meg going through surgery and all (not too bad, she just had to have her jaw broken and reset, not like anything was seriously wrong) But here it is. I hope you all enjoy! (I really don't have much to say) Merry Christmas all! Happy Holidays!

Episode 12

~Akito vs Barney: The Sequel~

-In Living Room-

"Oh, and by the way, guys, I guess you could say that this episode is going to be a bit of a musical." (Raeda)

"It's not my fault! It was all dumbass' idea!" -points to Rae- (Megumi)

"Oh grr!" (Rae)

"Wait, what do you mean 'musical'?" (Haru)

"I taught Akito a few songs. Don't worry, there are only two." (Rae)

"Yea, because it wasn't enough that he was a homicidal retard, now he's a homicidal retard that sings!" (Kyo)

-knocks Kyo out- "Anyone else have any complaints?" (Rae)

-crickets chirping-

"Good. On with the show!" (Rae)

-In Show-

"Where the—AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!" (Akito)

-glomps Akito and begins singing- "I love you, you love me…" (Barney)

"Agh! Not you again! I thought I killed you!" (Akito)

"But I was granted another life!" (Barney)

"NO! Here's a new song for you!" -begins to sing- "I hate you, you hate me…" (Akito)

"But wait! That's not how it goes!" (Barney)

"Oh, I like this song!" (Shigure)

-gets out of hug and nods to Shigure- "Let's get together and kill Barney!" (Akito)

"Hey! You can't sing that! It's mean!" (Barney)

"Oh, but we're not just singing!" (Akito)

-singing- "With a baseball bat and a 2x4…" (Shigure and Akito)

-Baseball bat and 2x4 appear out of nowhere-

-begin beating Barney with them as they sing- "NO MORE PURPLE DINOSAUR!" (Shigure and Akito)

-In Living Room-

"Hey! Where did those come from?" (Kyo)

"Why, I put them there of course!" (Rae)

"But you can't do that! It's impossible!" (Kyo)

"Well, get used to it, you're in OUR fanfic now!" (Rae)

"Yea, we would have killed you by now if it weren't for the fangirls." (Meg)

"Maybe it's worth it anyway." (Rae)

-In Show-

"I'm bored." (Shigure)

"Shut up!" (Akito)

"But we already killed him, what else is there to do?" (Shigure)

"I said shut up!" (Akito)

"Can we sing/act out another song?" (Shigure)

"No." (Akito)

-silence-

"Please?" (Shigure)

-sigh- "Fine." (Akito)

"How about 'Joy to the World'?" (Shigure)

"Ok, but with a twist." -maniacal grin- (Akito)

-sings- "Joy to the world, Barney is dead! We barbequed his head!" (Shigure and Akito)

-campfire and spit "magically" appear and they start roasting his head-

"What happened to the body? We flushed it down the poddy." Shigure and Akito)

-Toilet "magically" appears and they dump the body in and attempt to flush, flooding the room in the process-

"And round and round it goes, and round and round it goes, and round and round and round it goes." (Shigure and Akito)

-sigh- "That was fun!" (Shigure)

"Very." (Akito)

"I think we've bonded!" -Hugs Akito- (Shigure)

-pushes away- "Don't push it, retard." (Akito)

"Aw, you've already got a pet name for me! What can I call you? To-chan? Kit? Teddy?" -hugs again- (Shigure)

"THAT'S IT!" -Knocks Shigure out- (Akito)

-In Living Room-

-grinning- "See, wasn't that fun?" (Rae)

-pouting- "I hate you." (Kyo)

"Keep it up, you'll be next!" (Meg)

-silence-

"That's what I thought." (Meg)

"Aw, Onee-chan looks after me!" (Rae)

"No, I just don't like him!" (Meg)

"Hmph! Fine, I'll protect myself then!" -kicks Kyo- "See?" (Rae)

"YARGH!" -kicks back of knees and laughs as Rae falls- (Kyo)

-slaps Kyo- (Rae)

"Ah, a cat fight, now that's amusing!" (Meg)

"Yup!" (Yuki, Haru, etc)