Hello so yes after re-reading the last chapter I realised I really need to stop writing nonsense so this chapter will be to the point (I hope anyway)
Also I can't text. I always use the long words when I text my friends so I used a converter on the Internet to transfer Tweeks text into text. If that makes sense, I might change it back to normal later as it was really hard to read.
Thank so much for reading and please review if you enjoyed.
I don't own South Park or any of the characters named.
Tweeks POV
OH GOD! This no-I. GAH! Jesus-what-do-I-do-now? Craig said he liked me. CRAIG TUCKER TOLD ME THAT HE LIKED ME! Oh Jesus...
Gah-The text said that he liked me for a long while and never told me. -Twitch- At first I thought he was joking but he said he wasn't. HOLY- Oh dear sweet Jesus- I didn't mean to faint it just- GAH!
I hope the no one in school found out, that'd be embarrassing.
GAH! I still can't get over the fact he likes me I mean why me? And do I like him? –Twitch- If I didn't I would have said DUDE FUCK YOU –GAH- Oh man what if I'm gay?
I know Craig is but how can you know if you're gay? I wanted to ask him since he told us but… I was just scared if he asked me if I was. -Twitch-GAH! WHY SHOULD THAT MATTER WHY SHOULD I CARE ABOUT TELLING IF YOU'RE GAY OR NOT–GAH!
I can't be gay man–THAT IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE! Being in this town alone is too much pressure; let alone being gay around a bunch of homophobic rednecks!
WAIT I'M NOT GAY! Am I?-Twitch–Gah! I mean Craig liked the thought of Craig liking me… Maybe that's because no one has ever liked me before.
Well this one girl told me she liked me, and we went out for a while. She told me after that she lost a bet. –GAH that-was-the-most-embarrassing-thing-that-ever-happened-to-me-
Maybe I just liked the idea because I wanted to be together with Craig.
WHAT AM I SAYING- TOO MUCH PRESSURE MAN!
-Twitch- I can't like him he's my friend. (A friend wouldn't say he likes you) GAH! What do I do? HE'S A GUY! No way can I ever date a guy-what will my parents think -twitch-
What about school? Loads of people are asshole to gays and I'm already a spaz! What will people say about me- JESUS DUDE THE RUMORS AND WHISPERS ARE TOO MUCH PRESSURE!
Oh God but… Being more than friends with -Twitch-Craig wouldn't be that different right?
Just spending more time together… Just added cuddling and kiss-…
PRESSURE-PRESSURE-PRESSURE! Oh God no I can't, I can't, I can't…
I can't… I can't … I can … It's Craig. –Twitch- The boy who beat me up Third grade because of the asshole Cartman…
Craig. The guy everyone liked for some reason. Who knows why! Maybe no one ever will.
Maybe because no matter how angry or happy or embarrassed you can get him, he'll try and hide it all with a middle finger.
-Twitch- GAH! Or because he has the best guinea pig ever and only lets certain people near him so when you get to pet him it feels like a huge privilege. Maybe he always shows concern for me whenever someone tries to stalk me, or try to steal my underpants. (IT'S TRUE THE UNDERPANTS GNOMES STEAL MY UNDERPANTS!)
-Twitch-I don't know… Why people like him… Why I like him…
God damn it I think I might like Craig. I have always liked him, liked being with him, liked to look at him. But is it… LIKE like.
GAH TOO MUCH FUCKING PRESSURE MAN – no man this age should go through this pain-GAH!
I never really paid much attention to girls, I have had crushes but THEY WERE WAYYY TO MUCH PRESSURE… I never felt that way about guys-GAH
Except, with Craig… I have wanted to ask him what it felt like to be gay and is it better than being straight. GAH! How-is-he-supposed-to-know? Jesus-I'm-such-a-queer-for-Craig!
He really is hot… And if he likes me… He must think I'm at least somewhat good looking…
Oh my GOD I LIKE CRAIG TUCKER! –Twitch- GAH!
I'm telling him at school tomorrow. Well I can't tell him now-GAH It's half 12 at night!
Thanks for Reading! I plan on moving the story along after this chapter. The next one will involve lots of evil Cartman -he he-