Hey, this is your pal Schloop. This was so much fun to write! I'm afraid I'm going to neglect my other story though. T.T curses. I made this story too fun! Don't mind me. Enjoy! Note: THIS IS TOTAL CRACK PAIRING HERE, JUST TO SAY. I felt I should note that in advance. Yay!
Me: Okay, Gold, take it away!
Gold: I love hot chikas!
Me: *Blushes* not that one...
Krys:*Smacks* Gold!
Gold: Ow... Oh, right the disclaimer...
Krys: Sorry you had to see that, folks. Schloopywoopy certainly doesn't own pokemon.
Gold: If she did, would there be more Blue-looking girls around?
Krys: *Smack*
Celebi flew back to one of his favorite forests, Ilex. There was a little shrine he could sleep in. And he didn't get bugged very much.
Who would be fun to mess with? Celebi thought as he flew back to Ilex Forest. When he saw a black haired boy walking down a street in a city he was flying over, Celebi got an idea.
Maybe I'll mess with that boy who saved me from that mask guy a couple years back. It wouldn't be very good repayment, quite the opposite actually, but it'd be loads of fun!
Celebi flew over to the shrine he was staying at and focused on that boy.
C'mon, what does he look like? If I recall… Black hair, right. Did he have… blue eyes? No… that's right! He had gold eyes, yeah! And he wore that sweatshirt… and capris… what was his name? What did the other humans call him? That one girl smacked him upside the head and yelled at him, she must've said his name sometime… Gold! That was it! His eyes were the same as his name!
Celebi was now extremely focused on the boy. He could recall several details about him now.
What aspect of this boy's life should I change? I think I temporarily make his future for him…
The Celebi smiled to himself, almost devilishly. He tweaked the boy's future a bit, and then went to the future to observe what would happen.
Celebi: Bwee, I'm happy with myself now. Oh! Section divider!
"Gold! The baby wants you, I think!"
"Good Arceus, Sapph! What does that little devil want now?"
"I don't know! Come here and help me find out!"
Gold thought to himself, Geez, that baby's as stubborn as his mom.
Gold Taro, twenty-three years of age, married to Sapphire Taro, (who was notably two years younger than her husband) once Sapphire Birch, one child (which both parents occasionally commented was enough). The child was just barely two years old, couldn't talk (seemingly never stopped crying, though.) didn't walk too well, all of that.
Gold was often told he still had the attitude of his younger self. Sure, he could be a bit stubborn, because what's wrong with that? He didn't look at other girls very often, especially because he knew what his wife was capable of. And he was certainly more mature, he would hope. Especially since he had a young daughter and a wife to protect.
The previously mentioned wife, Sapphire Taro, was once a violent and wild girl. She still was, at heart, but she became slightly more domesticated after becoming pregnant with Gold's child. Of course, she denied any claims of her ever becoming domesticated ('Prissy', as she called it). But still, everyone knew she was more calm and serene girl than in her late childhood.
Gold walked over to his wife, kissed her on the cheek, and picked up his two-year-old daughter.
"What's wrong, Amber? What do you need?" Gold said in slight baby-talk. It was only a natural instinct as a parent, of course. The baby's gold eyes sparkled as she looked at her father.
"I swear, that girl loves you loads more than me." Sapphire commented as she watched. She walked out of the small room into the open air of the hallway.
"Sapph, where are you going?"
"I need some air, that's all. I'll be right back."
"Okay, hurry back."
"I love you, Gold."
"Love you too, Sapph."
Gold observed his small daughter. Did she need a diaper change? No. Was she tired? Definitely not. Hungry? Nope, she had just eaten, from what Sapphire told him. Did she… was she bored?
"Do you wanna play, Amber? Are you just a bored little baby?" Gold asked, still baby talking. His daughter smiled and laughed as he lifted her into his arms and spun around a few times, making her dizzy. The small child laughed as her father, who used to be immature and would never dream of a committed relationship, affectionately swung her around, which sounded hazardous, but was really quite safe. He went downstairs with little Amber in his arms, to find Sapphire in the kitchen, planning a dinner for the two of family who could eat solid food.
"Is she okay?" Sapphire sounded a little anxious at the thought that her only child not okay.
"She's fine, she was just a little bored."
The mother rolled her eyes and said, "She's too much like you."
"And that's a bad thing?" he asked teasingly as he planted a kiss on her cheek.
The slightly red woman turned back to her cookbook and murmured something that sounded like 'Whatever'.
Gold looked back at his daughter. She was half asleep!
"The Amber is tired already," he joked to his not-too-amused wife. "I'm gonna put her back down for a nap."
Sapphire didn't respond directly, but instead said "Dinner will be ready in ten minutes." She turned to the stove and read a recipe to herself.
Gold ran back upstairs to his daughter's room where he put her in her crib and wrapped a light blanket around her. He kissed his daughter's forehead and murmured a "Sweet dreams" before closing the door quietly. He ran back down the stairs, fell, laughed, and was nearly scolded by his wife for running on a staircase.
"Don't do that! You'll hurt yourself and set a bad example for Amber!"
Gold only grinned mischievously and said, "But you'll take care of me, so what do I have to worry about?"
"Oh, Gold, stop it."
Gold was already standing up and wrapped his arms around her waist. He smirked, a little suggestively, like he used to do all the time.
"Gooooold," Sapphire whined. "Cut it out."
"Why are you trying to get out of this? I thought you liked it." The smirk on his face grew a little.
"I have to… I have to cook dinner, Gold."
"I don't care. Dinner can wait." He squeezed his arms around her waist a little tighter, bringer her even closer to him. He kissed her square on the lips, then pressed their foreheads together and looked into her namesake eyes. Their names both reflected their names, he often thought. She squirmed a little, in a weak attempt to get herself away from him.
"What's wrong, Sapph? He rubbed her back softly, as if to comfort her. He slowly realized he didn't feel a curve in her back anymore. Her posture was the same, but her curves were slowly disappearing. He hadn't noticed it until now. Curious, he rubbed her sides. Same result. Her curves were diminishing, but why? Gold could think if only two logical explanations. Either she was just gaining a little weight, or…
"What, Gold? I'm fine."
"Sapph, is there anything you'd like to tell me?"
"No." She said flatly.
"You're sure?"
"Yes." She tried to get to the kitchen again, but it was in vain. His arms tightened around her waist.
"I was curious if you've noticed any change in yourself lately?" he tried to be subtle, but there really wasn't much way to do so.
"Hm, so you figured it out? I knew you'd notice eventually."
"So, what is it?" Are you just gaining weight or is it-"
"Yes, Gold. I'm pregnant with another child."
Gold didn't want another child in particular, but he was excited at the fact he might actually have a bigger family, of his own. He let out a small noise, meant to indicate excitement, and twirled his still somewhat skinny wife around.
"We're gonna have another child!"
Sapphire smiled at her husband's excitement, and her mood changed.
"Yeah, we are!"
She let him twirl her around, and then let him kiss her again when she was dizzy (not that she could do much about it). Gold and Sapphire, unwittingly, weren't going to last very long.
Gold: Section divider. Aren't I an awesome hubby?
Man, that was fun! I just gotta try that again! That 'Sapphire' girl is interesting. I think I'll mess with her past or future sometime. That boy looked happy, which was good. I want to make him happy. But what if he was with a different girl? What would happen then? This is too interesting!
Wasn't it total crack? It was slightly fluffy, too. I just noticed. The other chapters could be better, or worse. Oh well. Review, please! I do so love reviews.
Expect more soon! L.O.L. , everyone! (That means Lots of Love. In my language :P)