Prompt: Hollywood

Torture Part II


"So Sam, how will you respond the next time I say I don't want to have a 'Brazilian'?"

"I love a natural woman, Jannalynn!"

"Good, Sam," she smiled. "Now, what would be the correct response if I said, I don't want to have 'Hollywood'?"

"A what?"

Then he met Jannalynn's eyes and realised his mistake.

"Let me demonstrate," she said, and slapped the sticky strip across his reddish-gold, pubic hair.

"Fast or slow?" she grinned. Sam paled.

Then, Jannalynn wrenched the strip back with all her might.

"Jannalynn!" he wailed.

"I just love it when you scream my name, Sam!"


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