Contest: Twilight of Craigslist AD Contest (Part I)
Title: Free At Curb Tonight
Rating: M
Word Count (minus A/N and header): 274
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Free at the curb tonight. This is quite the haul. Everything must go as one, cannot split. Take one item, take them all. (Seattle)
Date: 2011-10-21, 10:30am MST
Reply to: edited out
Free on the curb, at five pm tonight. Bring a large truck, there is a lot to take. You must take it all, no negotiations. There will be a few strong guys here to help you load everything. With this amazing offer you will get:
- Twenty-seven year old male. Dark hair, dark eyes, physically fit (has a set of six pack abs that make stronger women than I, drool), clean cut, handsome, and he owns his own vehicle repair shop. Pays his share of the bills, and is not bad to look at. (Although the sight of him, makes me sick.) Answers to the name: Jacob, or Jake.
- All of his property, including: Flat screen TV, gaming systems with games, avid DVD and CD collection, clothing, and his vehicles are included in this giveaway.
- As an added bonus for taking everything listed above, I am throwing in my BRAND NEW Serta pillow-top queen sized bed. (I know! What an amazing deal, right?) I can't bear to part with one, and not the other. I know how much he would miss the bed anyway.
That's right, prime for the taking, it is all yours. First come, first serve.
You may respond to this AD in person tonight only at:
Highland Road Condos
7201- North Highland, Seattle.
Again first come, gets it all.
Not responsible for accidents while picking up said items. This is a whole deal package, you must take it all and items must be removed promptly. Not responsible if you find him fucking someone else in the bed you are given, as part of this deal. Please don't contact seller.
NO RETURNS ALLOWED!
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