Disclaimer: I, Katie, am the proud owner of the amazing creation (if I do say so myself!) that is the Twilight Saga!
Stephenie: Katie! Must we go through this again?
Me: what do you mean?
Stephenie: you know what…let's not waste time…
Me: WHY MUST YOU ALWAYS RAIN ON MY PARADE? WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY? FINE! IF YOU ARE SET ON RUINING ALL MY CHILDHOOD DREAMS, I WILL ADMIT IT!
Stephenie: well, hurry up then!
Me: meanie…I don't own Twilight. GROWL! I AM NOW GIVING EVERYBODY WITHIN A 10 MILE RADIUS 5 SECONDS TO RUN!
Stephenie: *calls Edward and runs away in his sparkly arms*
1. You are not allowed to dress Edward up just because Bella isn't there, and getting Jasper to make him want you to dress him up is just mean.
2. You are PROHIBITED to go hunting alone with Emmett. Destroying half the forest while fighting over who got the biggest mountain lion is stupid and according to the gardening and nature documentaries Esme watches, it's not that good for the planet either.
3. You are NOT allowed to kidnap Bella while she is asleep and force her to shop with you at 3 in the morning. It really annoys Edward, which is not good news. You of all people should know that…
4. Either don't plan surprise parties at all or TELL CARLISLE OR ESME. Remember what happened when you didn't…(Carlisle has never been the same since…)
5. You are FORBIDDEN to sing Brittney songs in your head. It REALLY annoys Edward. If you are wondering why this is bad, refer to rule 3!
6. You may NOT decorate your and Jasper's bedroom without telling Jasper. Emmett never let him live it down when you made it all pink and purple and fluffy…
7. don't lie about Bellas future to Edward. He almost KILLED Mike Newton last time!
8. DON'T give Bella a chew toy to give to Jacob on his birthday. We don't need anymore reasons to start a war.
9. You may NOT go on more than 10 shopping trips abroad per year. Believe it or not, IT IS POSSIBLE TO RUN OUT OF MONEY.
10. Do NOT laugh at Emmett's stupidity. He finds it rather DEGRADING. In this rule we are actualy giving you options! Either let Emmett rant on and on and on about how everyone takes him for granted and assumes he his supid etc etc, or follow this rule!
"You guys must really hate me!" Alice moaned, pouting adorably. Carlisle looked away, knowing that if he looked at her face he would rip the list and give her money to go on her 11th shopping trip abroad…this MONTH. Turning his back to the wall, he spoke to Alice as if she was right in front of him.
"We love you Alice, but this tough love. We have made these rules for you to obey." he said, prepared to talk to her about all the rules with Esme.
"Don't bother with the whole talk crap. I already saw it…" Alice stood up and ran up the stairs and came back with Emmett behind her.
"Where are you two going?" Esme asked before they could run out the door.
"Shopping. Ally says I need new clothes…" Emmett grumbled, clearly not very happy about it.
"Over my ashes will you wear the same thing twice Emmett Cullen! Now get your soon to be sorry ass into the car." Alice commanded.
Watching them drive off, Carlisle and Esme sighed.
"Sibling love." Esme smiled.
"More like trying to empty my bank account…" mumbled Carlisle, putting his arms around his wife. I think it's time to get the kids to get jobs… he thought.
"NO WAY CARLISLE!" no doubt who that was…
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