Darkness and flashing light that's all i saw as the four of us tumbled through what felt like the edge of time.

And then. . .

We were falling to what i assumed was our deaths. Why had no one thought to bring a parachute!

Alright i guess no one was expecting this, almost as much as none of us expected to hover a metre off the ground for a few seconds before landing softly on the grass.

Yep didn't see that one coming, hopefully no one brings up the girlis screams coming from all of us.. even Dywayne.

'Smoke' was the fist thing i though. Addictions a terrible thing but hey! Stressed out a bit here. As i lit it up I saw a figure that might have frightened the less brave (Or less Stupid) a snake faced man with glowing red eyes. Who was none other than Lord Fucking Voldemort aka Daddy.

So of course being me I took a draw, gave him my best smirk and said cheerfully "Top of the afternoon dad".

To say he looked less than elegant with his mouth flopping open like a fish would be the understatement of the week so to give him a bit of time to let it sink in I slowly turned around still a bit sore (apparently travelling transdimensionally courtesy of a magic ring will do that) to take in my surroundings.

What i saw was quite a shock, it was like i had walked directly into one of the movies. On either side of us were the 'Light' and 'Dark' sides of the wizarding world each one looking as confused as the next. Well almost everyone. . .

And that's when i found myself having a staring contest with the long bearded, purple clad old goat who had robbed me of my true childhood and world. And the asshole had the nerve to smile at me and tinkle his eyes and greet us with "Welcome back children"

"What is the meaning of this Dumbledore" the dark lord hissed the name in contempt.

"Just a surprise for you and a few of your death eaters Tom" Dumbledore was practically bouncing up and down in exitment.

I was. . . confused to say the least. Dumbles must have been the one to send the letter and ring. The real question is.. Why?

"Come now children step over here so we can take you to a safe place where the evildark lord won't be able to hurt you" he smiled at us as a grandfather might smile at a small child. Or thats what he was aiming for. To me he kinda just looked creepy. The rest of the order seemed to believe it and started murmuring encouragment obviously thinking that he was helping some 'Poor Shocked Children' but of a shock for them when i burst out with -

"Do i look like a fucking idiot? There's no way in hell im going with you"

Oh the look on their faces was priceless. All looking up to him like lost puppies for guidance. Pathetic really.

I felt a hand grab my shoulder and pull me back roughly into the croud of Death Eaters as an insane looking (Really when is she not?) looking Bellatrix pulled Jenna and Cassy while a sour faced Snape grabbed Dywayne by the scruff of his shirt. Looking behind to see my rude companion i came face to face with none other than the blonde haired, silver eyed Lucius Malfoy sneer in place. Though thank god it wasn't at me but at the now significantly less smiley Dumbledore. Now i know i must be losing it when the first thing that came to mind was 'I thought he'd be taller in person'. Not that he wasn't tall, i just assumed... Taller.

The Order was whispering among themselves looking at us.. well me in particular with slight disgust. Well screw you Order of the Annoying Chickens. Cassy gave me a look and i could tell she was a little scared. So I gave her a reasuring look back just letting her know it was okay. She really doesn't deal well with crowds. Let alone crazy crowds. Jenna was looking bored as if this was all beneath her, stupid bint. There was a strange humming sound almost like someone speaking really fast. I couldn't make out where it was coming from in the throng of people.

"Alas, it seems that the lord has already poisoned their mind. I am too late. " he sighed and his eyes glazed over like he was devastated.
The humming seemed to get louder and louder but Dumbledore hadn't noticed yet only people on this side of the invisible line that divided the two sides.

"I beleive my friends we now have no option. The children have made their choice. Show no mercy" He called out.

And then everything seemed to slow down the humming was louder and the whole order charged forward getting no less than ten metres before the first row got thrown back by an invisible force. Then i finally noticed the sheen bubble like dome around the whole estate we were on getting larger and larger as the humming which i now saw was Daddy dearest, his mouth moving so fast i couldn't even make out the words that he was saying. The order was forced back more and more until finally they were out the huge cast-iron gates, which proceeded to close in front of them as they tried in vain to get through the impenetrable force field.

"Stay here and guard the gate, let me know if there's anymore breaches in the security or it will be your head " Voldemort spat at the five nearest followers then proceeded to walk over to us "Lucius, Bellatrix, Snape! Bring those four to the meeting room"without even a second look at us he stormed in front of us. Sweeping past the cowering death eaters that were unfortunate enough to cross his path.

"He's a bit grumpy isn't he? Someone obviously woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning"I said unnecessarily loud. I was rewarded with a glare.

But at least i got a reaction. And that's all i'll be aiming for.

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