Author's Note: Sorry we're so behind, guys. So to make up for being rather late (over a month of writer's block! It nearly killed me!) I made it kinda long so that you have plenty to read!

Also, Meg and I decided that we are going to end this "season" at Chapter 15. Don't worry, we might take a little break to work on other things but we will return shortly to begin "Season 2", the sequel. And we also decided to switch things up a bit in the sequel, to make it more interesting.

Just a reminder that comments and suggestions are much loved and received with joy! (well, by Rae, anyway)

Disclaimer: We do not own Fruits Basket or Lilo and Stitch

Episode 13

~Akito vs Lilo and Stitch~

"Ahhh!" -backs into Akito- "What IS it?" (Shigure)

"Minananequista!" (Stitch)

"What are you talking about? Isn't it obvious? It's a demented koala." (Akito)

"Hey! Get away from Stitch!" (Lilo)

"Watch it, you little brat. You don't tell me to do anything!" (Akito)

"Leave my dog alone!" (Lilo)

"That's not a dog! I know dogs and that…thing is NOT a dog!" (Shigure)

"Hmm…well, if it's not a dog, I wonder if it eats dogs." (Akito)

"What? Why?" -sweat drop- (Shigure)

"Well, if I can't get rid of you any other way, why not feed you to a demented koala?" (Akito)

"Stitch doesn't eat dogs!" -mutters under breath- "Or at least, not anymore…" (Lilo)

"Aw darn! And here I thought koalas ate trash…" (Akito)

-ground shakes to rhythmic pounding-

"What the—" (Akito)

"Ah! It's Gantu!" (Lilo)

"Hello, trog!" (Gantu)

"Ahh!" -jumps behind Akito- (Shigure)

-smacks Shigure- "And what are you? A mutant whale?" (Akito)

"What?" -turns to side- "Do I need to lose weight?" (Gantu)

"Shut up, you incompetent idiot! No one cares if you need to lose weight!" (Hamsterveil)

"Fascinating. A mutant whale taking orders from a talking gerbil…with a cape." (Akito)

"I AM NOT A GERBIL!" -blasts Akito- "And my cape is very stylish." (Hamsterveil)

"Why that dumbass gerbil!" -hair poofs up- "Look at this! I'll kill that gerbil!" (Akito)

"Ha ha, Fluffy!" (Stitch)

"Who are you calling 'Fluffy', you demented koala!" (Akito)

-In Living Room-

"Wow, Akito's really pissed." (Haru)

"Yea, I've wanted to give him a bad hair day for a long time!" (Rae)

"He deserves it." (Meg)

-door bursts open-

"Hello, my precious little brother! I have come to—" -disappears- (Ayame)

"I didn't do it!" (Rae)

-In Show-

"Hey, so if it's a rodent…let's feed it to Aaya!" (Shigure)

"Huh? What is this 'Aaya' thing of which you speak?" (Hamsterveil)

-appears in horror movie mode- "Your worst nightmare!" (Ayame)

-gulp- "Uh oh…" (Hamsterveil)

-back to normal- "Aww! How cute!" -picks him up- "Let's make a dress for it!" (Ayame)

"Agh! Anything but that!" (Hamsterveil)

"Oh, but you'll look so cute!" -walks away to go to work- (Ayame)

"Oh look, it's Lilo the Weirdo." (Myrtle)

"What do you want? Can't you see we're busy here?" (Lilo)

"So? Why do I care? You and your freaky friends can go jump in a pool of pudding for all I care." (Myrtle)

"Mmm…pudding!" (Stitch and Shigure)

"Hey, who are you calling a freak, you little—" (Akito)

"Tada! Isn't it just so ADORABLE!" (Ayame)

"Let go of me, you abomination! And get me out of this horrid…thing!" (Hamsterveil)

-doubles over in laughter- "Wow, Aaya, I think this might be your best work yet!" (Shigure)

"It's…pink…" (Akito)

"Yes, isn't it lovely? I—" -cell phone rings- "One moment please….hello?" (Ayame)

"I think it's about time you put that poor creature down and come home." (Hatori)

"Aww, but—" (Ayame)

"I think Yuki wants to talk to you." (Hatori)

-In background- "WHAT?" (Yuki)

"Hooray! I'll be there in a flash!" (Ayame)

"Good boy Ayame." (Hatori)

-In background- "You suck, Hatori." (Yuki)

"See you soon, then!" -hangs up- (Ayame)

"Finally! Put me down!" (Hamsterveil)

-drops him and starts hopping around- (Ayame)

"Whatcha doin', Aaya?" (Shigure)

"Trying to get out. I jumped to get here, maybe I have to jump to get out." (Ayame)

-Ten minutes later-

-sitting on the ground sobbing hysterically- "Waaaahh! I wanna see Yuki!" (Ayame)

-In Living Room-

"Hey Meg, do you think we should let him out now?" (Rae)

"NO!" (Meg and Yuki)

"Er, let him suffer a while longer." (Meg)

"But Onee-chan, that's mean!" -puppy eyes- (Rae)

-sigh- "Fine, but shut him up!" (Meg)

-appears in living room- "Yay! Yuki!" (Ayame)

-hands Yuki a roll of duct tape- "Have fun, dear. Just try not to get carried away." (Rae)

-In Show-

"Hey, how the hell did he get out? He was just sitting there crying like the pathetic waste of air that he is and he got out!" (Akito)

"Hey! Be nice to Aaya!" (Shigure)

"Nah, I agree with the old fart." -points to Akito- "He was annoying!" (Myrtle)

"Bleh!" (Stitch)

"That's it! YOU'RE GONNA PAY! YOU AND THAT DEMENTED KOALA!" (Akito)

-holds up sheet to screen to block it- "Sorry, kids, you shouldn't be seeing this." -blood splatters on sheet- "In fact, I'm not even sure I want to be seeing it." (Shigure)

-In Living Room-

-glares- (Meg)

"I didn't do anything! I swear!" (Rae)

"Uh huh." (Meg)

"Really! I didn't—" (Rae)

"Whatever." (Meg)