If this confuses anyone, blame my brain. Long story short, I had a fanfiction when I was 11, before TDA came out. I called it TDA. And it was crappy as hell. So then I decided to bring it back for this and make fun of it. TDA is the bigger importance in Drama Coaster, while the big one in Once Upon a Drama is Drama Gone Tween. No, you can not sign up for DC.

Also, Christi was a contestant on TDA, and she's Chris's little sister and three months older than Cara.

Chris McLean was distraught.

Right after giving him two new seasons to film, the producers then told the 31 year old host to basically get lost. He handed his niece the paper they sent him, trying to hold back his tears.

Cara scanned it, barley stifling a giggle as she read the conditions Chris had been given. "Uncle Chris," she snickered, "they called you a loony old bat." He sobbed. "I know!" The sobs grew louder as he turned to look at his niece. "What right do they have to call me old?"

He reached for it, but Cara held it away. "So the producers want to film two new seasons at the same time?" she mused, smiling. "That sounds pretty fun. Can I do one?" Chris raised an eyebrow. "After that disastrous attempt at Drama Gone Tween?" he asked venomously, jealous of the fact that she was still able to host.

She shrugged. "That was three years ago. I'm 21 now. And plus," she glared at him, "I recall a certain season that never made it to air… a test run of Total Drama Action, perhaps?" Chris paled. "Don't mention that!" he whispered frantically. "That season isn't supposed to exist!"

His niece winked. "I had my problem; you had yours." She glanced at the paper one more time. "I think I'll take Drama Coaster, I've always loved amusement parks. And plus, I have a ton of access to those old contestants of yours, you know, the ones who lived in the United States?" Cara grinned. "I'm pretty sure that duo… oh, what were their names… Alli and Lily, I believe, live in New York. That's not too long a drive."

Chris shot her a glare. "While you're living it up in over in the United States, at amusement parks in Pennsylvania," he snapped bitterly, "who am I going to get to host the other one?" Cara had no response, and just stared thoughtfully, chewing her lip.

"Can more than one person host?"

Both C's turned to find Chris's little sister leaning against the door frame. "Christi!" Chris snapped. "Don't eavesdrop. What have I been telling you?" Christi smirked. "Harsh words for the man who encouraged me to act all bipolar and bitchy during the Total Drama Action run," she replied coolly.

Cara smiled at her friend and cousin. "What do you mean, more than one person?" she asked. Christi smiled innocently. "Well first, I'd definitely be interested." She flashed her brother a smug smile, and then turned back to Cara. "And since I know Chris is about to whine that I'm irresponsible, I was hoping to invite a friend or two."

Chris shot his sister a glare. "It's not just that you're irresponsible, Christi. You've got a lip piercing, you dress like that whore from Final Destination 5, your hair looks like you have skunk stripes, and you look like a raccoon with all that eye stuff. I should just call you a skunkoon."

Both girls arched eyebrows at his complaints. Christi did, in fact, have blonde-and black striped hair, and a decent amount of eye makeup. Her top was more like a bikini, with straps covering her shoulders and her bust wrapped in dark blue, but from her navel down to the hem, it was fishnet. A short black skirt and knee-high red leather boots completed the outfit.

"Okay," Christi admitted, "I do dress… a bit oddly." Her somewhat wounded expression changed when one of Chris's comments sunk in. "And Olivia isn't a whore! She was the best character in that movie, bro!" He shrugged. "Whatever, little sister. Even if you wanted to host Once Upon a Drama, you'd probably have to do something to yourself that's a little less…slutty."

Ignoring her uncle, Cara turned to Christi. "Who else would host with you?" she pressed. Christi shrugged. "I've been keeping in touch with Ben and Michael for the past five years," she mused, "but Michael moved to Germany for a little while to learn the language, and Ben's girlfriend really doesn't like me."

"Christi, she probably thinks Ben's cheating with you," Cara giggled. Christi snickered. "If I wanted him by now, I would've been the one to date him instead of Lindsay on TDA." She shot Chris a look, which he returned.

Cara sighed. "Changing subject for a second. You guys had that test run of Total Drama Action with all of those new American contestants. When the season ended, what happened? How did you just make all of the contestants in the regular TDA pretend nothing happened?"

Chris sunk lower in his desk chair. "We wiped the old contestants' memories," he muttered, face turning pink. At both girls' startled looks, his face began to burn. "With all of the problems going on, like Heather going nuts and the whole Duncan/Courtney/Tyler/Gwen/Lindsay/Ben/Trent/Lily thing…" he shrugged. "That was the best thing to do.

"Even I felt bad about it, since all the new people made friends with the old, like Ben dating Lindsay, Lily with Trent, Nikki and Geoff… and then there was that whole DJ/Leshawna and Gwen/Tyler thing after Duncan and Courtney broke up and then Gwen decided she didn't want Duncan…"

He shrugged. "That test run was a mess." Christi rolled her eyes. "I'll say." "So, back on track," Cara steered cheerfully, "any friends? Any what to host? Any, Christia?"

Christi shot her a glare. "I was going to invite my friend Lia." "The huge Total Drama fan fairy-tale geek from that crazy private school?"

Chris's anger melted for a minute as his face lit up. "She's perfect."

Michael and Ben are also from the shitty TDA fic.

I can remember all of these new people's names, there were:

-Alli

-Lily

-Robby

-Christi(a)

-Ben

-Michael

-Sara

-Nikki

and that's it. Also, Gwen and Tyler did in fact date in TDA. I was a shipper then even before I started disliking canon. Heather kidnapped Bridgette, as she didn't make it onto TDA. Yeah, I was a weirdo.

I love Lia. 3 she's freaking awesome. That's the only hint you're getting from me. No one else knows who she is. |D And I have the characters decided for OUaD, and almost all of my OCs designed for DC. The end. Toodles.