No one's POV:
Mr Shu: Ok guys, settle down, I have an announcement to make, you remember last year, regionals had the theme of anthems, well this year they have another theme
Quinn: Ooh, what is it?
Kurt: Broadway?
Mercedes: Rhythm and blues?
Mr Shu: Actually no, it's country and folk
Finn: Folk?
Puck: That's bull!
Rachel: We barely know like any country music!
Quinn: I actually think it's quite a good idea, I quite like country music, Carrie Underwood, Taylor Swift, Kellie Pickler, they're all brilliant artists, I think we could learn a few lessons from all this
Mr Shu: I agree with Quinn, let's get a positive slant on this, so we need to think about good country music, in the meantime, Blaine and Kurt, do you want to run the number? Mike, you can run through the dances at the same time!
*Music starts*
Kurt: Well the world is full of a number of things, I'm sure we should all be as happy as…
Blaine: But are we?
Kurt: No, decidedly no, positively no, absolutely no!
Blaine: Short people, have long faces, and long people, have short faces, big people have little humour, and little people have no humour at all!
Kurt: And in the words of an immortal god Samuel J Snodgrass, as he was being led to the guillotine!
Blaine: Make 'em laugh! Make 'em laugh! Don't you know everyone wants to laugh!
Kurt: My dad said be an actor my son! But be a comical one!
Blaine: They'll be standing in line, for those old honkey-tonk monkey shines!
Kurt: Well you can study Shakespeare and be quite elite
Blaine: And you can charm the critics and have nothing to eat!
Kurt: But slip on a banana peel the worlds at your feet
Blaine: Make 'em laugh
Kurt: Make 'em laugh
Klaine: Make 'em laugh!
*The music finishes and everyone cheers and claps and laughs*
Finn: That was brilliant!
Tina: That was really cool!
Kurt: Really?
Mr Shu: They're right! You were really good, if you are that good, then we've got no problem for regionals, nationals here we come!
*The bell rings*
Mr Shu: Right you lot, you'd better get to class, I don't want your teachers complaining I'm making you late! But remember, country music tomorrow!
Santana's POV:
Damn it! What is wrong with me? I'm the hottest piece of business in this joint! Now people just walk right past me in the hall, I could have had any guy that I wanted, last weekend I went round to Puck's house and we didn't even have sex, he's too caught up on Lauren… I cast a glance over to Brittany, she's a single girl now, there's no reason why the two of us shouldn't be together, but I don't feel right talking to her after how much of a jerk I was to her after she told me she didn't want to hurt Artie. I roll my eyes, how is this even happening? Brittany told me she loved me so why can't we be together? I just need to find a way to make her jealous…
I can't go back to being with Karofsky, the glee club would probably kill me for it, and there's no way I'm going anywhere near Azimio, and there isn't a guy in glee club who doesn't have a girlfriend apart from Puck, but he's too busy with Lauren to eve glance at me. That's when Finn walks up to me, hand in hand with Rachel who rests her other hand on her baby bump, god she makes me sick, that's it! Finn is going to be insecure about the fact that the baby is Jesse's, maybe I can use that to make Finn mine, stand aside Berry, because there's a new girl in town…